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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

WHAT DO YOU CALL THE HAT THAT BLOSSOM WEARS

Guest post of the week by Deangelo Spencer
I noticed on the channel guide that the SOAP Network was going to start showing a show that I had completely forgotten about until my memory was jogged. The show that hadn’t crossed my mind in fifteen or twenty years was “Blossom”. If you don’t remember the show, think about the teenage girl in the 1990’s that made the denim hat ( I can’t even describe the shape) with a flower popular. The only way that I know how to describe the hat is by calling it the “Blossom” hat. She had a cute brother, Joey, who later had his own show. I also think that he was in a show before “Blossom”, but I am having a really hard time placing him right now. I don’t remember much about the show except that I liked it and that it came on TGIF. I feel like I was at home every Friday watching television on Friday. I guess that teenagers stayed at home a lot more in the nineties than they do now. Getting my kids to stay at home and watch television on Fridays would be like pulling teeth!

Blonde?


Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. 
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. 
 
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, 
working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger,
'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have 
your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team.  
But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Coupons

Have you heard about the deals you can get when you use these coupons.  They say  aeropostale coupons and Aeropostale coupon codes can be redeemed at Aeropostale.com at the time of purchase. Use these Aeropostale coupons and Aeropostale coupon codes to get discounts on the already low prices offered on the Aeropostale website.

Ethel?


       Last week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a  very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.  He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....
        
       She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know.  I'll give him a call.
       "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
       Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage.  I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.  Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.  We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I' m ready!!  Now how does that sound?"
       He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Flooring

I'm looking to replace the flooring in my bathroom and kitchen as soon as I can find the right materials for a good price.  I have looked at the local home improvement stores and shopped online.  I see there is an online store that is called alloc original  and it offers laminate flooring.  These floors are very nice looking and easy to clean.  I may get more information when I finally decide.

Free Sex with Fill Up




A gas  station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up  a sign that read,"Free Sex with Fill-Up." 

Soon a local redneck, Billy Ray,  pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number  from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck  guessed 8, and the proprietor said,"You were close! The number was 7. Sorry.  No sex this time."

A week later, Billy Ray, along with  his brother, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his  free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the  same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Billy Ray guessed 2  this time The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but NO free  sex this time."

As they were driving away, Billy Ray  said to his brother, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really  give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy  Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Watches

 The labor markets have a special need for sturdy and reliable  stainless steel watches   to withstand the rough wear and tear.  Working in warehouses and out in the field can be hard work and cause an expensive watch to be ruined.  You need to have a good watch that can handle the roughness you are involved in doing.  Give the above link a click and see if you can find one to buy.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Killing Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter ... "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh! Killed any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."