When Christianity Becomes a Crime

Cat Harness?

Now they have a harness and leash for cats. What were they thinking?
Oh yeah, here we go...me & my cat... down the sidewalk... here comes 2 dogs???? What to do?? This is gonna be a big hit, turn on your videos... Sorry cat, your on your own.... :(

Who Me?

Have you ever done something so stupid, that your ashamed to tell anyone?  That be me this week.  Stupid me, told it on FB, and I got a rash of comments about it......... :(

Well Now

 

I say............... lol, and what would the bottoms, look like?  Can you imagine, wearing something like this, and the price tag wouldn't be small either.......hand tooled?  All I can say is  WOW !

Amen.......

Black Bra & Mask?

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door

Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend :

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.

I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and

Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,

Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said,

(you are going to love this…..)

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

The Question Again, Please?

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She's got the right moves........ lol

LA LA LA LA LA

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, 'When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?'

Artie said: ' I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.'

Frank commented: 'I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.'

Al said: 'I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'

Doug Giles Tells It.........

OMG

Really?

Pay

A Raise?

Big Mistake !

Just had to borrow this one from FB, cause it's so real..........you damn men.. :(

Need A Spare?

 

Just my kind of luck........hey, check out that old pickup.

Fast Food

 

I believe training the cow to drive, would be very expensive.  :)