Monday, January 30, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to
make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in
America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow!
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Thursday, January 19, 2012
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy
May the problems you had, forget your home address!
In simple words ..............
May 2012 be the best year of your life!!
Friday, January 13, 2012
Reports show that negotiations by Walgreens and Express Script have fallen through and they will no long work together. Walgreens is no longer part of Express Scripts’ pharmacy provider network as of Jan. 1, 2012. Express Scripts acts as a middleman between pharmacies. Most payers don’t see the rates Express Scripts pays to Walgreens. They only know what they pay Express Scripts. When they do see what Walgreens is paid, many health plans and employers are making decisions to continue to ensure access to Walgreens because they find the prices to be competitive and believe that they can lower overall health care costs.
An individual can join the Walgreens Prescription Savings Club during a special January promotion for only $5, or $10 for a family membership, and receive savings on more than 8,000 brand name and all generic medications. Walgreens did this in an effort to prevent our country’s military personnel from being caught in the middle.
Walgreens also offered to contract separately with Express Scripts for Tricare from other Express Scripts commercial business, but these offers were rejected. This company wants you to use their own mail order pharmacy business instead of your community pharmacy. Community pharmacies are a valuable presence in your neighborhood. You can give support to Walgreens on Facebook as well as Walgreens on Twitter because of the magnitude confusion this situation has caused. What better was to stay updated than to check this out on these two networks?