Turkey Recipe

I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes 
the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that. When I found 
this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not 
sure how to tell when turkey is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give 
this a try. 

 
 

8 - 15 lb. turkey 
1 cup melted butter 
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good)  
1 cup un-popped popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT IS BEST) 
Salt/pepper to taste 

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, 
and pepper. 
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan making sure the 
neck end is toward the front of the oven, not the back. 

After about 4 hours listen for the popping sounds. 

When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across 
the room,.... it's done. 

And, you thought I didn't cook...