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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Getting It Together

It makes no difference where you are as long as you have the right equipment.  The technology of  video conferencing solutions  had developed immensely in the last few years.  It became very important to world leaders as well as huge companies.  The use of this communication has helped get actions going in a more efficient manner.  Questions are answered, decisions are made and all in one conference.

10 Things to Ponder in 2012

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .


Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't

bother you for weeks.


Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you

shove them down the stairs.


Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.


Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to

make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in

America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?


" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers

What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Vacations

The summer  months will arrive before long and with it comes the final plans for your vacation.  Should you be planning to get out on the road and travel the US, then I would suggest making sure you are ready.  Making a check list of things you need to get done ahead of time is important.  Your RV will need to be ready for the trips and you should prepare for sudden problems, by having  rv insurance   to cover added expenses.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

My Hope for you in 2012

May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.


May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.


May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips


May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy


May the problems you had, forget your home address!


In simple words ..............



May 2012 be the best year of your life!!





This Just In :

This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling
in Egypt , Libya , and other potential hot spots in the Middle East , they intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.
It's gonna get ugly, people.

Black Bra

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
(you are going to love this…..)



"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

Friday, January 13, 2012

Walgreens Prescription Savings

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Walgreens for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.

Reports show that negotiations by  Walgreens and Express Script   have fallen through and they will no long work together.  Walgreens is no longer part of Express Scripts’ pharmacy provider network as of Jan. 1, 2012. Express Scripts acts as a middleman between pharmacies.  Most payers don’t see the rates Express Scripts pays to Walgreens. They only know what they pay Express Scripts. When they do see what Walgreens is paid, many health plans and employers are making decisions to continue to ensure access to Walgreens because they find the prices to be competitive and believe that they can lower overall health care costs.

An individual can join the Walgreens Prescription Savings Club   during a special January promotion for only $5, or $10 for a family membership, and receive savings on more than 8,000 brand name and all generic medications. Walgreens did this in an effort to prevent our country’s military personnel from being caught in the middle.

Walgreens also offered to contract separately with Express Scripts for Tricare from other Express Scripts commercial business, but these offers were rejected. This company wants you to use their own mail order pharmacy business instead of your community pharmacy.  Community pharmacies are a valuable presence in your neighborhood.  You can give support to  Walgreens on Facebook   as well as  Walgreens on Twitter   because of the magnitude confusion  this situation has caused.  What better was to stay updated than to check this out on these two networks?

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