Questions Asked Retired People?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown & into a shop. I was only there for about 5

minutes, & when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?

He ignored me & continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."

He glared at me & wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."

He finished the second ticket & put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, & the car that he was putting the tickets on

had a bumper sticker that said, "Obama in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

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I am the..........

You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.

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A compliment........

I'm always griping about my man, and today I wish to compliment him..........as I speak he is out in this hot sunny weather, edging the sidewalk and driveway. I see him sweating and having to stop to rest ever so often and so, I wanted to tell you how hard he is working for our yard to look nice.
Two days ago, he thoughtfully dug holes for my 2 banana trees, that he bought for me this week. We had dug one up on our trip to his hometown, last year when we visited his cousin. We were out looking at her property and I noticed her huge banana plants, with large hanging clumps of bananas, ready to eat. So, before we left, he went out and dug me a small one, which we brought home and planted. It faired well until the winter, and it died. So, he was replacing it for me, and since he got a good deal on them, he bought them for me.
How can a girl not like that? Hey, he spoils me, in various ways, and I can let some of the other, stuff go. Even if they do irk me...... :)

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My New Blog

Welcome, to "Letters To Heaven", my new blog.....started this month and becoming a well visited site. I hoping to make it a site that you can visit and associate with. I also want to welcome you and your letters, to my site.. Please feel free to submit your "letters", for posting. I will post them and send you the URL, to the post, for your view. Your identity can remain anonymous, if you so desire, this is strictly up to your preferences.
I believe some of you would like to write a letter to a lost loved one, or maybe to God, or a friend or enemy....or just to a person, who affected your life and world. Sort of a way of healing or cleaning your mind or conscious, feelings about the person, the way they died or otherwise.
Feel free to visit and comment, please link to it and make this a great blog for all..........
I thank you
Nita

Weekends !

I wonder what these websites' are doing, (not posting jobs), on the weekends? I sure could get some work done on the weekends if they'd put up the work, for us to do. Just think how many more advertisements, they could get paid for, if they'd just post work for us to do. I would like to see more effort on their part to give us more jobs.!

I wish I could get my PR up so, I could get the higher paying jobs...........I just keep fading out, somehow..........? I keep wondering what I'm doing wrong? The traffic's just not giving me the PR I need on all my blogs. I'm at a loss? Any ideas, you wish to offer?

Home Lighting

So, the dog was wagging his tail and hit the Tiffany Lamp, what shall you do? Every time, the grandkids come to visit, I cringe when they get active. I’m sure you’ve had the same reactions, when you hear a loud crash. You know what that means and you dread all the shopping store to store, for that special lamp.

Shopping online has become the trend of this century. So, why not shop for that lamp or other home lighting needed to replace or update your home or office. How about a chandelier, track lighting, ceiling fans or landscape lighting, they have it all. Light Showplace, gives free shipping on orders over $75., low prices and no sales tax outside of NY state.

PS3

Well, unless you have your own electronics store, you’ll have to buy a PS3 .
I don’t know how computer smart you are, but there are many out there that can shock the socks off me, my son is one of them. I'm not literate on these playstations, so it would take someone smarter than me to operate it.
It seems that there certain PS3 programs you might want to keep. So, that means you need to buy the accessories, to go along with it. This is a website that offers you those and has a complete stock of name brand items.

Buy.Com

Have you been to the website, buy.com? They promote and having the weekly deals, that give you your best buy
. I checked out the site and found many deals, as well a very good buys. I believe, this is a great site to visit if you are a person, who likes to shop online, for bargains. Just name your subject and I’m sure you’ll find just what your looking for. Buy.com, offers a great shopping experience, and you can order gift certificates, as well. Go online today, as look at all the different departments. You’ll be amazed.

Ink Pens

Isn’t it funny how, just about the time, your going to sign that very important document, or a check……the ink runs out in your pen? It never ceases to amaze me how well, it programs itself, to do that. Call it bad luck or fate, it still happens.
There best way to be rid of that problem, is to have a good supply of ink pens
to take care of the situation. Since, there are so many office supply’s out there, I see no problem in getting the job done.
There are so many styles to choose from you can choose from the cheapest, most economical, to have on hand or nicer ones. I found a website that offers all these supplies at reasonable prices and comparable amounts. Next time your shopping for office supplies, go online to http://www.pensrus.com, they offer specials, catalogs, and custom quotes. So, you can either, shop online, fax, mail or call to make your order. A friendly assistant will glad to give you custom quotes and expedite your order.

Interesting Facts

Interesting Human Body Facts

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.

Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. .. . .they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!

Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.

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Still looking at your thumb, aren't you ?

eTools

I’ve used many tools in my life and several were
air tools such as wrenches, screw drivers, drills and such. I’m a woman, but I still have worked in industries, that were blue collar jobs and mostly men did. When you have 3 kids looking you in the face for support, you’ll find work, somewhere. I have made aluminum windows & doors, laid the glass, which is call glazing. There are many other reasons to use power tools. This website sells power tools, so go and shop for the best money can buy.

The Neighbor's

The man across the street, is a pain in my backside. He thinks he owns the neighborhood. He was moving this yard before I bought the house, as a favor to the people I bought the house, from. He kept mowing, after I bought the house, so I told him I'd rather do it myself or have someone do it my way, after he back into my mailbox, with his riding lawnmower. He wasn't careful how he mowed, and I knew he would mow down, flowers and bushes I had planted.
His grandchildren(who love to ride it) and him will still mow over into my yard when they get beside my house, in order to turn the awkward sucker around. The thing backfires and pops real loud, and makes your whole body jump. Many times I've gone out and grass & dirt would be thrown all over my car, where he would mow so close to it. I'm really getting tired of him and his grandkids, doing this. When I'm not home, he will mow my driveway, down real close and cut into the roots of the St. Augustine grass along the sides. It makes my yard look unmowed and you can't grow a nice level even yard, with someone doing that. I've tolerated him, so I guess he thinks it's ok, but I'm just about out of tolerance.

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