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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

No Matter How Bad It Gets............

Hey.....you guys............no matter how....f.........g bad it gets............do your darnedest to have a good one.........how ever you have it......have a drink........get laid..........whatever........just do it.......yippee.....2009

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Too Little Too Late

"Dallas Cowboys", loose again..........and what did you expect? They've lost so many season's to this type of thing..........and surely you didn't expect them to win this time.........I've known for quite awhile, that they are too eaten up with themselves, to play a decent season..... It's been this way for a long time.........Jerry Jones.........just can't find the right team players and coach.........No one is playing as a team..........it's a bunch of show boating for one's self..........I guess that's what making a large income does to people like that.......

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Retail Franchises

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

dNeero

Why Santa May Be Late

The following is the philosophy of
Charles Schulz
, the creator of the
'Peanuts' comic strip.

You don't have to actually answer
the questions.

Just read the e-mail straight through,
and you'll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in
the world
.

2. Name the last five Heisman trophy
winners
.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss
America pageant
.

4. Name ten people who have won the
Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

5. Name the last half dozen Academy
Award winners
for best actor and actress.

6. Name the last decade's worth of
World Series winners.


How did you do?
The point is , none of us remember
the headliners of yesterday.

These are no second-rate achievers.

They are the best in their fields.

But the applause dies..

Awards tarnish.

Achievements are forgotten.

Accolades and certificates are buried
with their owners.


Here's another quiz. See how you
do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your
journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have
helped you through a difficult time.

3. Name five people who have taught
you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have
made you feel appreciated and special!!

5. Think of five people you enjoy
spending time with.


Easier?
The lesson:

The people who make a difference
in your life are not the ones with
the most credentials..

the most money...or the most awards.

They simply are the ones who care
the most.


Pass this on to those people who
have made a difference in your life,
like I did.

'Don't worry about the world coming
to an end today. It's already tomorrow
in
Australia !'
''Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!'

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Merry Christmas........!

YOU CAN'T STEAL MY CHRISTMAS

I don't know who they are
Saying I can't greet the crowd
The way that I want to
Can't say CHRISTMAS out loud.


I walk into a business place
See things that I rather not see
But dare I not say CHRISTMAS
And ask for a 'holiday' tree.


What happened to freedom of speech
And living in the land of the free
How can they take my CHRISTMAS money
But can't say MERRY CHRISTMAS to me.

Men and women have given their lives
So we could still go free
I wonder how they would feel
At saying ' HOLIDAY ' TREE.


Come on America let's wake up
Don't let our freedom escape
If they get by with doing this
What else will they take.


This is starting to get out of hand,
And I've begun to keep track
Well I've just about had enough
I'M TAKING CHRISTMAS BACK.


So MERRY CHRISTMAS America
I hope this gets all over the net
If we all stand united and take freedom back
'Twill be our best CHRISTMAS YET!


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY

A PEACEFUL, PROSPEROUS, HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR, ALL THE BEST IN 2009!09!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Gays Mad at their Boy.........

Now, they are unhappy with the one they helped vote into office....... ironic
It was just a matter of time before he ruffled someones feathers. You can't be in politics and not run into the wrong camp, sooner or later. Politics are so volatile, brimming with explosive fires at every turn.

Barack Obama and Rick Warren. (AP)

Obama's decision to have a evangelical minister to deliver the invocation at his inauguration, is drawing fierce challenges from a gay rights movement. In the wake of a gay marriage ban in California, they are looking for a fight. They feel a deep level of disrespect when one of architects and promoters of an anti-gay agenda is given the prominence and the pulpit of the historic nomination.”
He is choosing to reach out to conservatives on a hot-button social issue, at the cost of antagonizing gay voters who overwhelmingly supported him.
There's always going to be someone who is unhappy with the things he does.......................that's politics! Look at what Bush has gone through..........Obama, is already getting a taste of what is yet to come........
The world is not perfect............no one is perfect...........not even Obama............

Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .


Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.


Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?






" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers

What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

PayingPost

You know it would be so nice if I was as smart as some of these people who offer this type of service. I’m sure that my blogs would be doing much better, if I just knew how to do this type of thing. It’s very hard to know about conversion rate optimization I didn’t go to college and take computer technology. Still it would help I’m sure, if I had enough sense to make my blogs become up to date with this optimization.
I have opted for a different form of blogging, and get paid to blog even if it's just a small amount of money, it still adds up. Writing reviews and advertisements has become a way of life with me. I really enjoy working for websites on the internet and getting paid for it. Each website has it's own rules and regulations, for blogs and bloggers. It's possible that they will accept, certain types of blogs and reject the others. I found this to be true with some of my blogs, so I work with the types of blogs that are approved.
Many websites' want you to write a certain amount of words with a link to the website you are writing about. There are other posts that will contain, not only a link and words, but will include a picture or banner to advertise their products. I've notice that it depends on how much the company advertising, offers to pay, in comparison to what you think you should get for the work. I find that writing for different companies has given me insight into many different worlds, businesses, and cultures. I enjoy writing and will continue as long as I'm allowed to connect with this type of paying websites. Check out PayingPost.com and see if you can enjoy writing posts that make a difference in today's world. The best part of it all, is getting paid for what you do.

Commencement Ceremony

President George W. Bush arrives for a commencement ceremony ...

President George W. Bush arrives for a commencement ceremony at Texas A&M University on Friday, Dec. 12, 2008, in College Station, Texas. Graduation for many Cadets..........took place and was graced by the President's address........

President George W. Bush gestures during a commencement ceremony ...

President George W. Bush gestures during a commencement ceremony at Texas A&M University on Friday, in College Station, Texas.

dNeero

Friday, December 12, 2008

US Braces for the Same.........

Security personnel around the country are intensively reviewing what happened to Mumbai to learn more about terrorists’ shifting tactics. Teams of terrorists fan out and use small arms and explosives to lay siege to hotels, hospitals, and other major institutions, and take hostages. Officials are racing to fix security vulnerabilities, find out as much as they can about terrorists worldwide, to understand who’s behind them, what motivates them, and what tactics they use.” The best way to combat this is to make sure attacks like this don’t happen in the first place.”

Howling Time for Weirwolfs.........


A full moon (John Foxx/Getty Images)
Friday night will be the biggest one of the year as Earth's natural satellite reaches its closest point to our planet. It will be just 221,560 miles away, making it 14 percent bigger in our sky and 30 percent brighter than some full moons during the year. Tides will be higher, when the moon is closer, tides are pulled higher. It will rise Friday evening right around sunset, no matter where you are, and appear even larger than it will later in the night when it's higher in the sky. You will see all this on each night surrounding the full moon, too, because the moon will be nearly full, rising earlier Thursday night and later Saturday night.
People who swear that more crimes are committed, more babies are conceived and born, and more people are admitted to hospitals on nights where the moon is full. In the course of 15 years in the Miami area it was found that violent crime was more likely to be committed on--you guessed it--full-moon nights. It is thought that full moons bring out other scary behaviors, such as arson, risky driving and kleptomania. Do you have any crazy-but-true full moon stories? If so, share!

Oops......

http://www.waytoomany.com/pictures/529.jpg I found this photo.....(I don't know who it belongs to)( looks like the website is "waytoomany pictures") online........and I thought..... wow...........they will eat anything..........green..................can you imagine, what they will be doing after their meal.............lol.......I wonder who's field they were in...........sure had a good crop........they had a good meal.........don't you think?

Thursday, December 11, 2008

CheapO

Merry Christmas and happy new year Pictures, Images and PhotosWell, it's the Dollar/99cent Stores for me this Christmas. I venture to say that there won't be many gifts bought at other stores. I just can't afford the darn stuff at the prices' these stores want for them. I'm not like many people who, over extend themselves and then have to suffer the next year, for one day the year before. If I don't have it..........they don't get it..........Sorry.......that's the way it is............If they get it...........they better be damned proud, they got it............cause I probably had to go without something to get it for them...........
Do I sound like Scrooge? I definitely feel like him..........and found out years ago, that this is all about children............and so I make sure the small one's are taken care of.............the bigger/older one's will need to find out what causes this............and deal with it...........Merry Christmas Pictures, Images and Photos
So, without further adieu, I wish all of you a "Merry Christmas" and "Happy New Year". Please make it a safe one as well...............
Nita

Winter Poem


I Found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.
It was to me. It's very well written and I hope that you enjoy it too .







' WINTER '

by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre



Crap....It's Cold

The End

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Farting in Bed.......

DO YOU FART IN BED?
IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FROM
LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME
KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT

A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.


THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE
HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.
EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.
THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE
THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY
FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, gENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC
WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS.
SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL
TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM
AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOTSTEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATHROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD.
ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS
FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER.

An he said, all THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU'. 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE.

'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.' BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN.'

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Reindeer..........

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known…...

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, December 5, 2008

Another Battle.........

An Israeli border police stands guard as Palestinians walk near ...


Israel beefed up security throughout Jerusalem and the West Bank on Friday, bracing for new violence after the evacuation of a disputed West Bank building set off a rampage by Jewish settlers.
Police said they had placed a larger-than-usual deployment of 500 officers in and around the West Bank city of Hebron, the center of Thursday's unrest, and taken up positions elsewhere in the West Bank.

Police and soldiers also were on heightened alert throughout the West Bank, defense officials said.

The moves followed Israel's eviction Thursday of dozens of extremist Jewish settlers from a Hebron house claimed by both Jews and Palestinians. The settlers had holed up in the four-story building in defiance of a Supreme Court order to get out while ownership is determined.

The eviction set off rampages by settler youths who attacked Israeli policemen and Palestinians and set fire to Palestinian homes and cars. Some 35 Israelis and 17 Palestinians were wounded, including five Palestinians who were shot.




Did He Think......He'd Get Off........

O.J. Simpson appears in court during his sentencing hearing ...

Simpson made a rambling, five-minute plea for leniency, simultaneously apologizing for the holdup as a foolish mistake and trying to justify his actions.

He choked back tears as he told her: "I didn't want to steal anything from anyone. ... I'm sorry, sorry."

O.J. was sentenced Friday to as many as 33 years in prison for a hotel armed robbery after a judge rejected his apology and said, "It was much more than stupidity." The 61-year-old football Hall of Famer stood shackled and stone-faced as Judge Jackie Glass rattled off the punishment.

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One Of The Lucky One's

Cedric Wise, right, hugs his wife Carol Wise, who was in India ...

This man, hugs his wife Carol , who was in India at one of the hotels during the Mumbai attacks, as they were reunited when she returned home to Houston . The two friends she traveled with were both killed as they made a trip to represent the Synchronicity Foundation. Carol was on the first floor of the hotel using a computer when the attackers entered on the second floor, where her friends were eating.

Prices Exposed

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Some SOB Probably Hocked It..........

I know you might say that loosing a watch might be a trivial thing, but not this one........it was the gold nugget watch that my spouse gave me in September for our anniversary.......now it's gone, and I feel really bad about it...........I lost it yesterday, when I was celebrating my birthday, and I drank one too many beers. I didn't feel it come loose, and I've looked everywhere I may have been, and called the local bar we went to........I know that if anyone found it, they kept it or went straight to a pawn shop and pawned it............they could get some good money for it..........I'll really miss my watch.........I knew that the clasp was coming open too easy and we were supposed to get it fixed but never got around to it..........now...........it's gone.

Plantar Fasciitis

An inflammatory condition that causes intense heel pain is called Plantar Fasciitis . The main cause is overstretching the plantar fascia ligament, the muscle that stretches from the heel to the ball of the foot and also supports the foot's arch. This condition can be present with or without an actual bony heel spur. Calcium deposits may eventually form on the heel bone, resulting in mild to serious heel pain when applying pressure on the foot. For more information on this condition and the treatment, check out FootSmart.com .

We Are Loosing Our Jobs....

The unemployment rate would have moved even higher if not for the exodus of 422,000 people from the work force. Economists thought many of those people probably abandoned their job searches out of sheer frustration. In November 2007, the jobless rate was at 4.7 percent.

The U.S. tipped into recession last December, a panel of experts declared earlier this week, confirming what many Americans already thought.

Steel companies in China have recorded their first month-on-month ...

Steel companies in China have recorded their first month-on-month loss in 6 years as the global financial crisis hit domestic exporters, manufacturers and construction firms. 71 large and medium-sized steel companies posted a combined loss of 5.84 billion yuan (853 million dollars) in October, the first monthly loss since 2002, the China Securities Journal reported, citing an industry association.


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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Obama Speaks.........

President-elect Barack Obama speaks at a news conference in ...


President-elect Barack Obama speaks at a news conference in Chicago, Wednesday. Democrats are growing impatient with President-elect Barack Obama's refusal to inject himself in the major economic crises confronting the country. Obama has sidestepped some policy questions by saying there is only one president at a time. But the dodge is wearing thin. "He's going to have to be more assertive than he's been," House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank, D-Mass., told consumer advocates Thursday.


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Paella Pans

It’s been the thing in other countries, to use paella pans to cook their famous dishes. These pans are made from carbon steel, is the ideal metal for cooking the perfect paella. This type of pan has been used in Spain for decades. The red handles are produced from steel and painted with heat resistance paint, which is a Spanish trademark. The large cooking surface allows the rice to cook evenly and to maximize flavor. The carbon steel pan also helps in developing the socarrat, caramelized rice that sticks to the bottom of the pan. They require seasoning and a well seasoned pan will develop a good nonstick coating to protect it from rusting. These pans can be used over grill or gas. But you should hand was only.



Monday, December 1, 2008

World AIDS Day

Bloggers Unite

Today, bloggers from around the world will unite for World AIDS Day 2008. Through out the world an estimated 33 million people are living with HIV/AIDS. It's estimated one million are living with HIV, in the United States alone. The National Institute on Drug Abuse and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Office of HIV/AIDS Policy’s AIDS.gov have together shared HIV/AIDS information with the blogging community.

Please join us in recognition of World AIDS Day 2008. Bloggers Unite because we value and recognize the power of a voice. Multiply that voice by the thousands and make a difference. HIV/AIDS affects too many people to ignore. Be a part of a growing community that lifts their voices. Together, we can reduce this pandemic through our words, voices and actions.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Commercial Real Estate

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Saturday, November 29, 2008

What A Mess..........



For three nights, a small group of young but highly-trained Islamic militants managed to transform India's economic capital into a war zone, killing indiscriminately and hunting foreign hostages while holding off crack commandos.
A view of the shattered windows at the lobby of Trident-Oberoi hotel, a day-after the operations to dislodge militants ended in Mumbai.



The Taj Mahal hotel is seen engulfed in smoke during a gun battle in Mumbai.

Indian commandos killed the last remaining gunmen holed up at the luxury Mumbai hotel Saturday, ending a 60-hour rampage through India's financial capital by suspected Islamic militants that rocked the nation.
Will the world ever be rid of this type of crap.........I for one........know that we are all very tired of the horrible mess........
No one is safe anymore.........this is what it's come to............



Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Life Insurance.........

How many times in the last few weeks, have you gotten emails, telling you they have the one and only life insurance, made to suit your needs? Have you really checked them out and research the many benefits, they offer?
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You can get information, and serious data about the different policies and companies. Term life is a policy that builds and gives you money for that graduation, wedding and many more of life’s little circumstances.

Check out the website, and if you need more information, it’s never too soon for life insurance.

Happy Thanksgiving.........

Turkey Pictures, Images and Photos

Need I say more..................


Hotel in Vegas

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Physical..

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.


'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender!

Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Moving Trucks

Choosing to move has become a dreaded adventure, when dealing with all the different aspects involved. There’s a company that delivers a trailer or Rolo cube to your home, and gives you three days to pack and load it. So why not use the moving trucks this company supplies direct to your door? They then come back and drive it to your new location and give you three more days, to unload. The loads are not weighed and there’s not hidden charges. They also give you the moving supplies you need to box up you precious items. Contact them, get a quote and while you are online you can make a reservation for your up coming move.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Turn Them Down...

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!


HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs..

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



Monday, November 17, 2008

Holiday's Are Upon Us

Here they come, ready or not.............Are you ready?
The world shoves
Christmas down our throats, before Halloween is even over. This year I noticed that they haven't even made an effort to mention Thanksgiving. I suppose it because the stores really aren't making very much money off selling food. They are looking to the big stuff........"TOYS"! Thank God, I'm not a young parent, who is struggling to make ends meet and facing Christmas. It's not going to be easy for many households, this year. So many are without work and unable to find it. I can remember having to work at two different restaurants weekly, in order just to try and make ends meet when my children were small. Being a single mom, was very hard even back then. Today's world has made things even harder and it's not getting any better.
We the
American people will see just how good Obama, does to aide our people, in comparison to what he says he's going to do. I saw him on the TV last evening and he's already looking tired. I guess the last two years have finally taken their toll on the young man.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Capella University

I’m looking to get a Certificate in a certain subject that will enable me to obtain the type of job I am opting for. The Capella University has been referred to me as a great place to get an online degree. The school mba can be obtained in a through these online degree programs. You can go to their website and get valuable information and view some of the podcasts on different subjects. Many are 15 minutes long and are interview with the students as well as faculty and staff. You can also subscribe to these podcasts through iTunes.

If your wanting to further your education in reading and literacy, then get a Phd or Master’s degree from Capella University while you work and step up to a higher level of academic excellence.
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

A Test.........

Quick Check for Alzheimer's
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University .
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

It Looks Like


The way this blog has taken a political turn, you'd think that's all that's on my mind these days. An well it has been. The changing of our country and the effects it will take on all our people has been bothering me. But I also, give credit where it is due and today I stop and remember all the men and women who have fallen during wars, that tore apart all our countries. Once again, I say "FREEDOM ISN'T FREE" and give honor to the one's who proudly served to keep our nation's freedom safe.

Veterans Day Dedication

President Bush and first lady Laura Bush arrive in New York, ...

President Bush and first lady Laura Bush arrive in New York, Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2008, to participate in the rededication ceremony of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum in New York.
A line of visitors waiting to board the USS Intrepid lines up ...

A line of visitors waiting to board the USS Intrepid lines up at the ship's birth on the Hudson River, Saturday, Nov. 8, 2008, in New York. The Intrepid reopened to the public Saturday after a two year renovation.

Monday, November 10, 2008

The Transition Begins...........



U.S. President George W. Bush and first lady Laura Bush greet ...

The transition is happening and soon will be a reality. Now the time has come for Obama, to reveal the true politician he is cut out to be. The changing of the guard began in Washington Monday as President Bush and his successor, Barack Obama, spent about two hours together at the White House and Michelle Obama toured the residence with first lady Laura Bush.
President Bush, First Lady Laura Bush, President-elect Obama and Michelle Obama pose at the White House in Washington , Monday, Nov. 10, 2008.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

New Chief of Staff.....

In this June 6, 2008, file photo Rep. Rahm Emanuel, D-Ill., ...

Rep. Rahm Emanuel has accepted the job of White House chief of staff, at the request of Obama. The hard-charging No. 3 Democrat in the House, will be there to help the President Elect in all affairs. He is leaving his job in House leadership to do everything he can to "help deliver the change America needs." Selection of the fiery Democrat marked a shift in tone for Obama, who chose more low-key leadership for his presidential campaign

Monday, November 3, 2008

Obama or McCain........



This is getting scary........people of America.........
What Are You Doing?

The presidential candidates are capping a history-making campaign with a dash from Florida through a half-dozen other crucial states as John McCain tries for an upset over Barack Obama.

They both scare me !

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Two Elderly Friends

Sometimes you need a little humor................

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and
figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't
shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However,
since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam
didn't know where Bill lived so he was unable to find out what had
happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill,
but one day, Sam approached the park and-- lo and behold! --there sat
Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then
he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'

Bill replied, I have been in jail. Jail? cried Sam. What in the world for?
Well, Bill said, you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the
coffee
shop where I sometimes go? Yeah, said Sam, I remember her.
What about her?

Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was
so proud that when I got into court, I pled guilty!

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'

Thursday, October 30, 2008

What Could This Money Have Helped?

US Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama arrives September ...

I said "what", when I should have said "who" and "how many"? This ridiculous display of over spending is just a good example of what's to come if Obama, makes it into the office.
Obama's ad, which cost his campaign more than $3 million and reached a nationwide audience, featured the Democratic nominee introducing stories about Americans struggling with economic hardships and outlining his middle-class "rescue plan'' as well as his policies for health care, energy and the war in Iraq. It outlined his proposals on a host of
domestic issues in broad strokes that left out details.
He began the closing days of the presidential campaign with a show of force, a half-hour prime time pitch to voters on three major broadcast networks, leaving
John McCain to respond with an interview on one cable news channel, a few local stations and some new 30-second ads. H. Ross Perot , pulled this same stunt, back in his 1992 campaign.........Did he win?
I suppose I didn't want to hear what he was saying and therefore got bored after the 1st 3 to 4 minutes of it and tried to switch channels. I had to go to an off channel to find something to watch, that wasn't the darn infomercial. What a piece of crap........

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Finally......she's gone.......

Corky Ballas and Cloris Leachman perform a dance on the seventh season of Dancing with the Stars.ABC/Kelsey McNeal - Tuesday, October, 28, 2008, 6:28 PM

What a silly mess Cloris gave everyone, no matter how many times they scolded her........yet the public would vote her back.........now, it's finally over and yes.......we will miss her silly antics, but not her tacky way of doing things. I guess an 80+ person has got to have lots of guts to get out there and do what she did....yet when you think about it........she was getting good exposure from the public eye...........her manager must have loved that....

The pair received the judges' lowest score -- 15 out of 30 -- for their cha-cha routine Monday. After viewer votes were combined with the judges' scores, the competition's oldest -- and most spontaneous -- performer was sent home.

"I'm not leaving," the 82-year-old Oscar-winning actress declared before she was dismissed.

"I'm afraid you are," host Tom Bergeron responded.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Some Senators......

PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN SAID:"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damages morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, quickly tried and hanged!!!"
I don't much care where you come from. What your religion is. Whether you're black, white, or some other color...male or female.....Democrat, Republican or Independent.......But I do care when you are a United States Senator representing Citizens of America...and Vote against English as the official language of the United States.
Senators:
Your vote
against
an amendment to the immigration Bill 1348....to make English America's official language is astounding.

Your vote reflects Betrayal. Political Surrender.. Violates Your Pledge of Allegiance. Dishonors historical principle. Rejects Patriotism. Borders on traitorous action and , in my opinion, makes you unfit to serve as a United States Senator...impeachment... Recall........Or other appropriate action is warranted, or worse.


If America is as angry as I am, you will realize a backlash so stunning it will literally "knock you out of your socks"......... And preferably totally out of the United States Senate.
The entire immigration bill is a farce... Your action only confirms this really isn't about America ... it is about self-serving politics......despicable at best.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Ellipticals......

Proform, has a great line of exercise bikes, ellipticals, weight benches and more. I've had an elliptical before and it was good, but I soon got tired to exercising by myself. This website has many ellipticals to choose from Proform Epic 1200, Space Saver DX, Stride Select, 650 T Space Saver and many more. As with all their merchandise, your purchase the shipping is always free. Catch these great sales, while they last.

Levels Of Insanity.......

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ” For Smuggling Diamonds”

7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”

8. Don’t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party
Because You’re Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!”

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
“Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go.”

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…….

Good Beer.......

I found this report in one of emails..........I thought it was quite different from most reports, you see about the consumption of beer, these days........
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall…

Beer has served many roles since it was first brewed nearly 7,000 years ago. It's been featured in religious ceremonies, praised in literature, and prized for its medicinal properties. What the ancients suspected about the health benefits of beer, modern-day science continues to prove.

1. Cuts cancer risk. A 2001 study from the University of Prague reported that hop flavonoids found in beer share a structure similar to estrogen and can therefore mimic it, which may lower the risk of hormone-related cancers such as breast and prostate cancer. They have also shown promise in relieving symptoms of menopause.
2. Promotes strong bones. According to researchers at Tufts University, beer contains high levels of silicon, which help speed the delivery of calcium and other minerals to bone tissue, especially in men and young women.
3. Increases mental capacity. A study from Harvard University published in the New England Journal of Medicine reported that moderate beer consumption contributed to increased mental capacity in older women. In addition, a 2003 article in the Journal of the American Medical Association claimed that individuals 65 and older who drank one to six drinks a week were less likely to suffer from dementia.
When consumed in moderation, this age-old brew can impart a host of health benefits.
4. Helps the heart. Researchers at Rockefeller University concluded that alcohol increases levels of high-density lipoproteins, the good cholesterol that transports excess cholesterol to the liver for disposal and bestows the circulatory system with anti-inflammatory and anti-clogging capabilities. In addition, a 2006 study conducted by Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center and the Harvard School of Public Health found that healthy men who drank moderately saw a 40 to 60 percent decrease in heart attack risk.
5. Maintains healthy cell function. Researchers in the Netherlands found that beer drinkers had higher levels of vitamin B6, which plays a crucial role in the metabolism of red blood cells and the synthesis of neurotransmitters vital for normal brain function.
6. Keeps stones away. Perhaps because of its high magnesium content, beer has been shown to reduce the incidence of gall stones and kidney stones; according to researchers in Finland, the consumption of one beer a day helped cut the risk of kidney stones by 40 percent.

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