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Sunday, December 7, 2014

2 Left Feet?

If your like many people, dancing is a pain with those 2 left feet.  You can't seem to get the rhythm going either, because your body just doesn't want to do that thing.  It's time to find a specialist who can give you some training  for private dance lessons in santa monica and other places.  California, is a place where many people enjoy parties.  Here you have a good chance to improve you dance steps and routines, with help from this company.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Sofa

I'm in dire need of a new sofa, and have been trying to decide the right way to shop for one?  It's necessary to find something convenient that doesn't cost an arm or leg.  I'm sure that I can find a wide array of sofa's at the  bernhardt sofa  website, but will they be convenient for my needs?  This is something that I will need to research in order to consider purchasing from them.  You can go online to the link and find out the information you need as well.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Oh My


A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened ?   You look terrible."


"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."  
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."  
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now."  
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook ?  What happened to
your hand?"  
The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a
sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." 
 
"What about that eye patch?"  
"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over.
I looked up, and one of them sh*t in my eye." 
 
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird sh*t." 
 
"It was my first day with the hook." 

Friday, October 17, 2014

Playing for Fun

 I'm sure you've seen people at parties, pull out their ukulele and begin to strum it with others singing along.  It's a fun way to enjoy being with friends and a quick way to produce a form of music.  Finding a good supply of ukuleles, is best when shopping online at the  musiansfriends  store.  I'm finding more and more items while shopping in this manner.

Ebola/Monky Meat?


This is a horrible thing, happening now in the USA, being brought by people from the West Africa nation.

Sound Ready

I'd say that you must be in the know when it comes to being sound ready in a performance.  Here you have   the selection here  of amps which can give the right amount of sound, plus quality as well.  It's amazing how many online stores have popped up in the last few years.  You can find almost anything you search for.  Now you can buy online and have your items shipped to your location.

Creepy Season.........





Found this picture on Buzzin's site ......Fits well with the Halloween season, don't you think?

Monday, September 15, 2014

Printing

 Living in the local area of this NY company, you can avoid higher shipping fees, when you make an order through the  custom printing in new york  online store.  The various types of designs will give  you a choice of which you desire or need.  Pricing can be quoted to you directly when you make a search of their website.  Select your printing needs when you visit this website.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Local Cleaning?

What area of the world do you live in?  It's true that there are many areas that aren't as habitated as our American soil.  Finding help with your household cleaning is sometimes a hassle when trying to find a local service.  You can go online and look for a  housecleaning service  by location.  Just look at all the easy tips you can get when searching online.

WHITES! IN AMERICA?

You see all these articles, about "What it means to be Black", "What it means to grow up in a Ghetto".  Then there's the other articles that leave out what it means to be "White" in America.  I'm sure this will stir up some strife where I'm concerned, but hell, tell it like it is!
Being white in America, means you are the last one to get a decent job.  It means you get left out when other "races" get special treatments.  It means you work for the other people while your children are doing without.  You are expected to be legal in every aspect and the other's get what you can't.  Their not legal, and most of them don't have jobs.  They are drawing the money that we are paying into the government while we get nothing.  I'm wondering how the middle class can carry such a heavy weight?  Where do you see being "white" an asset, when it comes to living around people who don't respect the fact that you work, pay taxes and they don't?  Do you consider it fair to work your whole life and not have anything to show for?
That's what's happening to the "white's" in America!  Their being left out of what is rightfully theirs!
The dope dealers don't care!  They drive around in their nice expensive vehicles, live in big fancy homes and still draw welfare off the government.  Just go to your county hospital's and have a look at the long lines.  Go to your "Human Resources" offices or your Social Security offices and see what the "white's" see.  Even more so, go to your Post Office's on Friday's and Saturday's and see the lines sending money out of the country.  A certain large grocery/department store chain even gives them the benefit's of sending money out of the country.
Maybe, I'm being a bit hard core, but facts are facts and we are the one's suffering.  Don't even think about what the elderly go through!  That's another story!

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

NC Photographers

Many there be that live and work in this local area.  Lives are evolving daily and among these time comes a wedding or two to make life more enjoyable.  I believe that the  north carolina wedding photographers  will be able to help redeem many good memories for future times.  Click on the link in this post for further information, should you need their services.

Single Black Female

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights snuggling up by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me...Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....




Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

Hope it touches your heart like it did mine.
This is so beautiful.....
A little boy said to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"

Monday, July 14, 2014

A Martin?

Are you the type of person who likes to build their own items?  I will also ask you if you like music?  Here's a simple way to enjoy both whims and have something you built for your very own.  You can get the  make a martin  kit and personalize it.  Giving this kit as a gift to someone who enjoys arts and crafts could be a novel idea as well.

Monday, June 23, 2014

AHH SO

A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours and ‘taint mine.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-Flat Miner.

HMMMM

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

HA

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.  And then it hit me.

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Posters

We have several TV series posters that can be bought for $4 each plus shipping.  If interested you can contact me or go to "http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/clt/4516201.html" and find them.





Monday, June 9, 2014

What It Means?????

You see all these articles, about "What it means to be Black", "What it means to grow up in a Ghetto".  Then there's the other articles that leave out what it means to be "White" in America.  I'm sure this will stir up some strife where I'm concerned, but hell, tell it like it is! 
Being white in America, means you are the last one to get a decent job.  It means you get left out when other "races" get special treatments.  It means you work for the other people while your children are doing without.  You are expected to be legal in every aspect and the other's get what you can't.  Their not legal, and most of them don't have jobs.  They are drawing the money that we are paying into the government while we get nothing.  I'm wondering how the middle class can carry such a heavy weight?  Where do you see being "white" an asset, when it comes to living around people who don't respect the fact that you work, pay taxes and they don't?  Do you consider it fair to work your whole life and not have anything to show for? 
That's what's happening to the "white's" in America!  Their being left out of what is rightfully theirs!
The dope dealers don't care!  They drive around in their nice expensive vehicles, live in big fancy homes and still draw welfare off the government.  Just go to your county hospital's and have a look at the long lines.  Go to your "Human Resources" offices or your Social Security offices and see what the "white's" see.  Even more so, go to your Post Office's on Friday's and Saturday's and see the lines sending money out of the country.  A certain large grocery/department store chain even gives them the benefit's of sending money out of the country. 
Maybe, I'm being a bit hard core, but facts are facts and we are the one's suffering.  Don't even think about what the elderly go through!  That's another story!

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Now Really!

I need a job!  That's what my kids tell me, when they run out of money.  So, I make the effort to come up with some work around the yard and house for them to come and do.  I have to go pick them up and then take them back plus pay them for their labor and time.  I call them and tell them they can work for me that day and they've got other things to do!  Come on now!  Why should I even try to help these kids?  Damned!

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

DRAMA!

I swear to God, I don't see how some people can live in a day to day home full of drama?  It never ceases to amaze me how every time someone spits at the people across the street, "911" gets called!  Do they need attention that bad?  In the last 2 weeks the police have been to that house at least 10 or 12 times.  If it's not grandpa, picking a fight with the roofers, working on their roof.  It's him calling about one of the kids who have seemingly been mistreated.
Now, the grandchildren are following suit, with their needs of attention.  Today, the police have been over there 3 times and the last time it was the grandson, involved.  Seems, him the the boy next door were not getting along.  This is just "kids" being "kids", since these 2 boys look to be 11 or 12 yrs. of age.  Go figure?
This family needs a lot of attention, I'd say!  Whew!

Too Funny

I can see a young boy doing this, but a 55 year old man?  Ha, ha!

A Grown Man?

Monday, June 2, 2014

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Finances

I have a friend whose husband is a financial adviser.  I'm not sure if it's the same as the  Russell Allen Accounting  firm as far as financial planning.  I do know that it takes an important and intelligent person to handle such affairs.  I don't like handling things like that, and I sure wouldn't want the responsibility of doing it for other people.  I can't even imagine doing it for a business!

Sleeping

Why do men crash when they should be doing things around the house, during their off times? It's as if they forget that things need to be done around the house. When they come home, it's down time and the lazy button kicks in. Right now he's in there, in the bed, sleeping. Not a care in the world! I have to find someone to do these chores that need to be done. Hell, I can't do everything around here!

Supplements

 It's necessary to have extra  health benefits of omega 3  because of our bad diets.  If we keep eating the way we are, soon our bodies will suffer certain losses and become sick.  It's important to keep healthy and risk free of problems that can occur.  Get more information today and see what your doctor prescribes.

Omega 3

Health is important so why do we need "omega 3"?

Mean Cat

Talking cat, and you can imagine what happens!  The dog gets the food and the cat is mad.

Benny Hill?

Remember Benny Hill? It was a saucy funny time during his seasons of shows.

A Summer Thing

The seasons were developed for a reason and yet man has found a way to combat them and still remain comfortable.  That is as long as the HVAC unit stays operable and efficent.  There's always a need for the  Morrisville air conditioning  company as the weather changes from hot to cold.  A good checkup can be beneficial for the coming season, since it's always very hot in the areas.

Save it?

Can it be saved? Looks like everyone is having a party!  I like that neat flying camera that hovers around in the picture, too.  Now, that's a mess if I ever saw one........Jeep is ruined!

Condos

How nice to find the one condo meant for you and your family.  Just think of having one in Florida, where the sea air is nice and the weather gives vibrant times.  You can look online at  miami condos for sale  to shop for a condo, in the Miami area. A beach condo would really make your vacations special, with family and friends.

Oh My!


Surprise, it's yours!  How cool is this.  He gives her a new buggy!

Coca Cola Glasses

These are collectable "Coca Cola" glasses.  The 6oz. green glasses are listed on "Craig's List" for sale.  There is a set of 12 in the original box, which was researched on "ebay" and 1 glass alone is priced for $11.77 starting price.  The box of 12, Lot # 6303, can be obtained for $45.00 plus UPS Priority 1-3 days shipping & handling if interested.





Friday, May 30, 2014

Rings

You see college, high school and other rings that become special over the years.  They show the distinction of value in a person's accomplishments.  The  military rings  also show a person's rank and division of the military branches involved.  How great to have a ring which shows the valor of an individual.  Shop online to find the special service ring your family member will appreciate for years to come.

A Prom


It's a prom she'll never forget, and that's the best there is.........

Iron Man?

Proto type suit for our men? Are they ready for it?

Your Wedding

Now is the time to get that special day and all the arrangements set up.  June is just around the corner and you bride's are excited about the big day.  I know that  for a wedding dj in wilmington  you will need to make appointments ahead of time in order to be ready for all festivities.  Got to the website listed under the link in this post for more information.

Wedding Mess

Damn, what a mess, .........I would have told them, hell no!  Can you imagine what they looked like after the ceremony?

Dog Needs

When you visit this website, you will see a wide array of dog supplies.  I found just about everything you can think of which you could buy for your dog.  The areas of health have  this dog supplement  that you can purchase, but there are many other items on the site that's also offered.  I have a cat and I saw many great items listed for their good health as well.

Your French Fries?


I watched this and believe me, I never thought about this type of thing.  It's nothing something they want us to know, is it?  What at mess to see!

Export Needs

 Whether in business or during a travel to other countries, this  vehicle export firm is ready with all the experience and assistance you need to get the job done.  It's extensive customer service makes it a unique company that can handle large exports or small one's.  Details are taken into consideration when they handle your exports.  Click on the above link and see all the amenities.

Oh Hell!

http://www.jokeroo.com/pictures/extreme/unusual-lunch.html
Would you do this for excitement?  I found this picture in an email sent to me by a friend.  Don't know who gets the credit for it, but it's certainly one, I wouldn't want.  Can you imagine taking that picture?

Business

Every business needs a good back legal system, when operating with the public and other entities.  You know it's necessary to keep these important people working for you during times that are questionable.  There's the  EGH Law firm that's fully accredited and ready to take on your legal business construction and efforts.  A solid legal backing can further your business for years to come.

We The People!

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional.  We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a BILL OF NO RIGHTS."

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

On The Trail

 A company has come up with a fantastic idea for an outdoor camera.  This has durability and is able to withstand weather during it's capturing of the views around it.  The  Trail Camera  is a great idea for security on your property during sudden break ins or thefts.  Hiding it is easy with the exterior applied.  Why don't you click on the above link and see what I'm telling you?

Taking down the bird feeder

Leave it to Maxine to come up with solution For the mess that America is now in economically.
83D353CD42AC4F19B5EBDC4656CDE3B3@HAH
I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on
my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it ,
Lovingly with seed. Within a week we
had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was
Everywhere: on the patio tile,
The chairs, the table ..
Everywhere!

Then some of the birds
Turned mean. They would
Dive bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had
Fed them out of my own
Pocket.

And other birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at
All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it
When it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
Sit on my own back porch
Anymore. So I took down the
Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone. I cleaned
Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built
All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
It used to be ..... Quiet, serene....
And no one demanding their
Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out
Free food, subsidized housing,
Free medical care and free
Education, and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic
Citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the
Tens of thousands. Suddenly
Our taxes went up to pay for
Free services; small apartments
Are housing 5 families; you
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
By an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
Behind other schools because
Over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
Talk to me in English, and
People waving flags other
Than 'Old Glory' are
Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding
More rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
To take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
Just continue cleaning up the poop.

 

Who Knew?

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Elder Housing

I've found that there is a shortage of senior housing in the US.  It takes some time to get the person approved and then the waiting list might be long.  You can get some assistance when you go to the  senior housing management software  to find information.  Click on the link in this post and see what you can find to help you.

Good Idea

Have your kids wear their Boy Scout uniforms to Chick-fil-A. Scoutmasters, bring ‘em all.  Even if you don’t eat fast food, buy Chick-fil-A anyway. Then give it to some homeless guy and claim it as a tax deduction.  That should piss someone off, for sure!

Stress

Everyone loves a good massage, when they are tired and stressed.  Those muscles can get very sore and tired when working hard.  I know that there are program's which allow you to obtain a diploma in that area.  Try to visit the  massage diploma program  should you decide to get certified in the subject.  Just think of the benefits you can have with this type of diploma.

Back Then


We've come a long way, baby, from the Land That Made Me, Me. 
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So now we face a brave new world in slightly larger jeans,
And wonder why they're using smaller print in magazines..
And we tell our children's children of the way it used to be,
Long ago and far away in the Land That Made Me, Me. 

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If you didn't grow up in the fifties,
you missed the greatest time in history.
 
Hope you enjoyed this read as much as I did. If So, PLEASE SHARE!
Wow!!! Didn't realize how many old people I have on my email list!!!!

Monday, May 26, 2014

Katydid?

Are you as interested as I was when you accessed this link?  What is KatyDid?  Well, there are several listings for this particular name.  If you want to see some of the listings I found then  click here   and go to the website to see what is offered.  There's more than one item to shop for and I'm sure you will enjoy the visits.

Why?

I don't like you......your the other woman........

Strange?

He's acting strange? I say!

Hide It!

Every kitchen and bathroom should have the hidden shelves.  It's a great idea to go  from here
 to the new way of utilizing hidden spaces.  You can check out the cabinet shelves this website store has and see if you can fit them into your storage spaces around the house.  Information can be found by clicking on the above link in this post.

Memorial Day

Today, take time to remember our soldiers and their valiant efforts to keep our nation free.  May all American's be proud of their services and the losses they have sustained during these conflicts.  God bless America and our soldier's.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

OEM Parts

 Whether your using your bike to race or just entertainment, there's always a need to replace used parts.  You can find the   honda oem parts you need at this online store.  I found them to be very informational and full of great offers on parts for cycles.  Go and see what they have for your bike and maybe you can get a better deal on parts and prices.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Massages

 One of the best things to de-stress is the local  massage in chicago  when you are needing to relax.  That local salon can give you great massages as well as interesting information to assist in future appointments.  Making that change to you life style will help with daily work schedules that tax your very being.  For more information about this salon and their great deals.  Click on the above link and shop.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Black Bra?

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
(you are going to love this…..)



"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

Maxine!

This is the best analogy yet
Leave it to Maxine to come up with solution For the mess that America is now in economically.
83D353CD42AC4F19B5EBDC4656CDE3B3@HAH
I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on
my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it ,
Lovingly with seed. Within a week we
had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was
Everywhere: on the patio tile,
The chairs, the table ..
Everywhere!

Then some of the birds
Turned mean. They would
Dive bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had
Fed them out of my own
Pocket.

And other birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at
All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it
When it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
Sit on my own back porch
Anymore. So I took down the
Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone. I cleaned
Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built
All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
It used to be ..... Quiet, serene....
And no one demanding their
Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out
Free food, subsidized housing,
Free medical care and free
Education, and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic
Citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the
Tens of thousands. Suddenly
Our taxes went up to pay for
Free services; small apartments
Are housing 5 families; you
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
By an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
Behind other schools because
Over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
Talk to me in English, and
People waving flags other
Than 'Old Glory' are
Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding
More rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
To take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
Just continue cleaning up the poop.


 

Redneck Family

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,

'Boy..................go git cha Momma...............'

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Bristol in Vegas

video 
The start of a rain delayed race, that happened more than once.  This race had several pile ups causing many driver's to loose their place in the race.  The winner was once again, Carl Edwards.  Congrats to a great driver.

Opening Race

video 
This is a country music singer singing the "national anthem" at the race in Las Vegas, NV last Sunday.  Why do they always have to put their own little version in it?

End Of Time?

Is it happening?

Crazy Cat

video 
While sitting out in the yard swing, I noticed how silly my cat was acting.  She thinks that being up there will keep her safe.  There's been plenty of chances to attack and she's always ready.  I haven't been able to catch a video of her, in the middle of a cat fight.

Friday, March 7, 2014

Domestic Relationships

Why, do women go back to abusive situations? It's a matter of many things which go on in the woman's mind. She doesn't want to be alone, first of all. She doesn't want to admit that she couldn't be the one to make him happy. She hopes that in some small way she can get through to him and get him to see how good she really is. That he will see this and be ashamed of himself for doing her the way he's doing. She hopes that he will never do it again. Fear of being rejected is one of the hardest things for a woman to accept. She wants to be loved and needed, plus accepted for the person she is. Not only on the outside but on the inside, as a whole person. She doesn't understand that he is just as complicated as she is. It may be that he is very sick emotionally, mentally and physically. She may be trying to be the "mother" figure, in order to complete his needs. It's just too much for her to absorb and work through during these times of adjustment. It has been said that the one who accepts the abuse, is just as sick emotionally as the one giving the abuse. SNAP! Get the message? Get away.........get some help.......stay away......move forward!

My Body/Car?

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ..
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

She Prays

In church on Sunday,
I overheard this little old lady
in the pew next to
me
saying a short private prayer.
It was so sweet and sincere
that I
just had to share it with you:


Dear Lord,
These past few years
have been tough....
You have taken my

      favorite
Actor Patrick Swayze,
my favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor,
my favorite
Cowboy James Arness,
my favorite athlete Bob Feller,
my favorite singer
Lena Horne and
my favorite salesman Billy Mays.
I just wanted you to know that my
favorite president is Barack Obama.
Amen.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Insurance

March 31, 2014 is the deadline to sign up for health insurance and if you live in NC, then I'm sure you would want to find the best broker available.  You can contact  burlington car insurance here   at this link, and see what they offer.  They can get you set up and ready for the up coming health care needs that we are facing.  You can also find great prices for car insurance as well.

Spring Forward!

Here it comes again, that all dreaded time of year when we change our clocks to correct the time change.  As you know this has been in effect for several years, and we are subject to it's events as they happen.  So, come this Saturday at 12am, you will be on Daylight Savings Time, here in Texas that will be CDST.  I don't like it but then I'm just one small pebble on the beach.  Ha!

Monday, February 24, 2014

How Did It Happen

I can't imagine how I can get myself into these situations, by being good to someone?  For the life of me, I just don't understand how I can let this type of thing happen.  This person who wants to be in my life has become a self centered egotistical asshole and that's not nice.  Besides that he's going to drink that extra beer even if he shows his ass to the public.  Now, that's putting it mildly, when I say that. 
Now, I find myself being a babysitter as well, to a man who wants to do what "he wants to do" without regard to my feelings.  I'm pissed to say the least.  I feel that he is taking my love for granted and abusing our relationship.  It's getting to the point that I want him to be somewhere else, and yet I know that if he goes, my heart will hurt greatly.  I hope somehow, I can get the message across, without that having to happen.

Dale Jr. Wins

Dale Jr., does it.........for his 2nd win here at the Daytona 500.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Boutique Car Maker

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Come On Miley.............

Miley cyrus bangerz tour kickoff Well, here she goes again.  That vixen is out to ruin the whole generation of young people.  She made her entrance on a slide made like a giant tongue.  Imagine that?  All this as she kicked off her “Bangerz” tour at Rogers Arena on Friday night in Vancover, Canada.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Get Ready

It's time to get that coverage that our government says we have to have.  They are making us consider the need by forcing us to find insurance in our state and local areas.  NC, is one of the states being attacked by our winter snow storms, so they will need  affordable health insurance nc  to handle any health problems.  Click on the link in this post to get quotes and apply the information to your needs.

Recall?

Here we go again, with the "food recall", and it's been this way for years.  Can't any of these processing plants get it right?  Why does the public have to suffer because of their inadequacy's?  In just two days, the FDA has told us of a recall on beef and rice.  I imagine it has been going on for awhile, if the FDA is just now doing anything about it.  You can be sure that the plants in question, have been fined several times and given certain time limits to get the problems corrected.  It's just a mess and I don't see any solid solution coming soon.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Marlboro Man Dies of COPD

Eric Lawson as the landmark "Marlboro Man" billboard above Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles in 1997 will come down if new anti-smoking regulations are adopted. (John Chapple/Getty Images) It seems that the rugged cowboy from the late 70's fell to the one thing that gave him fame.   Eric Lawson was hired to appear in print Marlboro ads from 1978 to 1981.  His other credits include "Charlie's Angels," ''Dynasty," "Baywatch," "Baretta" and "The Streets of San Francisco."  He also appeared in an anti-smoking commercial that parodied the Marlboro man and an "Entertainment Tonight" segment to discuss the negative effects of smoking.
 He died Jan. 10th at this home in San Luis Obispo, CA.  A very ironic end to a nice looking man.  Condolences to his family, friends, and coworkers.
Above picture found on Yahoo.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Excuse Me!

I have a question?  Why in the hell do men who are over 50 not want to be with women over 50?  Who the hell do they think they are?  God's gift to women?  Maybe in a sense, but we would like to have a relationship with someone our own age that can still hang.  Many of you damned men can't hang, anymore and you want to blame it on us.  Have you looked in the mirror lately?  What are we supposed to get excited about?
Just about the time we think that there might be a chance with you, up walks a young thing and your private parts head in her direction.  This pisses me off, when you do us like that.  We are worthwhile women, and deserve to be treated right, why can't you do it?

Friday, January 24, 2014

Toliet???

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet.  Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.  After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. 

She came in and undressed to take a shower.  Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.  As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. 

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.  They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.  Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.  Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. 


The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).  Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before." 

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them.  I just never saw one mounted and framed."

Oh My.....


I'm sure this is a cute video, hopefully it doesn't cause a problem..........it's just funny........lol

Smart Ass

How fast can you guess these words?

1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X  

4. P_N_S 
5. BOO_S 
6. _ _NDOM   




 


  




Answers

1. FORK 
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM 


You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

Do What?

So, were laying there in bed, it's around 11pm at night.  We are almost asleep, well I'm almost asleep.  He's already asleep.  His cell phone rings, and then when he doesn't answer, it rings again.  Still he doesn't answer, because he doesn't want to talk to anyone, when trying to sleep.  Not to mention he had to get up at 4am the next morning for work.  Still it rings again, and by now we've figured it's his sister, doing what she always does, when drinking.  So, just in case there's a problem, he goes on and answers it.
Oh well, that was not what should have happened.  She starts off ranting about their mom driving her crazy and then, the subject suddenly switches to me.  Are you still with that "old woman", "that old woman"?  Oh no she didn't!  I went ballistic and yelled into to phone, "thanks a lot"!  He's laying there wondering what to say, and she's like, OMG have you got me on speaker phone?  No, he answers, she's laying right here beside me in the bed.  I can hear just fine thank you, were the next words that came out of my mouth, and out of the bed I pounced.  Heading to the bathroom to get away from it all, so I wouldn't say anything else that might cause a family problem.
First of all this damn woman doesn't know me, she's never met me and it's none of her damn business if he and I are having a relationship, if we are happy.  Who does she think she is to talk about me like that?  I admit that I am older than him, but that's not an issue with us.  We are together because we want to be and we are trying to keep our relationship going in a good direction.  Who is she to decide that he's letting himself down by being with an older woman? 
He thought I was mad at him, but actually I would have tried to rip her head off had she been standing in front of me. 
Misery loves company and she's so miserable that she wants others to be miserable too.  I feel sorry for her, but I never want to meet her, NOW!