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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

No Matter How Bad It Gets............

Hey.....you guys............no matter how....f.........g bad it gets............do your darnedest to have a good one.........how ever you have it......have a drink........get laid..........whatever........just do it.......yippee.....2009

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Too Little Too Late

"Dallas Cowboys", loose again..........and what did you expect? They've lost so many season's to this type of thing..........and surely you didn't expect them to win this time.........I've known for quite awhile, that they are too eaten up with themselves, to play a decent season..... It's been this way for a long time.........Jerry Jones.........just can't find the right team players and coach.........No one is playing as a team..........it's a bunch of show boating for one's self..........I guess that's what making a large income does to people like that.......

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Retail Franchises

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

dNeero

Why Santa May Be Late

The following is the philosophy of
Charles Schulz
, the creator of the
'Peanuts' comic strip.

You don't have to actually answer
the questions.

Just read the e-mail straight through,
and you'll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in
the world
.

2. Name the last five Heisman trophy
winners
.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss
America pageant
.

4. Name ten people who have won the
Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

5. Name the last half dozen Academy
Award winners
for best actor and actress.

6. Name the last decade's worth of
World Series winners.


How did you do?
The point is , none of us remember
the headliners of yesterday.

These are no second-rate achievers.

They are the best in their fields.

But the applause dies..

Awards tarnish.

Achievements are forgotten.

Accolades and certificates are buried
with their owners.


Here's another quiz. See how you
do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your
journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have
helped you through a difficult time.

3. Name five people who have taught
you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have
made you feel appreciated and special!!

5. Think of five people you enjoy
spending time with.


Easier?
The lesson:

The people who make a difference
in your life are not the ones with
the most credentials..

the most money...or the most awards.

They simply are the ones who care
the most.


Pass this on to those people who
have made a difference in your life,
like I did.

'Don't worry about the world coming
to an end today. It's already tomorrow
in
Australia !'
''Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!'

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Merry Christmas........!

YOU CAN'T STEAL MY CHRISTMAS

I don't know who they are
Saying I can't greet the crowd
The way that I want to
Can't say CHRISTMAS out loud.


I walk into a business place
See things that I rather not see
But dare I not say CHRISTMAS
And ask for a 'holiday' tree.


What happened to freedom of speech
And living in the land of the free
How can they take my CHRISTMAS money
But can't say MERRY CHRISTMAS to me.

Men and women have given their lives
So we could still go free
I wonder how they would feel
At saying ' HOLIDAY ' TREE.


Come on America let's wake up
Don't let our freedom escape
If they get by with doing this
What else will they take.


This is starting to get out of hand,
And I've begun to keep track
Well I've just about had enough
I'M TAKING CHRISTMAS BACK.


So MERRY CHRISTMAS America
I hope this gets all over the net
If we all stand united and take freedom back
'Twill be our best CHRISTMAS YET!


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY

A PEACEFUL, PROSPEROUS, HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR, ALL THE BEST IN 2009!09!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Gays Mad at their Boy.........

Now, they are unhappy with the one they helped vote into office....... ironic
It was just a matter of time before he ruffled someones feathers. You can't be in politics and not run into the wrong camp, sooner or later. Politics are so volatile, brimming with explosive fires at every turn.

Barack Obama and Rick Warren. (AP)

Obama's decision to have a evangelical minister to deliver the invocation at his inauguration, is drawing fierce challenges from a gay rights movement. In the wake of a gay marriage ban in California, they are looking for a fight. They feel a deep level of disrespect when one of architects and promoters of an anti-gay agenda is given the prominence and the pulpit of the historic nomination.”
He is choosing to reach out to conservatives on a hot-button social issue, at the cost of antagonizing gay voters who overwhelmingly supported him.
There's always going to be someone who is unhappy with the things he does.......................that's politics! Look at what Bush has gone through..........Obama, is already getting a taste of what is yet to come........
The world is not perfect............no one is perfect...........not even Obama............

Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .


Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.


Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?






" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers

What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

PayingPost

You know it would be so nice if I was as smart as some of these people who offer this type of service. I’m sure that my blogs would be doing much better, if I just knew how to do this type of thing. It’s very hard to know about conversion rate optimization I didn’t go to college and take computer technology. Still it would help I’m sure, if I had enough sense to make my blogs become up to date with this optimization.
I have opted for a different form of blogging, and get paid to blog even if it's just a small amount of money, it still adds up. Writing reviews and advertisements has become a way of life with me. I really enjoy working for websites on the internet and getting paid for it. Each website has it's own rules and regulations, for blogs and bloggers. It's possible that they will accept, certain types of blogs and reject the others. I found this to be true with some of my blogs, so I work with the types of blogs that are approved.
Many websites' want you to write a certain amount of words with a link to the website you are writing about. There are other posts that will contain, not only a link and words, but will include a picture or banner to advertise their products. I've notice that it depends on how much the company advertising, offers to pay, in comparison to what you think you should get for the work. I find that writing for different companies has given me insight into many different worlds, businesses, and cultures. I enjoy writing and will continue as long as I'm allowed to connect with this type of paying websites. Check out PayingPost.com and see if you can enjoy writing posts that make a difference in today's world. The best part of it all, is getting paid for what you do.

Commencement Ceremony

President George W. Bush arrives for a commencement ceremony ...

President George W. Bush arrives for a commencement ceremony at Texas A&M University on Friday, Dec. 12, 2008, in College Station, Texas. Graduation for many Cadets..........took place and was graced by the President's address........

President George W. Bush gestures during a commencement ceremony ...

President George W. Bush gestures during a commencement ceremony at Texas A&M University on Friday, in College Station, Texas.

dNeero

Friday, December 12, 2008

US Braces for the Same.........

Security personnel around the country are intensively reviewing what happened to Mumbai to learn more about terrorists’ shifting tactics. Teams of terrorists fan out and use small arms and explosives to lay siege to hotels, hospitals, and other major institutions, and take hostages. Officials are racing to fix security vulnerabilities, find out as much as they can about terrorists worldwide, to understand who’s behind them, what motivates them, and what tactics they use.” The best way to combat this is to make sure attacks like this don’t happen in the first place.”

Howling Time for Weirwolfs.........


A full moon (John Foxx/Getty Images)
Friday night will be the biggest one of the year as Earth's natural satellite reaches its closest point to our planet. It will be just 221,560 miles away, making it 14 percent bigger in our sky and 30 percent brighter than some full moons during the year. Tides will be higher, when the moon is closer, tides are pulled higher. It will rise Friday evening right around sunset, no matter where you are, and appear even larger than it will later in the night when it's higher in the sky. You will see all this on each night surrounding the full moon, too, because the moon will be nearly full, rising earlier Thursday night and later Saturday night.
People who swear that more crimes are committed, more babies are conceived and born, and more people are admitted to hospitals on nights where the moon is full. In the course of 15 years in the Miami area it was found that violent crime was more likely to be committed on--you guessed it--full-moon nights. It is thought that full moons bring out other scary behaviors, such as arson, risky driving and kleptomania. Do you have any crazy-but-true full moon stories? If so, share!

Oops......

http://www.waytoomany.com/pictures/529.jpg I found this photo.....(I don't know who it belongs to)( looks like the website is "waytoomany pictures") online........and I thought..... wow...........they will eat anything..........green..................can you imagine, what they will be doing after their meal.............lol.......I wonder who's field they were in...........sure had a good crop........they had a good meal.........don't you think?

Thursday, December 11, 2008

CheapO

Merry Christmas and happy new year Pictures, Images and PhotosWell, it's the Dollar/99cent Stores for me this Christmas. I venture to say that there won't be many gifts bought at other stores. I just can't afford the darn stuff at the prices' these stores want for them. I'm not like many people who, over extend themselves and then have to suffer the next year, for one day the year before. If I don't have it..........they don't get it..........Sorry.......that's the way it is............If they get it...........they better be damned proud, they got it............cause I probably had to go without something to get it for them...........
Do I sound like Scrooge? I definitely feel like him..........and found out years ago, that this is all about children............and so I make sure the small one's are taken care of.............the bigger/older one's will need to find out what causes this............and deal with it...........Merry Christmas Pictures, Images and Photos
So, without further adieu, I wish all of you a "Merry Christmas" and "Happy New Year". Please make it a safe one as well...............
Nita

Winter Poem


I Found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.
It was to me. It's very well written and I hope that you enjoy it too .







' WINTER '

by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre



Crap....It's Cold

The End

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Farting in Bed.......

DO YOU FART IN BED?
IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FROM
LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME
KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT

A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.


THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE
HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.
EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.
THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE
THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY
FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, gENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC
WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS.
SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL
TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM
AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATHROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD.
ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS
FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER.

An he said, all THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU'. 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE.

'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.' BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN.'

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Reindeer..........

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known…...

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, December 5, 2008

Another Battle.........

An Israeli border police stands guard as Palestinians walk near ...


Israel beefed up security throughout Jerusalem and the West Bank on Friday, bracing for new violence after the evacuation of a disputed West Bank building set off a rampage by Jewish settlers.
Police said they had placed a larger-than-usual deployment of 500 officers in and around the West Bank city of Hebron, the center of Thursday's unrest, and taken up positions elsewhere in the West Bank.

Police and soldiers also were on heightened alert throughout the West Bank, defense officials said.

The moves followed Israel's eviction Thursday of dozens of extremist Jewish settlers from a Hebron house claimed by both Jews and Palestinians. The settlers had holed up in the four-story building in defiance of a Supreme Court order to get out while ownership is determined.

The eviction set off rampages by settler youths who attacked Israeli policemen and Palestinians and set fire to Palestinian homes and cars. Some 35 Israelis and 17 Palestinians were wounded, including five Palestinians who were shot.




Did He Think......He'd Get Off........

O.J. Simpson appears in court during his sentencing hearing ...

Simpson made a rambling, five-minute plea for leniency, simultaneously apologizing for the holdup as a foolish mistake and trying to justify his actions.

He choked back tears as he told her: "I didn't want to steal anything from anyone. ... I'm sorry, sorry."

O.J. was sentenced Friday to as many as 33 years in prison for a hotel armed robbery after a judge rejected his apology and said, "It was much more than stupidity." The 61-year-old football Hall of Famer stood shackled and stone-faced as Judge Jackie Glass rattled off the punishment.

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One Of The Lucky One's

Cedric Wise, right, hugs his wife Carol Wise, who was in India ...

This man, hugs his wife Carol , who was in India at one of the hotels during the Mumbai attacks, as they were reunited when she returned home to Houston . The two friends she traveled with were both killed as they made a trip to represent the Synchronicity Foundation. Carol was on the first floor of the hotel using a computer when the attackers entered on the second floor, where her friends were eating.

Prices Exposed

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Some SOB Probably Hocked It..........

I know you might say that loosing a watch might be a trivial thing, but not this one........it was the gold nugget watch that my spouse gave me in September for our anniversary.......now it's gone, and I feel really bad about it...........I lost it yesterday, when I was celebrating my birthday, and I drank one too many beers. I didn't feel it come loose, and I've looked everywhere I may have been, and called the local bar we went to........I know that if anyone found it, they kept it or went straight to a pawn shop and pawned it............they could get some good money for it..........I'll really miss my watch.........I knew that the clasp was coming open too easy and we were supposed to get it fixed but never got around to it..........now...........it's gone.

Plantar Fasciitis

An inflammatory condition that causes intense heel pain is called Plantar Fasciitis . The main cause is overstretching the plantar fascia ligament, the muscle that stretches from the heel to the ball of the foot and also supports the foot's arch. This condition can be present with or without an actual bony heel spur. Calcium deposits may eventually form on the heel bone, resulting in mild to serious heel pain when applying pressure on the foot. For more information on this condition and the treatment, check out FootSmart.com .

We Are Loosing Our Jobs....

The unemployment rate would have moved even higher if not for the exodus of 422,000 people from the work force. Economists thought many of those people probably abandoned their job searches out of sheer frustration. In November 2007, the jobless rate was at 4.7 percent.

The U.S. tipped into recession last December, a panel of experts declared earlier this week, confirming what many Americans already thought.

Steel companies in China have recorded their first month-on-month ...

Steel companies in China have recorded their first month-on-month loss in 6 years as the global financial crisis hit domestic exporters, manufacturers and construction firms. 71 large and medium-sized steel companies posted a combined loss of 5.84 billion yuan (853 million dollars) in October, the first monthly loss since 2002, the China Securities Journal reported, citing an industry association.


Alli For Weight Loss

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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Obama Speaks.........

President-elect Barack Obama speaks at a news conference in ...


President-elect Barack Obama speaks at a news conference in Chicago, Wednesday. Democrats are growing impatient with President-elect Barack Obama's refusal to inject himself in the major economic crises confronting the country. Obama has sidestepped some policy questions by saying there is only one president at a time. But the dodge is wearing thin. "He's going to have to be more assertive than he's been," House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank, D-Mass., told consumer advocates Thursday.


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Paella Pans

It’s been the thing in other countries, to use paella pans to cook their famous dishes. These pans are made from carbon steel, is the ideal metal for cooking the perfect paella. This type of pan has been used in Spain for decades. The red handles are produced from steel and painted with heat resistance paint, which is a Spanish trademark. The large cooking surface allows the rice to cook evenly and to maximize flavor. The carbon steel pan also helps in developing the socarrat, caramelized rice that sticks to the bottom of the pan. They require seasoning and a well seasoned pan will develop a good nonstick coating to protect it from rusting. These pans can be used over grill or gas. But you should hand was only.



Monday, December 1, 2008

World AIDS Day

Bloggers Unite

Today, bloggers from around the world will unite for World AIDS Day 2008. Through out the world an estimated 33 million people are living with HIV/AIDS. It's estimated one million are living with HIV, in the United States alone. The National Institute on Drug Abuse and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Office of HIV/AIDS Policy’s AIDS.gov have together shared HIV/AIDS information with the blogging community.

Please join us in recognition of World AIDS Day 2008. Bloggers Unite because we value and recognize the power of a voice. Multiply that voice by the thousands and make a difference. HIV/AIDS affects too many people to ignore. Be a part of a growing community that lifts their voices. Together, we can reduce this pandemic through our words, voices and actions.