Wednesday, December 31, 2008
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Sunday, December 28, 2008
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Charles Schulz, the creator of the
'Peanuts' comic strip.
You don't have to actually answer
Just read the e-mail straight through,
and you'll get the point.
1. Name the five wealthiest people in
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss
4. Name ten people who have won the
Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy
Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of
World Series winners.
How did you do?
The point is , none of us remember
the headliners of yesterday.
These are no second-rate achievers.
They are the best in their fields.
But the applause dies..
Achievements are forgotten.
Accolades and certificates are buried
with their owners.
Here's another quiz. See how you
do on this one:
1. List a few teachers who aided your
journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have
helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught
you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have
made you feel appreciated and special!!
5. Think of five people you enjoy
spending time with.
The people who make a difference
in your life are not the ones with
the most credentials..
the most money...or the most awards.
They simply are the ones who care
Pass this on to those people who
have made a difference in your life,
like I did.
'Don't worry about the world coming
to an end today. It's already tomorrow
in Australia !'
''Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!'
Saturday, December 20, 2008
YOU CAN'T STEAL MY CHRISTMAS
A PEACEFUL, PROSPEROUS, HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR, ALL THE BEST IN 2009!09!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
It was just a matter of time before he ruffled someones feathers. You can't be in politics and not run into the wrong camp, sooner or later. Politics are so volatile, brimming with explosive fires at every turn.
Obama's decision to have a evangelical minister to deliver the invocation at his inauguration, is drawing fierce challenges from a gay rights movement. In the wake of a gay marriage ban in California, they are looking for a fight. They feel a deep level of disrespect when one of architects and promoters of an anti-gay agenda is given the prominence and the pulpit of the historic nomination.”
He is choosing to reach out to conservatives on a hot-button social issue, at the cost of antagonizing gay voters who overwhelmingly supported him.
There's always going to be someone who is unhappy with the things he does.......................that's politics! Look at what Bush has gone through..........Obama, is already getting a taste of what is yet to come........
The world is not perfect............no one is perfect...........not even Obama............
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow!
Sunday, December 14, 2008
I have opted for a different form of blogging, and get paid to blog even if it's just a small amount of money, it still adds up. Writing reviews and advertisements has become a way of life with me. I really enjoy working for websites on the internet and getting paid for it. Each website has it's own rules and regulations, for blogs and bloggers. It's possible that they will accept, certain types of blogs and reject the others. I found this to be true with some of my blogs, so I work with the types of blogs that are approved.
Many websites' want you to write a certain amount of words with a link to the website you are writing about. There are other posts that will contain, not only a link and words, but will include a picture or banner to advertise their products. I've notice that it depends on how much the company advertising, offers to pay, in comparison to what you think you should get for the work. I find that writing for different companies has given me insight into many different worlds, businesses, and cultures. I enjoy writing and will continue as long as I'm allowed to connect with this type of paying websites. Check out PayingPost.com and see if you can enjoy writing posts that make a difference in today's world. The best part of it all, is getting paid for what you do.
Friday, December 12, 2008
People who swear that more crimes are committed, more babies are conceived and born, and more people are admitted to hospitals on nights where the moon is full. In the course of 15 years in the Miami area it was found that violent crime was more likely to be committed on--you guessed it--full-moon nights. It is thought that full moons bring out other scary behaviors, such as arson, risky driving and kleptomania. Do you have any crazy-but-true full moon stories? If so, share!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Do I sound like Scrooge? I definitely feel like him..........and found out years ago, that this is all about children............and so I make sure the small one's are taken care of.............the bigger/older one's will need to find out what causes this............and deal with it...........
So, without further adieu, I wish all of you a "Merry Christmas" and "Happy New Year". Please make it a safe one as well...............
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FROM
LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME
KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT
A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.
THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE
HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.
EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.
THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE
THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY
FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, gENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC
WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS.
SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL
TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM
AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATHROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD.
ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS
FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
An he said, all THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU'. 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE.
'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.' BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN.'
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known…...
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, December 5, 2008
Police said they had placed a larger-than-usual deployment of 500 officers in and around the West Bank city of Hebron, the center of Thursday's unrest, and taken up positions elsewhere in the West Bank.
Police and soldiers also were on heightened alert throughout the West Bank, defense officials said.
The moves followed Israel's eviction Thursday of dozens of extremist Jewish settlers from a Hebron house claimed by both Jews and Palestinians. The settlers had holed up in the four-story building in defiance of a Supreme Court order to get out while ownership is determined.
The eviction set off rampages by settler youths who attacked Israeli policemen and Palestinians and set fire to Palestinian homes and cars. Some 35 Israelis and 17 Palestinians were wounded, including five Palestinians who were shot.
Simpson made a rambling, five-minute plea for leniency, simultaneously apologizing for the holdup as a foolish mistake and trying to justify his actions.
He choked back tears as he told her: "I didn't want to steal anything from anyone. ... I'm sorry, sorry."
O.J. was sentenced Friday to as many as 33 years in prison for a hotel armed robbery after a judge rejected his apology and said, "It was much more than stupidity." The 61-year-old football Hall of Famer stood shackled and stone-faced as Judge Jackie Glass rattled off the punishment.
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I know you might say that loosing a watch might be a trivial thing, but not this one........it was the gold nugget watch that my spouse gave me in September for our anniversary.......now it's gone, and I feel really bad about it...........I lost it yesterday, when I was celebrating my birthday, and I drank one too many beers. I didn't feel it come loose, and I've looked everywhere I may have been, and called the local bar we went to........I know that if anyone found it, they kept it or went straight to a pawn shop and pawned it............they could get some good money for it..........I'll really miss my watch.........I knew that the clasp was coming open too easy and we were supposed to get it fixed but never got around to it..........now...........it's gone.
The unemployment rate would have moved even higher if not for the exodus of 422,000 people from the work force. Economists thought many of those people probably abandoned their job searches out of sheer frustration. In November 2007, the jobless rate was at 4.7 percent.
The U.S. tipped into recession last December, a panel of experts declared earlier this week, confirming what many Americans already thought.
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Today, bloggers from around the world will unite for World AIDS Day 2008. Through out the world an estimated 33 million people are living with HIV/AIDS. It's estimated one million are living with HIV, in the United States alone. The National Institute on Drug Abuse and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Office of HIV/AIDS Policy’s AIDS.gov have together shared HIV/AIDS information with the blogging community.
Please join us in recognition of World AIDS Day 2008. Bloggers Unite because we value and recognize the power of a voice. Multiply that voice by the thousands and make a difference. HIV/AIDS affects too many people to ignore. Be a part of a growing community that lifts their voices. Together, we can reduce this pandemic through our words, voices and actions.