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Sunday, December 19, 2010

Insurance

Our wonderful government has come to the conclusion that all of us must have  affordable health insurance to cover any health problems we may incur.  I'm not a sickly person and rarely go to the doctor unless it's really necessary.  I don't feel the need for health insurance, but there are many people who need it.  Without it they would have huge medical bills to pay.  I know of several people who almost live in the hospital or doctor's office.  I don't relish their medical bills or bad health.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Do You Need........

 Are you in the mood to cleanse your body from all the toxins you have put in it recently?  I'm sure there were many from all that Thanksgiving food you ingested.  A good colon cleanser  can help rid your body of these toxins just in time to do it all over again, Christmas and New Year's.  Either way you can find more information about the right one to choose for your cleanse, and you might consider consulting your doctor before consuming it orally.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Ouch......!

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened ?   You look terrible."


"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."  

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."  

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now."  

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook ?  What happened to
your hand?"  

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a
sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." 
 

"What about that eye patch?"  

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over.
I looked up, and one of them sh*t in my eye." 
 

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird sh*t." 
 

"It was my first day with the hook." 

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Gold Coins

The United States Gold Bureau is home to a large and dedicated staff of hard asset professionals committed to serving your precious metals investment needs and being America’s best dealer with a convenient market and competitive precious metals prices.
In all ages, man has been fascinated with the beauty and magic of gold, and with its power to change men’s lives. Today, the beauty of a gold bar lies in its proven ability to diversify investments, protect wealth and preserve one’s purchasing power.   As an investment product, you can buy gold coins  that have a currency value.
Buying gold has been recognized for centuries as one of the best ways to preserve one’s wealth and purchasing power. Gold bullion is a unique investment. From the time of ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans to more modern times, man has had an affinity for gold bullion.  Ingots are generally pure bullion cast in a convenient size and shape.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Insurance

Recently, we've become more interested in the need for insurance.  It's become a dire need to have because of the way the cost of funeral arrangements have gone up.  You can get  term life insurance quotes according to the needs of your family and your expenses.  I'm sure that you will want to invest in your childrens future as well as your own retirement.  Click on the above link for more information.
 

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Ha Ha

How fast can you guess these words?

1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X  

4. P_N_S  
5. BOO_S 
6. _ _NDOM   




 




  




Answers

1. FORK 
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM 


You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Barcode

The middle of the new age technology has produced all types of electronic gadgets.  The  barcode scanner  has helped turn around the way cashiers handle the merchandise they sell.  Inventory is much easier to keep up with because of this invention.  It takes lot less time to get the product pricing done, with the label that the scanner detects.  Proper maintenance, can help keep these scanners working well, daily.  For more information click on the above link

A Pilot.......

Here's MY story about a pilot......... 
The Woman Marine Pilot

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. 
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the
teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. 
“Janie, do you have a story to share ? '
''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. 
She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. 
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute
landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. 
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the
knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands. 
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the
moral to this horrible story ? 
"Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Jobs

The health care field  is said to be one of the best jobs to obtain, because it will always be in need of workers.  To find medical job listings  you would need to check newspapers, local job agencies or go online to certain website's to see the latest openings.  I've worked in the medical field before and it's not as easy to get a job, today as it was back then.  You need some medical training in order to qualify for certain jobs.  For more information, click on the above link.

Your Mom........

You and Your Mom Are Completely Different



At times, it seems like you and your mom aren't even related.

You often wonder how two people from the same family can be so different.

As the saying goes... you can pick your friends, but not your relatives.