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Friday, March 27, 2009

Girls Night Out.......


Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives; however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee; so they stopped in the cemetery.
Neither had anything to wipe with so one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they continued on home.
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed, hung over; so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. .. my wife came home with no panties!'
'That's nothing,' said the other husband.
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Area Rugs

If this flooding up in North Dakota, takes it's toll on people's homes, there will be many area rugs
needed to replace the stuff that will be ruined. I'm sure they will need to replace other items, and hopefully they will be spared. If they need to get good rugs at great prices' I'm sure they will be able to find them at this website. This is one of the best stores to buy area rugs and find great deals.

Dirty or Not..........

Volunteers fill sandbags during a sandbagging operation at the ...

Volunteers fill sandbags during a sandbagging operation at the Fargo Dome in Fargo, North Dakota. Hundreds of volunteers built temporary dikes out of sandbags and clay amid a light drizzle of rain Tuesday as the flat prairie state of North Dakota braced for record spring flooding.
Megan Palmer, of Fargo, N.D.,  fills sandbags to be used to ...
This lady fills sandbags to be used to protect home in the hope of holding back floodwaters of the Red River. I thought I had problems.........

Fargo Bracing For Flood Waters........

Todd Thompson pulls a boat through flood water from the Red ...
Todd Thompson pulls a boat through flood water from the Red River to load sandbags for a friend's home in Fargo, North Dakota, March 26, 2009.
Troy Kind (L) and Darren Walters (R) pull a boat loaded with ...

These people pull a boat loaded with sandbags into the driveway of a friend's home surrounded by flood waters from the Red River in Fargo, North Dakota.

This aerial photo provided by the U.S. Coast Guard and made ...

This aerial photo provided by the U.S. Coast Guard and made from a Coast Guard rescue helicopter shows a small boat, center, used by the Coast Guard to transport six people and two dogs to a platform after the Red River flooded the Fargo area. The Coast Guard later hoisted the flood victims via helicopter to safety.

To US Citizens..............

This is a subject close to my heart:
Do you know that we have adult students at the school where I teach who are not US citizens and who get the PELL grant, which is a federal grant (no pay back required) plus other federal grants to go to school ?
One student from the Dominican Republic told me that she didn't want me to find a job for her after she finished my program, because she was getting housing from our housing department and she was getting a PELL grant which paid for her total tuition and books, plus money leftover. She was looking into WAIT which gives students a CREDIT CARD for gas to come to school, and into CARIBE which is a special program (check it out - I did) for immigrants and it pays for child care and all sorts of needs while they go to school or training.
The one student I just mentioned told me she was not going to be a US Citizen because she plans to return to the Dominican Republic someday and that she 'loves HER country.' I asked her if she felt guilty taking what the US is giving her and then not even bothering to become a citizen and she told me that it doesn't bother her, because that is what the money is there for! I asked the CARIBE administration about their program and if you ARE a US Citizen, you don't qualify for their program.
And all the while, I am working a full day, my son-in-law works more than 60 hours a week, and everyone in my family works and pays for our education Something is wrong here. I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone but this is
"MY COUNTRY."
IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP -- I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules
AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA!
PART OF THE PROBLEM?
Think about this: If it offends someone then-- YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is Time for America to speak up, it is people like this that make it harder for some one like me and you to get ahead)

Laptop Memory

I have been shopping for a laptop, that is not so expensive. Lately, I've even looked at used or refurbished laptops, solely for the purpose of getting a good one cheaper. I've noticed that there are many on the markets, but they fall short on laptop memory compared to a desk top. I suppose that one would have to update the memory or buy more, should they find that their laptop didn't measure up to needs. Now, if I can save up enough money, I will be able to obtain at laptop.

New Recruits..........

Newly graduate members of the Afghan community force stand in ...

Newly graduate members of the Afghan community force stand in attention in Mehtar Lam, capital of the eastern Laghman province March 26, 2009. The first recruits graduated on Thursday to a new Afghan community force, the U.S. military hopes will boost local security against Taliban insurgents and do for Afghanistan what Sunni tribal militants did for Iraq.
British soldiers patrol past a poppy field in Musa Qala in Helmand ...

British soldiers patrol past a poppy field in Musa Qala in Helmand provinc. Looks like one is ready to harvest........... :) oops!

Life Insurance Quotes

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Obama Sending Troups.........

US Army soliders from 1-506 Infantry Division set out on a patrol ...

US Army soliders from 1-506 Infantry Division set out on a patrol in Paktika province, situated along the Afghan-Pakistan border. President Barack Obama is planning to send an additional 4,000 US troops to Afghanistan to help train security forces there, officials said.
So, will he handle this thing any better than Bush did? It remains to be seen.........and only time will tell.
US Army soldiers from 2-506 Infantry 101st Airborne Division ...
US Army soldiers from 2-506 Infantry 101st Airborne Division patrol past a mountain village in the rugged Spira mountains in Khost province, along the Afghan-Pakistan border. Barack Obama on Friday will unveil a new US strategy for the war in Afghanistan designed to turn the tide against a growing insurgency.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Lingerie

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Monday, March 23, 2009

Robin Has Surgery........

In this Jan. 18, 2009 file photo, Robin Williams arrives at ...
Robin Williams, was recovering at the Cleveland Clinic after heart surgery that his doctors deemed successful. The operation was to replace an aortic valve, he is expected to make a complete recovery in the next eight weeks. He will have normal heart function in the coming weeks with no limitations on what he'll be able to do.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Credit Reports

How many times have you received a letter telling you that your credit had been denied? It would direct you to a credit agency that would give you your report about your credit ratings. If poor, then the credit report services would attempt to help you with the problems. Sometimes, it's hard to get the situations, straightened out. I went through and identity theft and it was very hard to get my reports right.

Confession..........

AN HISPANIC BOY'S CONFESSION

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Pepito Garcia?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Pepito, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Mendez?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Morales?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Cantu?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Patti Perez?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosita De Leon, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'


The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'


Pepito walks back to his pew, and his friend Pancho slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'


'Four months vacation and five good leads.

Wii Accessories

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Burning Drugs........

An Afghan security officer stands guard as flames rise during ...

An Afghan security officer stands guard as flames rise during a drug burning event on the outskirts of the city in Herat province, west of Kabul, Afghanistan. Over 2,000 kilograms of narcotics, composed of heroin, opium and hashish, were burnt along with some bottles of alcoholic drinks. Afghanistan is part of the countries, which provide the large numbers of the drug in the world.




Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Green Lights

The East Room of the White House is bathed in green light at ...

The East Room of the White House is bathed in green light at a St. Patrick's Day reception hosted by President Barack Obama, Tuesday, March 17, 2009, in Washington.
The fountain on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington ...

The fountain on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington is seen with green-colored water in honor of St. Patrick's Day in Washington.
The fountain in front of the White House flows with green water, ...

The fountain in front of the White House flows with green water, in honor of St. Patrick's Day in Washington.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day

NEW PREAMBLE

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along,
restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive
behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great
grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
guide lines
for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, and delusional. We hold these truths to be self
evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they
require a Bill of NON Rights."


ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth.
More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.


ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on
freedom, and that means freedom for everyone? not just you! You may leave the room, turn
the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.


ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in
Your eye, learn to be more careful. Do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all
your relatives rich from a lawsuit because of your carelessness.


ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most
charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in subsidizing generation after
generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of
another generation of professional couch potatoes. (get an education and go to work...don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)


ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the
looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape,
intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in
the electric chair.


ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or
coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get
together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.


ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and
will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the
opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to
make yourself useful. (AMEN!)


ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you
have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.


ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from,
English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (lastly...)


ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This
country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to
believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN
GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,
TOUGH!!!!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Sinks

Years ago, you could only get sinks, to meet the needs of your facility or home. In today’s world you can get sinks to match any style and decor. There’s a wide variety of high quality stainless
undermount sink steel sinks at this website. You can go to this website shop around and see what design matches your decor, according to your budget. It’s best to have a large single bowl sink which provides extra room to soak pans. It’s also a good idea to have a small single bowl sink is good to use in a location without a lot of space. If your looking for double bowl sinks they allow more than one person to be at the sink, working. Then a triple bowl sink unit provides a lot of versatility with enough space so that two or even three people can work. So, I guess it’s really up to you and your budget, what style and unit of sinks you purchase. Their wholesale prices are great and they give you the best value for your money. Sounds like they are ready to serve you as well as many others who have great style.


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dalai Lama..........

Tibetan spiritual leader the Dalai Lama gestures while presiding ...

Tibetan spiritual leader the Dalai Lama gestures while presiding over a prayer meeting held for his longevity at his palace temple in Dharamshala. The Dalai Lama accused China of having brought "hell on earth" to his homeland in a speech Tuesday on the sensitive 50th anniversary of a failed uprising.
A Tibetan Buddhist monk makes his way through the Lama Temple ...

A Tibetan Buddhist monk makes his way through the Lama Temple in Beijing, China. Authorities in Tibet and restive parts of western China are on heightened alert for possible unrest on the 50th anniversary of a failed uprising against Chinese rule.

SUV......


REINTRODUCING THE ORIGINAL S.U.V.
As our nation's Big 3 auto manufacturers face bankruptcy,
we must go back to the old time basics.

Americans will soon need to once again embrace the original
Sport Utility Vehicle!!

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Monday, March 9, 2009

Ho Ho Ho

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

'Two Prostitutes $50.00.'

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

'JESUS SAVES.'

One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that 's a little different,' the officer smiled . .'Their sign pertains to religion.'

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two ho's driving around with a large sign on their car.

He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

'Two Fallen Angels

Seeking Peter -- $50.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Good Decision............

TO's been released, ending a three-year run that produced as many big headlines as big plays. Many of those headlines were about ego and attitude, and Jones has decided enough is enough. He wants the focus on winning, something the Cowboys haven't done in the playoffs since 1996. Getting rid of Terrell Owens means a fresh start for the Dallas Cowboys.
This is a Oct. 15, 2008 file photo showing Dallas Cowboys' Terrell ...

Cowboy's receiver Sam Hurd says Terrell Owens sent him a text message late Wednesday March 4, 2009, saying he had been cut by the team.
I don't believe that TO hasn't had the team at heart..........I believe in his mind and heart, it's been "TO" and the team was supposed to fall in around him with what he considered his "great plays".....Just a big show off.........in my opinion............

Friday, March 6, 2009

Obama............

It's getting to the point, that all you see on TV is Obama........what the hell? I'm so tired of his face, it gets down too far under my skin.........Just do something........if your going to do what you said........why stand in the limelight all the time............people will see, and feel the effects of your actions.........you don't have to stand on a bandbox all the time..........It's almost as if he's saying..........here I am.........look at me........I'm controlling your country and guess what..........you can't do a thing about it.....NOW............I've got total control.........(at this point he gives his big toothy smile!)
Hell.........just do it and get it over with........
I'm used to getting screwed and not getting kissed........

Thursday, March 5, 2009

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