Ever go to a local bar or pub and see these two people making out over at the other table? Man, I don't know about you but, it makes me want to find someone too. Unfortunately, no one wants an old woman, so I stuck with watching what could be fun. If I know the couple well, I will joke at them and tell them to get a room. They laugh at me and tell me to f... myself. That just makes it worse for my body's growing desires. Damn it.