Loading...

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Sleep

I find it harder each night to get a good sleep and be rested the next day.  It is the time that I like to cozy up under the blankets and snuggle down for a good sleep.  I am looking to find the best natural sleep aid  to help with my problem.  I would like to be able to get one good night's sleep this week.  It's been a horrible week for sleeping because of the young people next door.  They want to party all night long some nights.

Thighs.......


Moo Moooo

Oooops, another blunder........


Healthy?

 Some people use a  colon cleanse  to promote better health, while others use it to help loose weight.  I've often considered it to be rather harsh on your system, so I've not make the effort to utilize it.  I suppose that you can get one that will work well for you.  I believe that a doctor should be consulted before making this type of attack on your body.  Hopefully, you will find a good cleanse that won't make you feel so weak the next day.

Shopping

How many times have you shopped at a Wal-Mart store and found that you couldn't get served in a timely manner? Recently while shopping at a superstore, we tried to get served at the deli, and there was only one person, to about 5 or 6 customers, and we finally got tired of waiting. The deli worker, acted as if the customers weren't even standing there, and went on about her business of whatever she was doing behind the counter. Getting frustrated we walked away, and finished the other parts of our shopping.
The only time you can get out of the long lines, is if you are shopping around midnight or maybe 3 or 4am in the mornings. Those self serve registers' are a pain in the backside, because they keep stopping you, in the middle of a scan, to ask if you want to "skip the bagging". After you've done this once or twice, it will call for assistance from a clerk, and you have to stand there and wait while the clerk decides you are next on her list of people to assist. So, this last time, we went to a clerk operated line, and this person, didn't even say hello, she just started scanning our items. I spoke to her and brought her back to reality, and she actually returned the acknowledgement.
When we were going out the entrance/exit the elderly man, stopped us after we had already cleared the security poles and it hadn't gone off. Now you know if something hasn't been cleared, that loud embarrassing thing will go off with a horrible overhead beep.
In the parking lot, we nearly got run over by this fast driving fool.
Hey, there are many great deals and prices at Wal-Mart, but a lot of stressful situations also.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Time to Loose

 I believe this person, could use some help with this mid-section.  It's become an epidemic here in America, and they are saying that we need more  weight loss information  to educate us on the way to control our weight.  It's actually not the complete truth, because you have to really want to curb your eating.  People telling you that you need to loose weight won't do much unless you are actually ready to make the effort.  Your health will become drastically changed with the weight loss, unless you have chronic diseases.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Turkey Recipe

I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes 
the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that. When I found 
this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not 
sure how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give 
this a try. 

 
 

8 - 15 lb. turkey 
1 cup melted butter 
1 cup stuffing (
Pepperidge Farm is Good)  
1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT IS BEST) 
Salt/pepper to taste 

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, 
and 
pepper. 
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan making sure the 
neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back. 

After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds. 

When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across 
the room,.... it's done. 

And, you thought I didn't cook...

Thursday, November 18, 2010

InSinkErator

I've heard of many brands that boast their products being the best to use when equipping your home or office.  Plumbing supplies are necessary when you need to get a place set up to building codes.  This company has been around for a few years and most builders can depend on the  Insinkerator  products to get the job done.  You can depend on these products to be around long after the other brands need to be replaced.  For more information about this company's products, just click on the above link.

Toliet Seat

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet.  Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.  After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. 

She came in and undressed to take a shower.  Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.  As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. 

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.  They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.  Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.  Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. 


The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).  Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before." 

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them.  I just never saw one mounted and framed."

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Gold Coins

Buying gold has been recognized for centuries as one of the best ways to preserve one’s wealth and purchasing power. Gold bullion is a unique investment. From the time of ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans to more modern times, man has had an affinity for gold bullion.
In all ages, man has been fascinated with the beauty and magic of gold, and with its power to change men’s lives. Today, the beauty of a gold bar lies in its proven ability to diversify investments, protect wealth and preserve one’s purchasing power.  As an investment product, gold is available in coin or ingot form. Ingots are generally gold ingots of pure bullion cast in a convenient size and shape.  You can  buy gold coins  that have a currency value or they are actually defined as ingots.  
With the  United States Gold Bureau  you can purchase silver, gold or other precious metals and coins for immediate personal delivery or arrange for convenient and safe storage at an independent bank or depository.

Old

I'm so damned old and fat it's no wonder there aren't any men who want to have a relationship with me.  I keep trying  to find someone I want to be with, and they end up looking or acting like shit.  The one's I really want are a bit younger than me and take my breath away.  The idiots that want to have a relationship with me, are ugly and too demanding.  I fear they will get me only to get sick and have someone take care of them.  That's not going to happen, I'm not a caretaker or a nurse.  Not many chances to left to have a good life or romance with someone my age.......YUCK!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Diets

Here it is the best diet effective pill on the market.  That is the line that they dealers are giving you to get you to buy their products.  The best way of course is to use organic products which are considered more safe.  The effects of using hoodia  greatly enhances the loss of weight for dieters.  Combined with exercise and a good diet, this product can assist you in getting rid of excess weight and keep it off.  For information, click on the above link and look around.

What's a 710

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a 710.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is



Scroll down  







2.1931420082@web32008.mail.mud.yahoo.com3.1931420082@web32008.mail.mud.yahoo..com



4.1931420082@web32008..mail.mud.yahoo.com    Okay guys you can stop laughing!!              


Saturday, November 13, 2010

Natural

I look at the different male products on the market these days, and wonder just how many of them actually work.  The doctor can prescribe the correct medicines to help the male body if necessary.  I see the markets having a line of this or that product but they really need natural testosterone  to enhance the body functions.  For more information on these products, click on the above link and look around.

Too Drunk

Why do people go to a bar to have fun and then get so drunk they can't act right?  I watched this episode unfold the other night, with 3 people who have been in my life for several years.  It was bad to watch them slowly get so drunk that they couldn't control their remarks and actions.  Finally they ended up being miffed with each other and going separate ways, mad.  It's not fun to go and mess up a great evening with friends.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Women

 When you look at all the different things a woman needs to make her beautiful, it's down right overwhelming.  Not only do we have to use many of these things, but then they find that there's the best diet pills for women  as well. Now I realize that our bodies are different from men's, but really now how can we need something different just to loose weight?  I suppose we will have to try it in order to find the mystery.

Parking

There is very limited parking around the apartment I live in.  Many of us opt to park on the city street in front to gain easier access to the front of our buildings.  We have this problem several evenings a week.  There is a local pub/party catering club 2 doors down that hosts large parties.  These can last into the wee hours of the morning depending on the people and the advance of the wine.  Yes, I said wine and there is the problem.  This place offers fine wine with the meals they cater and the parties are often very large.  Alas, no parking spaces for us the tenants of the apartment.  The street is engorged with the cars of the people attending the party.

Printers

 I've been looking around different website's in search of the newer brands of electronic devices and machines.  I have owned many different brands, in recent years.  I found that once I get into a good reliable brand I tend to stick with it.  This one website has a large supply of name brands when it comes to looking for printers.  They are mostly standard versions, with quality business and home printer like the epson printers  that have been on the market for years.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Oh Yeah......

big_16503521234567.jpg HAPPY THAKSGIVING image by AMBER63822

Different People

There are many different people in my life, and I often wonder why I even allow some of them to influence me, with their crap?  It's amazing the type of people you can run into, when shopping.  What's even worse is the type of people you meet in bars.  There are some that are down right crusty.  Others are the local bar flies, the loose women and the men who are looking for them.  There's the falling down drunk and the social drinker.  As a bartender, I deal with these many flavors of people.  Given the chance I can be just as crazy as some of them, depending on the amount of beer that's been placed on the table.  I do try to control my amount, because I am left to drive my drunk car home.  Sometimes, I have to put it on "autopilot" and tell it "home James".....Somehow, that fellow makes it.......safely!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Web Hosting

A good  dedicated hosting  company can help organizations in various sectors, from online businesses such as e-commerce, web developers, and SaaS applications, to government agencies, non-profit organizations, financial institutions, and more.  You can make sure your online services are running smoothly 24/7 with this company's applications and skills.

Ostrich

 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order.  "That will be $9.40 please."  The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke.."
 The ostrich says, "I'll have the same.."
 Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man.
 "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.  "Excuse me, sir.  How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says  the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp.  When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.   My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money  would always be there."

 "That's  brilliant!" says the waitress..  "Most  people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right.  Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man..
 
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."