Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew
This announcement followed n's decision to take advantage of President- elect Obama 's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew' s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint
(oops) . for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
and I didn't.
6..You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17..Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19..I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
22..Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
25..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up
three thousand times the memory.
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats,
booster seats, seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day.And we were OK.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes After running into the20bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all,no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms.......
WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!
The past 50 years20have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
If YOU are one of them CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our
lives for our own good .
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
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Thursday, February 5, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
It's not looking good, for anything right now and it doesn't look good for the future either.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
This woman lives with her mother, with 6 kids, she filed bankruptcy last year......she is divorced and that man is not the father of any of the children........Now, there's 8 more kids to feed and take care of..........? I'm not real happy with the fact the government, state and local agencies are now subject to service. Then you have all these places that will give them things for free, to call it a donation and a tax write off...........Maybe even a house............which she won't be able to afford........since........utilities on a large home can mount up fast...........and there's always homeowner taxes, that come yearly........! Oh, well I guess there will be someone who will donate to that to............
I truly wonder what she was thinking when she did this.......was she expecting to use these babies in some way to benefit herself? One person can't take care of this many children and give them the proper care........there's just no way...........I guess we will see this story unfold as time goes by........