Domestic Relationships

Why, do women go back to abusive situations? It's a matter of many things which go on in the woman's mind. She doesn't want to be alone, first of all. She doesn't want to admit that she couldn't be the one to make him happy. She hopes that in some small way she can get through to him and get him to see how good she really is. That he will see this and be ashamed of himself for doing her the way he's doing. She hopes that he will never do it again. Fear of being rejected is one of the hardest things for a woman to accept. She wants to be loved and needed, plus accepted for the person she is. Not only on the outside but on the inside, as a whole person. She doesn't understand that he is just as complicated as she is. It may be that he is very sick emotionally, mentally and physically. She may be trying to be the "mother" figure, in order to complete his needs. It's just too much for her to absorb and work through during these times of adjustment. It has been said that the one who accepts the abuse, is just as sick emotionally as the one giving the abuse. SNAP! Get the message? Get away.........get some help.......stay away......move forward!

Higher?

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.  'No my son, I am St.  Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

 

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'  'Why no,' he answers, ‘I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

 

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets  an angelic looking man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'    'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'

 

Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man, oh man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.  Once again, he reaches an even larger  room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white  beard and once again repeats his question:  'Are you Mohammed?' he  gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.   'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?'

 

Obama says, ‘yes please!'  As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:  'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'

 

Keep your trust in God; your president will be replaced.

New?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

But Sir...........

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you
could have been as sharp as this policeman. He
was being cross-examined by a defense attorney
during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to
undermine the police officer's credibility...

Q:
'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the
scene?'

A:
'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person
matching the description of the offender,
running several blocks away.'

Q:
'Officer -- who provided this description?'

A:
'The officer who responded to the
scene.'

Q:
'A fellow officer provided the description of
this so-called offender. Do you trust your
fellow officers?'
A:
'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q:
'With your life? Let me ask you this then
officer. Do you have a room where you change
your clothes in preparation for your daily
duties?'
A:
'Yes sir, we do!'

Q:
'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A:
'Yes sir, I do.'

Q:
'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A:
'Yes sir.'

Q:
'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your
fellow officers with your life, you find it
necessary to lock your locker in a room you
share with these same officers?'

A:
'You see, sir -- we share the building with the
court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been
known to walk through that room.'

The
courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a
prompt recess was called. The officer on the
stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best
Comeback' line -- and we think he'll
win.

Feel Stupid?

When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? 

When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

I'm A Mustang

I'm a Ford Mustang!

You're an American classic -- fast, strong, and bold. You're not snobby or pretentious, but you have what it takes to give anyone a run for their money.

"Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

What Tarot Card Are you?

I am the..........

You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Are You Lucky?

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