Credit Reports

How many times have you received a letter telling you that your credit had been denied? It would direct you to a credit agency that would give you your report about your credit ratings. If poor, then the credit report services would attempt to help you with the problems. Sometimes, it's hard to get the situations, straightened out. I went through and identity theft and it was very hard to get my reports right.

Confession..........

AN HISPANIC BOY'S CONFESSION

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Pepito Garcia?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Pepito, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Mendez?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Morales?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Cantu?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Patti Perez?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosita De Leon, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'


The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'


Pepito walks back to his pew, and his friend Pancho slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'


'Four months vacation and five good leads.

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Burning Drugs........

An Afghan security officer stands guard as flames rise during a drug burning event on the outskirts of the city in Herat province, west of Kabul, Afghanistan. Over 2,000 kilograms of narcotics, composed of heroin, opium and hashish, were burnt along with some bottles of alcoholic drinks. Afghanistan is part of the countries, which provide the large numbers of the drug in the world.

Green Lights

The East Room of the White House is bathed in green light at a St. Patrick's Day reception hosted by President Barack Obama, Tuesday, March 17, 2009, in Washington.

The fountain on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington is seen with green-colored water in honor of St. Patrick's Day in Washington.

The fountain in front of the White House flows with green water, in honor of St. Patrick's Day in Washington.

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day

NEW PREAMBLE

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along,
restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive
behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great
grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
guide lines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, and delusional. We hold these truths to be self
evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they
require a Bill of NON Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth.
More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on
freedom, and that means freedom for everyone? not just you! You may leave the room, turn
the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in
Your eye, learn to be more careful. Do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all
your relatives rich from a lawsuit because of your carelessness.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most
charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in subsidizing generation after
generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of
another generation of professional couch potatoes. (get an education and go to work...don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the
looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape,
intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in
the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or
coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get
together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and
will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the
opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to
make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you
have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from,
English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (lastly...)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This
country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to
believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN
GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,
TOUGH!!!!

dNeero

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Dalai Lama..........

Tibetan spiritual leader the Dalai Lama gestures while presiding over a prayer meeting held for his longevity at his palace temple in Dharamshala. The Dalai Lama accused China of having brought "hell on earth" to his homeland in a speech Tuesday on the sensitive 50th anniversary of a failed uprising.

A Tibetan Buddhist monk makes his way through the Lama Temple in Beijing, China. Authorities in Tibet and restive parts of western China are on heightened alert for possible unrest on the 50th anniversary of a failed uprising against Chinese rule.

SUV......

REINTRODUCING THE ORIGINAL S.U.V. As our nation's Big 3 auto manufacturers face bankruptcy, we must go back to the old time basics. Americans will soon need to once again embrace the original Sport Utility Vehicle!!

Ho Ho Ho

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: 'Two Prostitutes $50.00.' A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.' One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!' 'Well, that 's a little different,' the officer smiled . .'Their sign pertains to religion.' The following day the same police officer noticed the same two ho's driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign: 'Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.

Good Decision............

TO's been released, ending a three-year run that produced as many big headlines as big plays. Many of those headlines were about ego and attitude, and Jones has decided enough is enough. He wants the focus on winning, something the Cowboys haven't done in the playoffs since 1996. Getting rid of Terrell Owens means a fresh start for the Dallas Cowboys.

Cowboy's receiver Sam Hurd says Terrell Owens sent him a text message late Wednesday March 4, 2009, saying he had been cut by the team.
I don't believe that TO hasn't had the team at heart..........I believe in his mind and heart, it's been "TO" and the team was supposed to fall in around him with what he considered his "great plays".....Just a big show off.........in my opinion............

Obama............

It's getting to the point, that all you see on TV is Obama........what the hell? I'm so tired of his face, it gets down too far under my skin.........Just do something........if your going to do what you said........why stand in the limelight all the time............people will see, and feel the effects of your actions.........you don't have to stand on a bandbox all the time..........It's almost as if he's saying..........here I am.........look at me........I'm controlling your country and guess what..........you can't do a thing about it.....NOW............I've got total control.........(at this point he gives his big toothy smile!)
Hell.........just do it and get it over with........
I'm used to getting screwed and not getting kissed........

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