When You Come Home

Office Meetings

I know you've been in office meetings should you be an executive or office personnel.  It's one of those times, you mostly hate, because the time spent having the boring meeting could be used for productive work.  The MegaMeeting Webinar Software  that is being used today, can get many groups involved in one meeting.  You can make a more productive situation come to life by using this software.  I suggest clicking on the above link and viewing the possibilities this software can establish.

Some Quotes

How's things going ?   "Oh, one down and ten to go! "


You win some, loose some and some you just get rained out!  Most of the time I just get rained out!

How are you doing?  "Oh, nothing a million dollars wouldn't help!"     I know that's right!

They say "home is where the heart is."  "Hell, you've gotta have a heart first!"

Barcode

There are more electronic gadgets today than ever before.  They are constantly upgrading items in hope of making life somewhat easier.  Now they offer the stores a cordless barcode scanner  that is much easier to use than the one attached to a cord and the register.  These useful gadgets are available in different designs and can be obtained from a company that specializes in this type of equipment.  Click on the above link for more information.

Chicken Sandwiches

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. 
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."  "Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" 
"Let me see" he said.  "Okay" and she showed him.  He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.  He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!"

Backyard Fun

How much fun can you have while sitting out in the back yard while your fire pit  is smoldering?  I love the smell of smoke and enjoy sitting outside with a good fire going.  That's just the "country girl" in me and something I really relish.  If you have a partner to enjoy this time with you, then your all set for a comfy time.  For more information about fire pits, and prices, click on the above link and shop.

Car For Sale

 

I realize that you can't tell much about this car, but I'm putting it up for sale.  It's a 1998 Dodge Stratus, 4 door, that would be a car to drive to work.  It's got new tires and is good on gas, which is something everyone looks for these days.  Since it's had lots of driving in the last few years, I'm offering it at the low price of $600. which is good for this vehicle.  This car will be sold strictly as is.

Office Procedures

I will never be able to understand all the crap that different state, city, county and government offices dish out.  All the legal terms start jumping out at you and your standing there wondering if you doing something wrong?  You can only do this or you can't do that because of this........Man, I give up when it comes to all the legal gibberish.  Some of the crap can be left in the trash can with lots of other stuff that was voted out long ago.

Diet Pills

This is a fat burner that has plenty of hype and for some I believe it works well.  I've read pros and cons on this product, so if you buy apidexin  make sure you get all the details about the way it works.  I believe that with exercise and a good diet, anyone can loose weight.  There are some obese people who with a doctor's help can find relief from being overweight.  Find more information about apidexin at the above link.

No Sunday Paper

This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors.


 
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"
The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, ..

..."Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church either.

Help Is Possible

I noticed that everyday, you hear of someone having an addiction to some sort of drugs.  They are mostly in the entertainment field and therefore the new media flashes the information all over the news.  They will tell of how the notable person, has entered a treatment center for help.  Today's young people have got hooked on different forms of heroin.  You can tell them about the heroin addiction treatment centers  that are in your area.  Sometimes the family will need to intervene and get these people the help they desperately need.

Ralphy

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
 After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." 

Little RALPHY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
 Little RALPHY answered, "No, he minded his own f....... business."


 I LOVE Little RALPHY!!!!!

Friendships.....

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.




Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

Wave Goodbye!

 

What no elevator for our esteemed President?  How tacky of us to make him have to walk.  :)

Sneakers

I remember buying a pair of sneakers back in the "olden days"!  They were only used for the gym and playing basketball.  Today, you can find a whole array of designers jumping on the bandwagon of shoe design.  The  Ateliers Arthur  brand is unique, as far as sneakers can go.  The one's I saw listed on this website were nice and I could utilize a few of them in my wardrobe.  The price might be a bit steep for my budget, but some people don't have that worry.