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Saturday, June 23, 2012

LOL

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS:      No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS:      No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS:      No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS:      No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS:      Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS:      Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.           
 
The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light. She wanted $800.00. The Secret Service Agent offered $30.00. How ironic is it that the only person in Washington willing to cut spending gets fired?

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

More?

Man, it's all I can do to be nice to some of my children.  They find ways to push my button and go the limits on my patience.  The youngest is a pain in my backside, with her constant begging for money.  I'm so tired of her saying she's grown up, when I tell her things that she could change to make her life somewhat better and then come at me with I need money for this or that.  Damn it......get a job, show me your grown up and take care of your business, the way a grown up is supposed to.  The damned little money I get each month is barely enough to get by on as it is and you want some of it?  Oh hell NO!

Saturday, June 16, 2012

What?

I don't believe what I've heard the President come up with in the last few days?  What's your take on the last statements he's made about illegal's?  Political is what I think.....he's bidding for re-election and trying to find what ever he can to get a larger vote.  We have enough problems with the border and now he's launched this crap!  Oh man, what's next?

Monday, June 11, 2012

Of Late

What's the deal with all these movie idol's?  Most all of the one's over 35 are having babies.  It's become a trend in Hollywood, to make a baby.  I'm sure if they look online the baby shower favors   will be waiting for them to buy.  I suppose they would actually shop first because they think everything has to be just perfect for the newborn.

Yard

The rains of this season have brought many things we don't like.  Bugs and growing grass are some of the things we contend with.  Hey, I finally got the damned yard mowed, ok?  It's been growing since we have actually had rain this year.  I have to admit it was getting a bit high, but with a riding lawnmower, you do get lazy.
As for the damned bugs, it's also a problem of the season.  Mosquitos, are horrible this year as well as the grasshoppers.  I have bites all over my body from the mosquitos, and now the grasshoppers are eating up my vegetable garden, WTF.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Carpets

A friend of mine lives in a log cabin up in the hills of this state.  I wonder if he has carpet or if his floors are wood as well?  It's possible to find good carpet cleaners, in the surrounding towns.  I'm sure that a  raleigh carpet cleaning  company can assist him should things get out of hand with the winter snows.  This post will give you an idea of the different things these people offer with their services.

Drinking

Isn't it stupid how people can go from one extreme to another?  For example, two people are sitting in a bar, completely silent, drinking their brew.  As the brews begin to go down better and faster, they begin to get more gregarious and loud.  The final blow comes when suddenly they disagree with each other on some stupid subject.  It may be one insults the other with a derogatory remark.  All in all their night gets ruined and so does other people's who are sitting close by.  I guess what it comes down to, is if you can't handle your liquor, then don't drink.  If you do drink then don't drink as much and it's possible to keep better control of the situation should it arise.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Quaker Soft Baked Bars

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Quaker Oats for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.

It seems that food company's have this endless knowledge from their associates which gives us new flavors in certain snacks.  Their wide array of food leads us to the fact that these company's can establish themselves and make good food products as well as financial benefits.  I look a the breakfast snack  that Quaker is now making know to us and realize this should become a good product.  It isn't any different from the  wholesome food  that Quaker has given us down through the years.  In fac the  Quaker Soft Baked Bar  is just another of their great products we have come to expect from this company. 

I feel a need to try the Banana Nut, but I know that the Cinnamon Pecan Bread will be just as tasty. QSBB Yum Image high res.jpg

It isn't often that I indulge in such snack bars, because I try to stay away from the easy way.  To me this is the easy way to get good food for breakfast.  This is a product that young mother's can use when handling a busy schedule.  I know my daughter's would love to be able to give this type of snack to their children, with the knowledge that this is good for them.  Starting your day with a good wholesome snack from Quaker is consider tradition, which I don't think will ever change.  Isn't it time you made the effort to include these snacks in your diet and feels much healthier?

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Saturday, June 2, 2012

Ex Wife In Laws

Can you believe the crap these bitches can put out?  It never ceases to amaze me the way they try to push their crap on you so you must defend yourself.  It's always something to undercut you as a person and try to make you look sorry, lowdown and no account for anything.  I often wonder why these bitches are so vindictive about something you've let them have?  Try as you may, there is only one way to get away from their onslaught of venom and that's for them to die.  Getter done!