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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Jobs

Are you looking to get into a financial position, where you can be involved with money?  A bank or loan company might be one of the perfect places to look.  Today's world has become so different from a few years back.  You now have to file with different website's in order to get you interest out there.  Finding  banking jobs  is the same, because there are companies who list their position openings with those website's.  For more information click on the above link and look around.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Oh Yeah........

Granddad was reminiscing about the good old days...............
"When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to the corner store
with $1.00, & I'd come back with 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread,
3 pints of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, & 6 eggs. 

You can't do that now.

Too many fuckin' security cameras."

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The Heat

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Friday, January 21, 2011

My Friends Birthday

There was a party for my friends, and they had it at a local club, where they often frequent.  There was plenty of food, beer and fun.  It was hard to get good pic's cause everyone was moving around and having a great time.  I believe this is Kemberly, opening a present and I'm not sure who the guy in the white hat is, but I believe it's Tim's brother.
Kem, was putting on the funny glasses that Timmy brought for the party........at least I think he brought them...hell, they may have been a gift........
Here is Tim........doing his usual frolics.........as you can tell..........he moved!
here is Timmy, reading some birthday cards and his reactions were comical as usual......we all had a good time.........the food was a mexican theme, and it was  "HOT" with peppers.......everyone was drinking fast to kill the fire......a plus for the club owner!

The Party

A friend came to town, for a couple of other friend's birthday party..........we sure have missed him, cause he's one of the people we could always depend on to be the life of the party.......
He wasn't the only one who is a life of the party either........as you can see there's a arm being held up......he's another one who is downright out there.......the blonde is the domestic partner or the arm.....lol

Onions


Well, there was green onions, butter and tea........lol  Oh, yea and the salt & pepper!

Reading

You find that reading is almost becoming a lost art.  People have such busy lives and can't really find the time to read.  There are some dedicated readers left in this modern world, and they go to the book stores to find the latest versions or new releases of books  to obtain.  Some people go to the local library and rent one, but mostly avid readers, want their own copies to keep.  Look online at the above link for more information.

WTF

I'm so tired of getting these offers for burial at different facilities. It's like they know I'm older than most people and they think I'm going to kick the bucket any day. So, they are trying to get in on the band wagon and get the money for my death.
There's this place called Neptune Society that's trying to get me to enter a contest for a PRE-PAID CREMATION. Then there's this other place, close to my home that's offering me pre-paid funeral arrangements, along with a lot to bury me in, a headstone and perpetual care. The motto: Simple, Economical and Dignified........yeah, right. Ok.......now what's the deal.........HELL..........I HAVE TO DIE! I'm not ready and they can kiss my grits..........that's how I feel about their deals! Where does the Dignified come in?

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Groomed Man

Ladies, I'm asking you to decide?  Isn't it nice to see a man who takes care of his appearance and dresses in good taste?  I see certain men's clothing that leave you with a slouchy appearance.  This is great for sports or just lounging around the house, but when you go out in public, it's proper to be on your best foot.  Always present yourself as if you were applying for a job.  It will draw people to you that you never considered being around.  Consider a great wardrobe for the coming summer vacation and get designer fashion as well.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Upstairs

Falling downstairs is something most people can understand.  When you tell them you fell upstairs a big question mark forms across their face, and then a smirky laugh.  They want to know what you were doing, or if you were drunk?  These are the most common reactions to you telling them you fell upstairs.  Well........I was carrying a bag of wood upstairs to my 3rd floor apartment, I had had a few beers........and as I went to pick up the bag of wood at the second floor, I took a step up as well..........stepping on the bottom part of the plastic bag as I tried to lift it.........well, it threw me forward.........head first........!  Needless to say........I dropped the bag, and threw out my arm to brace for the coming hit.  Yes, I hit the railing with my left side, and I can admit it's quite sore from the hit.  I cussed myself, and picked up my bag of wood which seems much heavier than it did before the fall.  The lady in the apartment near the steps, came to the door.........just what I needed!

Sports Minded........

You see it everyday on TV about football and other sports figures getting injured in some manner.  They are sent to the doctor that handles the sports injuries.  Other people who are in dire need of the same help can now find added assistance with the new aircast  which can allow the skin to breathe.  It offers great support and I'm not sure about the effects of it's use, because I need to read about it more.  I'm sure your health care provider can give you more information, but you can also click on the above link and find out for yourself.s

Fire

I'm sure you've heard the old saying "where there's smoke there's fire".  Well, in most cases this is true and I'm not sure if you want to accept it.  When someone has done wrong and is trying to get the public to believe that they are innocent, you'd better delve deeper into the subject and information.  I know for a fact that in most cases, the above statement is very true.  Sometimes, you just have to wait awhile, for all the information to come out, but sooner or later the truth will surface.

My Paycheck........

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Vitamins

I noticed that very often a doctor will prescribe vitamins for a woman to build her body while carrying a baby.  It's necessary for some women to take prenatal one multivitamin  daily to support the needs while the baby grows.  A growing baby is very taxing on a woman's body and she needs to stay healthy during her pregnancy.  For more information about vitamins, click on the above link and see what's offered.

Why?

An old acquaintance came to town this week to visit with his friends and buddies.  He's been gone for several years where he lives in another state.  We have missed him and his funny ways of having a party.  "Party Animal" is the true word for him and it's fun to be around him, when he cuts loose.  Not only that but he spends a large amount of cash making sure everyone else does too.  I wonder why he had to go off down the and get married to some other woman?  There were plenty of women up here just champing at the bit to be the one.  I was one of those women and it's been a bit awkward being around him, especially since his wife didn't make the trip with him.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Diets

The great thing about using the internet is finding website's that give reviews of different products.  It's good to read up on a product before investing and spending money you need to utilize in the right directions.  I've found that starting  a diet has many draw backs as well.  You look at all the ways you can diet and it takes looking at the diet pill reviews to give you a good prospective on which to get.  Some of the side effects listed are too extreme for me to accept.  For more information, click on the above link.

If My Body Were a Car

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ..
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Speakers

Have you ever been to a theater where the sound almost blasted you out of your seats?  I can understand wanting to get the full effects of the action, but sometimes I consider it a bit too much.  My son has installed home audio speakers that can do exactly the same and make you feel as if you are right in the middle of the action on TV.  When it's turned on, you can hear it out of doors, throughout the neighborhood.  I believe that he knows this, but thinks the neighbors should know he has the expensive equipment.

Confucious Say.......

Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
Wife who put  husband in doghouse soon find him in  cathouse.

Online Buying

It's come to my attention, that you can buy most anything online, as long as you have a credit or debit card to back up the sale.  Buying  vitamins online  is no different as well as getting much needed medicines.  Many people have found that buying online, gives them more product for the money and they can get them without the hassle of going out of their homes.  Internet sales has really taken off and is the place to be, if your wanting to sale on a big scale.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Airport Screening Statistics


Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Discovered
0
Transvestites 
133
Hernia
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
 
 
 

Blackberry

I'm from the old school and the word "Blackberry" certainly didn't mean a few years ago, what it means today.  I could have never derived the idea that it was a phone, with all these apps to utilize.  Today, technology has expanded into a distant land that far reaches my small human mind.  The blackberry bold  is now a new and more advanced version of the cell phone. Back in the 1950's, this was something not heard of, and a blackberry was a fruit you picked from a vine, with stickers on it.

Facts

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. .. . .they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.
Scroll down to the bottom please .......
Still looking at your thumb, aren't you ?

Things To Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .


Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't

bother you for weeks.


Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you

shove them down the stairs.


Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.


Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to

make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought For 2011 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in

America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?


" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers

What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow!