Side Effects

There's a huge list of products for dieting which are questionable.  They can be rather harsh to the body and cause bad side effects.  One of the popular brands has a long list and the  hydroxycut side effects  can be considered dangerous to some people's health.  It's necessary to contact your local doctor or trainer for more information about this product's effects.  For more information online, click on the above link and read the reviews.

Hats....Hats

 

The world watched as the fairy tale wedding unfolded.  As with horse racing, this is a time for the ladies to wear their most fetching hats.  Some are totally outrageous and other's very large.  These three ladies know how to dress and well they should.  The Queen, her daughter in law and now on the left is Prince William's mother in law.

Personalized

I can just imagine the array of mugs and other artifacts that will be sold as souvenirs for this Royal event.  People from all over the world have traveled to be that the wedding of the century.  I'm sure they will be able to get cheap personalized mugs  that are easy to order through certain online stores.  It's also possible to get your picture in front of the palace placed on a mug for memories.  To get more information, click on the above link and shop.

Hello Mum.......

 

Britain's Prince Charles kisses the hand of his mother, Britain's Queen Elizabeth, next to his wife Camilla as they arrive at Westminster Abbey before the wedding of Britain's Prince William and Kate Middleton in central London April 29, 2011.  An the beautiful wedding began, with all the beautiful people around the world attending.

Poppies Still Big

 

 

Nearly a decade into the war in Afghanistan, opium poppies are still the major crop for many farmers and a big source of income for the Taliban despite expensive efforts to stamp out cultivation.  Do they think that these people are going to give up something that makes them money?  Fat chance!

A man shows how workers score a poppy bulb to extract resin.

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Upcoming Festivals in Dallas

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Fun for the whole famly........some of these are  FREE !

Readers

I suppose there aren't many readers for this blog, since my article titled "Hey Men" didn't get any horrendous comments.  I thought surly there would be one that might defend his male pride.  I can see that it's not necessary for you men to defend yourselves.  Your best defense, is to just let us stew in our own brew.  You know how to get to us .......don't you?

Diets

Finding the best weight loss supplement  is like sorting a batch of pinto beans to cook. Some are good and the others you discard.  Do you find yourself weak and jittery when you take certain diet pills?  That doesn't mean that you have found  diet pills that work  for you.  Doing an online search can give you more information and help you make a decision about the one you want to buy.  Click on the above link and read up on some of the one's this website has reviewed.

Tax Day.....

I'm sure that by now most of you have already filed you income tax forms.  Today, catches the lagers who just didn't get around to getting the damn thing done.  Others waited until the last minute, because they knew that it would show they owed the IRS money.  I heard that we are getting a reprieve and being allowed to mail the returns on the 18th which would be Monday.  How nice of our government, to give us extra time.

Weight

 Do you find yourself weak and jittery when you take certain diet pills?  They tell me that you need to have a supplement during diets.  I read about OxyElite Pro  and they say that it's mandatoryfor you to have a doctor's release before they will allow you to buy this product.  They say you must be a healthy adult in order to handle the strong effects of the pills.  I wonder who can actually be healthy and be fat?

Oh My !

Hold on to your hats, cause it's a windy day here in Texas.  I'll be surprised if there aren't a bunch of broken limbs falling from the trees.  It's possible you will see things like the above picture as well.  Oh don't get excited guys, cause it would be your luck this would happen somewhere else on down the street.  I've been in this position before, and it's almost impossible to keep that skirt down.

Reviews

 It's a time that many people have find themselves making a decision about.  To go on a diet, build lean muscle or just to loose weight?  I know that I can't even consider it at my age, but there are plenty of young people who can benefit from the creatine supplement reviews  website.  There is plenty of information listed for them to read and get the knowledge it takes to get this type of body building started.

Meat.....

 
Here we go again........the FDA is saying that we are getting meat that's contaminated with "Staph" and it's resistant to certain antibiotics.  This leaves us at risk for getting all types of health problems.  Looks like the responsibility to process the meat is resting on the consumers shoulders.  In other words, we must be very careful when handling raw meat, before cooking it.  The problem has been caused by meat producers who use antibiotics on their animals while raising them.  More people are dying per year from this bacteria than from HIV.  That's more than I wanted to know!

Just Out of Reach

Too often we find that our arms and legs aren't adequate for reaching something.  It's those times we need an aide to help us obtain that object on the top shelf.  We often reach for a close by chair to stand on, and find it a bit unsteady.  It's best to use metal step stools  that are equipped for such things.  You can find different selections online, to invest in.  The quality of the products, according to the price's are something you need to shop for first.

Exercise...!

 
This is a very true statement.....I wonder if Grandma really cares whether the young man is noticing or not?  Hell, you never know about Grandma's, they can surprise you, when you least expect it.  Just remember, they aren't dead yet!  Look out you good looking young men.......LOL !

Online Sales

As with any electronic product, there comes a time to update it.  You may even have one that's been dropped one too many times, and need to get a new unit.  You will need to  buy ipod touch  to utilize your exercise resume.  It seem to help pass the time while exercising, and listening to your favorite songs.  Go online to the above website and shop for the latest version of ipods and notice the bargains you get.  Pricing is much less when you buy online.

iPods

The craze was a sensation a few years back and now you can find them lying around a teenager's room.  There's many different types  of music you can download on them, and as long as the battery lasts you can enjoy it.  You never know whether the earphone is for an ipod, cell phone, or such?

Need A Boat?

 If your looking to find a fixer upper, then you might go to one of the boat grave yards.  These poor things could use some desperate help.  I've noticed that certain people like to restore things as a hobby.  Can you imagine the work, time and money it would take to restore this old boat?  Hey, it would give you something to do!  What the heck!

OMG !

I think he failed...........lol.......  Drunk isn't the word for this guy!  I'm sure that made those cops day, and gave them something to joke about for months to come.  This is one of those times, that they were able to laugh and enjoy a light hearted moment during what could have been a grueling day.

BOB ?

 Exercise is a very good way to get rid of unwanted fat.  Young mother's who are wanting to loose the baby fat can get their daily running in and take baby right along with them.  The  bob revolution  strollers are made durable to withstand the humps and bumps during a normal everyday run.  Your baby or young toddler, can sit and enjoy the sights while you jog.  They are within your grasp, should anything happen that needs your immediate attention.

Damned !

Did you see the heels on those shoes that girl is wearing?  I'd break my damned ankle if I even tried to stand up on those things.  Walking around on them is not even considered an option.  Talking about staggering around like your drunk!  I'd get taken to jail for public intox, whether I'd had a beer or not.  Just imagine, how rough it would be, if I was drunk..........lol.

I know....I know.........you weren't looking at the heels..!

Harley Girl

 A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside of each. 

"They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." 

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back. 
A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots. 

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?" 

The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?" 

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

Floors

 I don't like to clean them, but there are plenty of people who differ with my opinions.  While they are beautiful, is causes me too much work.  My friend loves laminate flooring  and ripped out all of the carpet to replace her floors with it.  I will let her do all the sweeping and mopping while I get it all taken care of by vacuuming once a week.  Visiting her home, will help me enjoy this type of flooring at a distance.

Why?

I have a question?  Why in the hell do men who are over 50 not want to be with women over 50?  Who the hell do they think they are?  God's gift to women?  Maybe in a sense, but we would like to have a relationship with someone our own age that can still hang.  Many of you damned men can't hang, anymore and you want to blame it on us.  Have you looked in the mirror lately?  What are we supposed to get excited about?
Just about the time we think that there might be a chance with you, up walks a young thing and your private parts head in her direction.  This pisses me off, when you do us like that.  We are worthwhile women, and deserve to be treated right, why can't you do it?

Hey Men !

 Get that buff body that all women love, in no time with testosterone cypionate  and be the hit of the party.  You've seen men with their stomachs falling over their swimming suits.  That's just nasty and you don't want that to happen to you.  You can replace your testosterone levels and get the needed help to build muscle content and rid your body of the fatty tissue.  If you have low levels of testosterone, then your doctor can prescribe the necessary dosage for your body and health.

Next?

I never cease to be amazed at the way this President is doing to us.  How, will the American people ever recover from all the crap he's putting us in the middle of?  It's gotten to the point that when I hear he is going to "address the nation", I turn to another channel or punch the off switch.  I can't even stand the sound of his voice.  How can he possibly think he is so damned wonderful?  Yuck!

Jobs

Everyone knows that finding a job these days, is almost none.  There are so many out of work and their finances are in dire trouble.  Two job families, have become one job families and there are several who have lost their homes and cars because of the bad economic situation.  I suggest they go to online websites and search to find jobs  that are available in their expertise.  Making an application can begin the action it will take to get things going.

Poor Beer Can

While having a brew last evening at a local bar, I encountered this man who would take his mouth and cut into the side of a beer can, with his teeth.  He then would tear open the beer can, while still full of beer, then drink the beer which was inside the can.  He got everyone's attention including the bartender, who tried to take his picture while doing it.  I took a video of the process as it happened.  Not sure if the video came through on this post or not?

Pier 1 For Spring & Summer

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Pier 1 for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.
While I've only begun to research this website, I find that there are many beautiful things you can buy from Pier 1  and now it's "Spring".  There are so many items to consider, when shopping for the "Spring and Summer" season's.  You are able to find many things to compliment the 'Easter' celebrations, we enjoy yearly.  I looked at the indoor/outdoor furnishings and accessories like rugs, and wall decor.  There was a large array of furniture to design an outstanding patio decor.  The Papasan's are exactly what you need for friends and family to lounge on around the pool this season, as well as used indoors.  The cloth seating cushions were very colorful with all the spring colors, designs and flowers which can cause a "wow" factor when people see it for the first time.
I noticed the place mats for your outdoor tables along with the dinnerware to serve in fashion.  They would go nicely on that white wicker table that was shown on the website.  There was a complete group of white wicker furniture.  The chairs looked so comfortable and there was a table close by to set down you plate and drinks.
This has become such a popular place to shop for unique designs, that there are Pier 1 Tweetups scheduled this spring for your fun and pleasure. I missed out on the one that was in April but there's another one coming up.  You might want to check the website for more information and sales.  We have a Pier 1 location right here in Dallas, TX for all the DFW enthusiasts.

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City ,

where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and

the values of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may

choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down

except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the

first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor,

where the sign reads: 

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are

Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are

Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead

Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
where the sign reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are

no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women

are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.




PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened

a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have

money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.