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Saturday, April 25, 2015

AWW Come On Now?

It's just the same old game...........getting attention!  If a child doesn't get good attention, then they will get bad attention.  Same with all these so-called celebrities!  Now, Bruce Jenner needs attention to tell the world that he's made himself/herself into a woman????  Go figure?  What the hell do we need to know for?  So, he's taking hormones, having a sex change and boob implants????????  Oh yeah, and letting his hair grow long to take on the effect of a woman.  Most of all, why is he telling us?  Is he advertising his sexuality so that other men will notice him and he can have a relationship, with a man?  Hell, there are many MEN already doing that and not having the sex change!  :) What a laugh!  He's just like the rest of his family.........putting their business out on the streets!  Whoopee, I'm SO DAMN IMPRESSED!

Monday, April 6, 2015

Pick

I've seen them strum a guitar, but everyone knows you get better quality when using a pick.  As with most products you have certain suppliers, who put their names out there to sell a brand.  Here you find one of those with  john petrucci picks  that are made by the company who endorses him.  I noticed a box of 24 being advertised, so that means you don't have to go looking for your pick.  Just reach down in your case and open the box to get you another one.  Simple!

TEXAS GIRL

A  Mexican, an Arab,
and a  Texas girl are
in the same bar.  
When the  Mexican
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots
the glass  to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico ,
our glasses are so
cheap we don't  need
to drink with the same one twice.'
The  Arab, obviously
impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!),
throws it into the
air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have
so much sand to make
glasses that we don't
need to drink with
the same one twice either.'
The  Texas  girl,
cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp,  
throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the  
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and  calling for a refill,
she says,
'In  Texas , 
we have so many
illegal aliens that
we don't have to
drink with the  same ones twice.'   
God Bless TEXAS

Have You Seen This?

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet.  Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.  After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. 

She came in and undressed to take a shower.  Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.  As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. 

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.  They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.  Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.  Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. 


The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).  Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before." 

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them.  I just never saw one mounted and framed."