Confession..........

AN HISPANIC BOY'S CONFESSION

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Pepito Garcia?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Pepito, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Mendez?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Morales?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Cantu?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Patti Perez?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosita De Leon, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'


The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'


Pepito walks back to his pew, and his friend Pancho slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'


'Four months vacation and five good leads.