Sunday, November 30, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
For three nights, a small group of young but highly-trained Islamic militants managed to transform India's economic capital into a war zone, killing indiscriminately and hunting foreign hostages while holding off crack commandos.
A view of the shattered windows at the lobby of Trident-Oberoi hotel, a day-after the operations to dislodge militants ended in Mumbai.
The Taj Mahal hotel is seen engulfed in smoke during a gun battle in Mumbai.
No one is safe anymore.........this is what it's come to............
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs..
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Monday, November 17, 2008
The world shoves Christmas down our throats, before Halloween is even over. This year I noticed that they haven't even made an effort to mention Thanksgiving. I suppose it because the stores really aren't making very much money off selling food. They are looking to the big stuff........"TOYS"! Thank God, I'm not a young parent, who is struggling to make ends meet and facing Christmas. It's not going to be easy for many households, this year. So many are without work and unable to find it. I can remember having to work at two different restaurants weekly, in order just to try and make ends meet when my children were small. Being a single mom, was very hard even back then. Today's world has made things even harder and it's not getting any better.
We the American people will see just how good Obama, does to aide our people, in comparison to what he says he's going to do. I saw him on the TV last evening and he's already looking tired. I guess the last two years have finally taken their toll on the young man.
Friday, November 14, 2008
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008
2. This is is cat.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
The way this blog has taken a political turn, you'd think that's all that's on my mind these days. An well it has been. The changing of our country and the effects it will take on all our people has been bothering me. But I also, give credit where it is due and today I stop and remember all the men and women who have fallen during wars, that tore apart all our countries. Once again, I say "FREEDOM ISN'T FREE" and give honor to the one's who proudly served to keep our nation's freedom safe.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Rep. Rahm Emanuel has accepted the job of White House chief of staff, at the request of Obama. The hard-charging No. 3 Democrat in the House, will be there to help the President Elect in all affairs. He is leaving his job in House leadership to do everything he can to "help deliver the change America needs." Selection of the fiery Democrat marked a shift in tone for Obama, who chose more low-key leadership for his presidential campaign
Monday, November 3, 2008
The presidential candidates are capping a history-making campaign with a dash from Florida through a half-dozen other crucial states as John McCain tries for an upset over Barack Obama.
They both scare me !
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and
figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't
shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However,
since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam
didn't know where Bill lived so he was unable to find out what had
happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill,
but one day, Sam approached the park and-- lo and behold! --there sat
Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then
he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'
Bill replied, I have been in jail. Jail? cried Sam. What in the world for?
Well, Bill said, you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the
shop where I sometimes go? Yeah, said Sam, I remember her.
What about her?
Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was
so proud that when I got into court, I pled guilty!
'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'