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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Stand Up and Help


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The story on the news, is telling us that there are many people going without food, lately.  It's my concern that we as the American people, need to rally and help our fellow citizens who are in need.  Since our government isn't doing much to help, we need to follow up on the needs in our own towns and states.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Blogs

I hate it when my computer crashes and it happened this week.  To say the least it was a frustration to have to use my backup tower, because of the limited apps involved.  It is horrible to go to that computer and try to work, when it won't give me the websites I ask for.  I had a scare about this blog, because of the "spam" listing "Google" had put on my "Blogger" account about this blog.  It's with great pleasure that my tech was able to save this tower, thereby helping my access once again to this blog, through my other ISP.  Thank you, Mr. Campos for you expert work on this tower.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

It's The Pits

You know your spouse/boyfriend is coming home..........so, you get all spruced up, shave your legs, douche, a dab of perfume, and put on something sexy.  Are you ready for the let down?  It's coming believe me!  It's happened to me so many times, I can't count.  I thought women were the one's who were supposed to "have a headache"?  I thought we were the one's that were to be too tired, not feeling well, or not interested?  Give me a f--king break, it's not always us women.  You guys come home to the same woman, day after day and think she's just something you can take for granted to be there waiting.  You don't think you have to do anything to keep us happy, but work and come home.  Oh yeah, well have you got a rude awakening!  You want us to have the "hots" for you, and yet you just lay there.  Oh yes, I believe that's what you say we do!  EXCUSE ME!  Have you ever made the effort to arouse us?  Why, is it that you think that totally our job?  Remember, we have sexual needs too and  your not the only one in this relationship that needs to be satisfied!  Come on, fess up!  Do you really think you getting there and getting your needs met is the only thing you need to do?  WTF, am I doing here, then?  You can handle that for $20 on some street hoe!  Don't insult my love and use it as a sign of weakness.  You'll come up on the loosing end of this deal!

Monday, November 4, 2013

Nuns at Baseball Game

Father, forgive me because I know not what I do.



THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A YANKEE BASEBALL GAME.  


THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM.

BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.


IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH.  THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."



THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA.  THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."




THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO. THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE MOTHER SUPERIOR TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID, 


"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!" 

 
 
Too bad you can't say the same thing about priests.