Decorating

Having to decorate a new office is a pain, sometimes.  It gives you a certain area with certain views and just so much space to utilize.  Finding the correct furniture and accessories can be a problem also. I find that many executives, hire a decorating firm to do the job for them.  If you are considering doing some  office decorating or remodeling, then you would do well to click on the above link and see what this website has to offer your new decor.

Oh My.......

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
I was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams...To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this

exam suddenly burst out laughing
and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said.  . .
'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down
her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .

' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .' 

Ugly Crap

There are some people who have real greasy skin, and before long you will notice a blackhead emerge.  I've often thought it was because those people didn't keep their skin as clean as they should.  Who am I to judge, when you see people that need help by getting a  blackhead remover  to rid them of the problem.  Deep pores can be the spots for these things to show up.  I often wonder if they can't use a deep cleanser to remove some of the oils?

.Oh Sure!

This is a hard one for me to write about, since I've been a wife several times, and I still haven't gotten it right. It seems you have to be a mother, friend, lover, cook, domestic servant and whatever else he wants you to be. I fail to find being an individual in any of those categories.
Actually, that is what most men want from women and once in awhile you find a refreshing person, who actually likes his woman to be strong and responsible, with plenty of personality. "The Perfect Wife", is one who is dependable, moral, loving, and giving. We just can't be anything else, it's built in to our beings. Women are raised by their mother's to be the best they can be as a woman, so they won't have to worry about other women, trying to snatch up their man. Sorry, ladies I know this hasn't worked for many of us.
I can remember going to high school, and making sure that I took "Home Economics",(home making) to be sure I had everything going for me. I was going to be the best at being everything a man could want, for "The Perfect Wife". I knew how to cook, clean, do laundry, needle work, and still be a woman at night. Two babies, later I was a total wreck and barely dragging myself around during the day. Nights, had become engrossed in sleeping, and not much of anything else. By that time I had totally lost the person, I was before I became "The Perfect Wife".
I believe some ladies, have it easy and are natural women of the home. Some women like myself, really have to keep at it, just to scratch the surface.
I believe, that being loved is the best activator of a woman's actions, toward her family. When she is loved and she feels it, then she becomes the giver, that her heart has been hiding. When a woman, is happy and loved she will climb mountains, swim oceans and all the other wild things, to be with her people/family/man. She is the strength, when your down, the helper, the friend, the mender, the mother, the companion, the lover just to mention a few.

My Eyes

I've had large black circles under my eyes for years and have used many different eye creams to try and get rid of them.  It hasn't worked, so I'm wondering if using an  eye wrinkle cream  would help with this problem?  As I have aged, my eyes have developed wrinkles and that makes me really look old.  I can't afford a real expensive formula for skin and eye care.  I have to find a product that I can afford and still get good results.

Watch My Back

A woman I work with has made sure to be a thorn in my side from the very first day.  This isn't the first time she's worked with me and the first time was a disaster for me, because of all the turmoil she dishes out.  She's an outright asshole, and there's no getting around it.  Try as she may, she is having a hard time getting me into an all out fight in front of the customers.  I won't give her that much fun, and she's doing everything she can to make herself needed by the boss.  It's the worst thing anyone could ever imagine, to have to deal with on a job.

Fat......

I know you've seen them.  Those people who make you hurt just to watch them walk.  They are so fat, they can't even stand themselves.  These people need a doctor's help to get rid of that unwanted fat and live a healthier life.  It's possible that they could also look at the  http://www.naturalfatburner.org  reviews and see if one of these products might help them.  For information about the natural fat burners, click on the above link and read what people have to say.

Maxine..........

Assistance

Getting help on the side of the road, especially on a weekend, is extremely hard.  I've been broken down and needed  roadside assistance  only to be told that they didn't go out that far, so I would have to find a company closer to me. Honestly, how are you going to do that when you don't even know who the local companies are?  The yellow pages, might help but finding a pay phone is even a harder task.  Click on the above link for more information about assistance.

Go Maxine.......

I hate housework! You make  the beds, do the dishes and  six months later you have to  do it all over again!!

                   

Shoes

I often wonder if you can get a good fit when buying shoes online?  Catalog buying has been around for years and this has become even more popular with the age of technology.  I looked at the website for  mbt shoes  and found that this company has the shoes, which have become popular of late.  The curved soles are supposed to give you better posture, as well as tone your legs.  For more information about these shoes, click on the above link.

Thanks

This is a humble regard for someone who took me under their wing and so graciously offered to teach me how to blog! Mind you, I'm "eating crow" here. Mainly because, I took advantage of this person's, unselfish offer and let them teach me the basics.
At first I was so overwhelmed, with all the information, that I hung onto this person, like a "hungry child". I couldn't get it right, and so I'd cry to them in desperation and fear of messing up. Boy, did mess up! Not just once but many times. Two of my blogs, went to hell because of it.
This person, had called me their "friend", which I accepted completely. That was until I overstepped my boundaries,(which I didn't know were there) and over taxed them by constantly asking for opinions or help. I had helped this person when they had problems, so I didn't think it was a problem for me to seek help, in return. I got dissed, by the person, calling themselves, "my friend"! "Hurt", is not the word to describe, my feelings, right at that moment. I gritted my teeth and bit into my words as I wrote back, my growling essay. By the time we both were finished, so was the "friendship". I totally walked away, and left this person to itself, to "stew in it's own brew". Later in the month when, we ran into each other, I pulled away, from their advances, in an effort to try to say, "they were sorry". My book, doesn't see "friendships" with boundaries, if it's truly a friendship. Their world, obviously was different from mine, so I let it go. Chalked it up as a lost cause, and moved on.
I still want to give credit, where credit is due, and say that this person, did give me very quality information and help. To that I say "thank you".

Fireplaces

How many of you who own homes have longed for an outdoor fireplace on your patio?  It's a pleasure to BBQ outside or just build a fire and sit around it with friends and family.  Getting a good quote on  outdoor fireplaces  before you decide to build is the best idea.  This way you can decide not only on the design, but the price you wish to afford.  For more information about these products and the services involved, click on the above link.

Why I'm divorced . . .

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', 
and possibly have a small present for me. 

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' 

I thought....  Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....  They will remember. 

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, 
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. 

I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.  Let's go !' 

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro 
with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...  We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' 

I responded, 'I guess not.  What do you have in mind ?'  She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner..' 

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. 

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... 
Followed  by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. 

And I just sat there.... 

On the couch....

NAKED!!!!

NC Health Insurance

I live in another area of our fine country, but many people who live in the NC area can benefit from this information.  Looking around the website for  short term health insurance NC  I find that many health benefits, can be obtained at one of these local branches or online.  Taking the time to shop for good health care benefits, is very important and should be considered necessary in order to find the right plan for your family.

Ha Ha

A friend sent this joke to me and it was so cute I had to share it with you guys.....

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,

'Boy..................go git cha Momma...............'

OMG

A man owned a small farm in Kansas. The Kansas State Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.'

'The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.'

'Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to -- the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me,' replied the farmer.

Why Not?

I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100%. 
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt, doing drugs, while I work. Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?  Something has to change in this country -- and soon!

Auctions

 I'm sure you've seen this many times, if you are on the web very much.  It's become a great way to shop and get outstanding deals.  Participating in an  online auction  is fun as well as rewarding.  You can find things that your looking to purchase and after you set up your account, you can bid on them.  All deals are supposed to be secured and done in good faith.  Check out the above link and look around the website for great fun and a chance to get great items.

I Give Up.

It's just too much, always having to put up with his crap. He thinks he's so great, and yet he can't even pick up after himself. When will I ever learn how men are? I should know better by now, as old as I am. You'd think I run the other way every time a man looked at me. This just can't be happening to me...I'm not this stupid....and yet I find more about me that I don't like.......letting some asshole guy treat me this way......I just can't get over it.

Rack Mount

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