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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Back Trouble

 My sister has back problems and I've often talked to her about getting surgery of some kind of extra special help.  She has gone to her certain private doctor, and has been getting these treatments and medicines.  I believe that she should get the information listed at  laser spine institute  website, to see if there could be a better way to solve her problems.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Man, Now What?

I bitch and raise hell about things I don't like and still nothing comes of it.  It just makes people not want to be around me and they sure don't like to listen to me.  Yet, I find that bitching and raising hell about things I don't like, can be a release of certain stress.  There will always be people who piss me off, and something for me to gripe about.  Damn it!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

More Important Things to Worry About

Guest post by Gerard Mcdaniel
When I quit my corporate job and decided to strike out on my own, I had a laundry list of stuff I had to do. I needed a space to run my operations, obviously. I needed to have at least a couple of employees that I could trust, and I needed phone and internet service. Anyone who doesn’t think of these things right off the bat is crazy. I wanted to have a single provider to cut down on extra bills and expenses, and at the recommendation of a good friend who has his own company I checked out smallbusiness.xo. I am absolutely glad I did. Our internet is fast and I know it’s capable of loading whatever data I need when I need it. More importantly than that, though, is the fact that I don’t think about my phone or internet—I just know they’re going to work. My internet at home goes down regularly, but it’s not an issue I have with my T1 connection. The entire point of having a service provider is finding one who offers what you need, and then forgetting about it. I’ve got more important stuff to focus on!

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'



The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Cash?

I always dreaded that horrible cash drawer  when working at a grocery store some years back.  Making your drawer come out even was horrendous and I hated having to count out at the end of the day or shift.  You never know when you might have made a mistake and given out the wrong change.  I never liked handling other people's money, because of that problem.  All it takes is one shortage, and you are looked at by fellow employees as a dud or misfit.

Life?

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

Side Effects?

I'm not sure there would be a way that my body could take the extreme side effects that  phenteripped  can cause.  I know there is a need to loose weight, but getting that buff body is gone with the years.  I can see young people using this weight loss drug to get that buff body, but I'm also afraid there are plenty of side effects that need to be considered, first.  For more information, look at the website, under the above link.

Just Imagine........

Back in the 80's there were these loose ladies at a certain bar, I would frequent.  They seem to have all the guys hanging around them and would eventually go off with one.  They were wild and full of the hooch as well as local weed or available dope.  It was their way of life and damned you if you gave them a look of disdain.  They would try to physically tear you apart, along with plenty of verbal assaults.  Yesterday, I ran into one of these ladies after all these years.  You can imagine the surprise that flashed through my mind as I gazed upon a person, not in good condition.  She is only 55 years old and I am 67, which gives me a few years on this woman.  I have to admit, that I couldn't believe how bad she looked compared to my 67 year old face and body.  Even worse was the fact that she didn't realize who I was and I knew who she was as soon as I saw her, made the situation more morose.  I have to admit, back in those days she was a lovely woman, with a sexy body.  I found myself jealous of her at times.  Today, I have only pity for this woman, but she still has a man.  Something I don't have and I guess that's good for both of us...........who knows?