Senior Citizen........

I'm the life of the party...... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... With a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.


I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place,
somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my
left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for
wimps.

I'm a walking
storeroom of facts..... I've just
Lost the key to the storeroom
door.