Sunday, March 10, 2013

Smell the Smoke

Have you ever been in a place and suddenly the aroma of good tobacco fills your nostrils?  You turn your heard around searching for the one who just lit up.  I'm sure you can find many different blends when shopping www.famous-smoke.com  website.  Get the ease and convenience of shopping online, along with superb smoking pleasure.

Get A Room

Ever go to a local bar or pub and see these two people making out over at the other table?  Man, I don't know about you but, it makes me want to find someone too.  Unfortunately, no one wants an old woman, so I stuck with watching what could be fun.  If I know the couple well, I will joke at them and tell them to get a room.  They laugh at me and tell me to f... myself.  That just makes it worse for my body's growing desires.  Damn it.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Monitor Stand

The new flat screens are very popular these days.  The size and ease of placing it in a close area is appealing.  You can find the right size monitor stand   to support your unit when shopping at the online store under the link in this post.  The convenience of shopping online, ha become a way of life.  I utilized the online store often.

Damn It

How dysfunctional is this?  You meet for the first time, you really hit it off, even though both of you are in a bar drinking?  He flips his wig for you from the start.  Hey, it's looking good to you too.  Realizing that you need to get home, and making sure he has your number is a good idea.  Suddenly, he wants to be with you that night.  Oh hell no!  Too soon you say.  He's going with the friend that he came with and pick up his truck, then be on over to your place.  Now, you have got to be kidding?  But you leave anyway, thinking that this is just a fluke.  Before you can make it to your home, he's already burning up you cell phone.  Wow!  Scary too.  So, since you don't talk on your phone while driving you let it go to voice mail.  Hence, a message, another call comes through......and so it goes.
When you finally make it home and get in the door you return his call.  He's all up in arms to come where you are.  Fast thinking and fast talking are all that's going to save you.  So, you tell him "no not tonight", we've both been drinking let's just cool it.  He persists and you finally have to remind him about the cops and how they can be that time of night, that he don''t need that.  Well, you finally calm him down and after a few minutes you say goodnight.  Whew!

Monday, March 4, 2013

Healthcare Solution?

Here is the solution:
While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

I'm Not Dead!

The Wicked Witch is Not Dead!There's this place called Neptune Society that's trying to get me to enter a contest for a PRE-PAID CREMATION. Then there's this other place, close to my home that's offering me pre-paid funeral arrangements, along with a lot to bury me in, a headstone and perpetual care. The motto: Simple, Economical and Dignified........yeah, right. Ok.......now what's the deal.........HELL..........I HAVE TO DIE! I'm not ready and they can kiss my grits..........that's how I feel about their deals! Where does the Dignified come in?

Leave me alone........