Thursday, May 31, 2012


I'm sure you will find that there is never enough storage when you go to putting things away.  If an extra  storage cabinet  is what you need then you can visit the link posted in this blog and see what they offer.  I'm sure they will have many different designs ans sizes to buy at reasonable prices. 

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Bullsit !

I can't see how someone who makes over $25. an hour, can be so stupid.  Here they come asking me for money to make it until payday?  At least two of their kids live there on them, and one has his boyfriend living there too, so you know the story.  If the one's living there are paying rent, then why is everyone living so high on the hog that they can't pay their bills?  Here I am on a fixed income and they are asking me for money?  Bullshit!

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Oh My........

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Harris ,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris , are listed below and are
"documented by our video surveillance cameras":

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OHNO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'

One of the clerks passed out.


 Since you had such a rough time deciding on  ideas for Mother's Day    gifts, it would be best for you to get started on ideas for your Father's Day gifts.  You know that right after Mother's Day arrives, it's time to start planning what you will do for Dad.  June is the month to observe a time for Dad and finding that perfect gift can't be easy.  Consider shopping online this year and get many good ideas.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012


No need for revenge......
Just sit back and wait.........
Those who hurt you will
eventually screw up themselves 
and if your lucky......
God will let you watch.........

Friday, May 4, 2012


Dang look at all that grass and weeds I need to hoe out of my garden!  It's a never ending battle and I'm damned tired.  The ground is so dried out and cracking that I have to water.  What happened to all that damned rain we were getting?  I just can't seem to win, always batting a 1000 and never really getting the game won.  :(

Wednesday, May 2, 2012


Up in Wyoming there's a saloon that has  antler lamps   hanging down to make the place look just like a hunting lodge bar.  There are arches at each corner of the square made from Elk antlers in that small town.  It's nestled in the valley between huge mountain peaks.  Snow King mountain rests on the northside of town, and you can go on hiking trips up the mountain during peak season.


Where's the rain, now that I've planted a vegetable garden?  It's been raining us out all spring and now that it's time for a good rain, it's nowhere to be found.  Not in our area of the state or country anyway.  It's all around us and there are people getting rain mixed with storms.  I don't want any storms, but could sure use a good soaking rain.  Hell the ground is cracking open and water restrictions are still in effect here in our part of the state and city.  What a damn mess!