Links......

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/yourdomain.com
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/?
http://www.siteadvisor.cn/sites/yourdomain.com/summary/
http://whois.domaintools.com/yourdomain.com
http://www.aboutdomain.org/backlinks/yourdomain.com/
http://www.whoisya.com/yourdomain.com
http://www.who.is/whois-com/yourdomain.com
http://www.robtex.com/dns/yourdomain.com.html
http://www.zimbio.com/search?q=yourdomain.com&btnG=Search
http://whois.ws/whois-info/ip-address/

They say these links can help with traffic and page ranks............I'm waiting to see......

Auto Accessories

I noticed a car show, as I was driving down a local freeway in my home town. It seems that you can find so many different ways to fix up a car. I was amazed at all the different auto accessories these people had used to enhance their vehicles. It was really a show worth visiting and seeing the concepts of designs involved.

Officer.........?

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you
could have been as sharp as this policeman. He
was being cross-examined by a defense attorney
during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to
undermine the police officer's credibility...





Q:
'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the
scene?'

A:
'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person
matching the description of the offender,
running several blocks away.'



Q:
'Officer -- who provided this description?'

A:
'The officer who responded to the
scene.'



Q:
'A fellow officer provided the description of
this so-called offender. Do you trust your
fellow officers?'
A:
'Yes, sir. With my life.'



Q:
'With your life? Let me ask you this then
officer. Do you have a room where you change
your clothes in preparation for your daily
duties?'
A:
'Yes sir, we do!'



Q:
'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A:
'Yes sir, I do.'

Q:
'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A:
'Yes sir.'



Q:
'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your
fellow officers with your life, you find it
necessary to lock your locker in a room you
share with these same officers?'

A:
'You see, sir -- we share the building with the
court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been
known to walk through that room.'



The
courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a
prompt recess was called. The officer on the
stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best
Comeback' line -- and we think he'll
win.

Drinking with a Texas Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Texas , we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'


God Bless TEXAS

Cute.....

Nominated as the world's best short joke of the year 2008.

A 3 year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.