Sunday, February 28, 2010

Unwanted Acquaintances.........

I have gone to the extreme trouble of moving, and getting away from some people who were always into causing or having drama around them.  They would try to suck me into this crap and I was so tired of all the stuff they kept reviving on a daily basis.  Still they try to pull my back into their social world, with "text messages", to keep me updated.  I at least have them held at this amount of distance.  It would be very nice and less stressful, if they just left me alone entirely.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Insurance

Are you considering shopping for a certain type of insurance?  I know that you dread it, and wish there was an easy way to get the job done.  Nowadays, there's the internet and with it comes many doors that open to the world of insurance.  You can go online, submit an application and in a matter of minutes you have an  insurance quote  as a follow up.  Many of the website's get you more that one quote and you are able to decide with company's quote suits your family needs.

A Good Quote

"Life is short, break the rules, forgive sooner, love with true love, laugh without control and always keep smiling.
Maybe life is not the party that we were expecting, but in the mean time, we're here and we can still dance....."

A Man's Toys.......

They say the only difference between a man and a boy is that his toys are more expensive.  I truly believe this to be so, when I consider the different things that can be bought to enhance certain toys.  If a man has an antique truck, then  truck accessories would be on the list for certain investment.  I'm sure that I've seen large quantities of cash spent on some of these gorgeous trucks as well as autos.  It's just a thing with these boys, they love their toys.

This Ain't Hillary's Fault........

The family of a veteran Dallas police officer who died two years ago while escorting a motorcade for Hillary Clinton, filed suit this week, alleging, among other things, that the city failed to properly train him for the difficult assignment. 
DPD, doesn't send officer's out on a duty, their not trained for.  If he knew he wasn't properly trained then he shouldn't have accepted the job.  It looks like these people are out to get some money, and are using this poor dead officer to do it.  This isn't going to bring him back, and I'm sure the family is already getting some kind of financial assistance, through the DPD.  This shit ain't right.......

Friday, February 19, 2010

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A TENNESSEE GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.   The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Tennessee. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Strivectin.......

If your looking to find medicinal products at a cheaper price, and larger amount for the money, then this is the place to shop.  Buying an anti-wrinkle product  like  strivectin sd  is hard to find at a good affordable price.  The products over the counter, may help slightly, but certain wrinkle products are considered to be more effective.  Get more information and read the reviews on this product before you buy.

Right Hand?



Really!  A U..S. President and his wife who do not even know how to stand for

the Pledge of Allegiance.  This is embarrassing!  Don't bother to see if the photo

is printed backwards.  Just look at the suit buttons and their ring fingers. 

Perhaps when you never recite the Pledge of Allegiance, you don't know what

to do!

Relief For Joints.....

 People who have arthritis and chronic joint pain, have resorted to trying all types of products for some relief.  They can get over the counter products, but many of them don't have the right amount of ingredients, to give the proper relief needed.  A good  msm supplement  review, is what you should read, before you invest in any other products for this problem.

Quotes......

Women are like cell phones
They like to be held and talked to......
But push the wrong button.....
And you'll certainly get disconnected...... cellphone Pictures, Images and Photos

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Acne

 Removing oil from your skin, is necessary when you have bad acne.  It's hard to get the right product for certain skin types, and so contacting a doctor might help.  They can suggest or prescribe a good  acne cleanser  to help keep your skin free from the oil that can cause those unsightly outbreaks.  It's also possible to find good acne products online, at a reasonable price.  

Hiring A Wal-Mart Greeter..........

Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. 

After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified.   Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.  Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, 
'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.'   
It just pops into your head.. There's no warning..

'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.   'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.

'Hmmm....let me see 'A blink!   It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.   A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said Jennifer.  
 
'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.'   She then turned to the third man,  who was contemplating his reply.

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch.   When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant.   'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man.   'It 's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.

Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response.

'Oh sure', said BUBBA.   'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINKBLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT
I had already sh­_
t my pants..'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
  You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on

A Garden Snake.........

Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.

A couple in  Sweetwater ,  Texas , had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.

The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now, the police had arrived.
Breathe here...

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

And that's when he shot her.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Ugly Stretch Marks...

When I was pregnant with my babies, I got several stretch marks, on my body from the stretching of my skin.  I used a certain lotion, that was considered to be the best but I still got the places.  I you can  cocoa butter stretch marks  with a certain brand of cream, that seems to be effective most of the time.  They say that cocoa butter is the best thing to use and you can get those unsightly marks smoothed out.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Party Time.....

New Orleans Saints fans celebrate the Saints' 31-17 NFL football ...
New Orleans Saints fans celebrate the Saints' 31-17 NFL football Super Bowl victory over the Indianapolis Colts in the French Quarter in New Orleans, Sunday, Feb. 7, 2010. 

Friday, February 5, 2010

The Law is The Law.......

One of ten U.S. American missionaries, accused of illegally ...
One of ten U.S. American missionaries, accused of illegally trying to take children out of Haiti, arrives at a Judicial Police office in Port-au-Prince February 5, 2010. Ten U.S. missionaries detained in Haiti were charged on with child kidnapping and criminal association for trying to take children illegally out of the earthquake-hit country.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The Thrill

Most of the time, you have to pry my teenage grandson, out of his room.  He's always in front of the TV with that  xbox  flashing some game at him.  He gets a thrill moving from one level to another.  It keeps him home away from the streets and bad influences, so I suppose it was worth the money, my daughter spend to give it as a gift last Christmas.  She was able to go online and find it at a much more reasonable price, than at the local stores.
 

Monday, February 1, 2010

Newsman & Pilot


His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone
 to call the local airport to charter a flight. 
  
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. 

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. 
  
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'. 

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. 
  
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot,
'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 

'Why?' asked the pilot. 

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN News,' he responded. 'And I need to get some close up shots.' 

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . .

You're NOT my flight instructor?' 


Got To Take Care of Business.........

A worker clear the entrance to the West Wing of the White House ...
A worker clear the entrance to the West Wing of the White House as the snow continues to fall in Washington Saturday, Jan. 30, 2010.
Wouldn't want Obama to slip and fall.........he might have a "white hiney".........lol