Monday, March 28, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,
she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow
her leg to come up to the height of the first step of
the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile
to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little, thinking that this would give her
enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little
more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her
to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second
time attempted the step. Once again, much to her
chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached
behind to unzip a little more and again was unable
to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist and
placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went
ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even
know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am,
normally I would agree with you, but after you
unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we
Friday, March 25, 2011
About three years ago I looked a the possibilities for my life and decided I wanted a change. I kept seeing commercials about working at home, but had heard a lot of bad information about it. It came to my attention one day that their was people actually doing this type of thing, while sitting at home in their PJ's.
On a social outing that I was making, I met this lady who's conversation led to information about her work. The more we talked I realized this person had the exact information I had been wanting to know. The questions began to fly as I quizzed her about the things she was doing. I wanted to know what she was doing and if it would be something I could learn as well. Each time I saw her after that, I would again ask her about the work she was doing on the computer. Finally I pinned her down about showing me her way of handling the different aspects of the service.
I was informed that I would become a student on a daily basis, and that there was never a time that I wouldn't learn something new in my efforts. Visiting her a few days later, opened a field of knowledge I had a hard time understanding. She assured me that it would eventually fall together and work out to the ultimate goal. I ask her if there was some school courses that I could consider taking? She was unaware of Ashworth College and it's field of studies at that time. I made many mistakes during the last 3 years of website publishing. I've ruined templates, and had to revamp my blogs. I wish that I had known about this credited college back then. I would have made the effort to take their "blogging" course and obtain a six month certificate upon completion. It has been a long up hill struggle to get where I am today. I make a certain amount of income a month, but when I look at the amounts listed that other bloggers make, I feel like I'm still on the ground level. I am writing daily, and this money helps buy the extra things I need, which my fixed income can't handle. I hope that some of the efforts I have made will prove profitable as I progress in my field of labors.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... With a hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place,
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my
I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for
I'm a walking
storeroom of facts..... I've just
Lost the key to the storeroom
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
mma gear is a mixture of boxing equipment that can during specialized wrestling. I've known some young men who trained for regular wrestling, and then there were some who preferred kick boxing. I never really got into watching much wrestling, but I really enjoy the boxing tournaments. Kick boxing has added more contention to the game. Good wrestling equipment and clothing are necessary for these situations.
year-old son down and broke the news to him.
"I'm going to be away for a long time," I told him.
"I'm going to Iraq .." "Why?" he asked. "Don't you
know there's a war going on over there?"
On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my
grandson innocently said to my son, "Dad, I know
babies come from mommies' tummies, but how
do they get there in the first place?" After my son
hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally
spoke up in disgust, "You don't have to make up
something, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the
Sunday, March 6, 2011
It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
"Mom" said the boy "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work" she replied.
The turns around and says "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth?
They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says "Is that true Mom?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks "Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?"
"Most of them become " she said.