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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

MOM

There's these days we as American's have each year to honor certain people in our world and lives.  Next month will be the time to honor your mother, whether she be alive or deceased.  Father's day comes in June so that's about right for the way we designate things.  :)  Finding the right gifts for mom on mothers day  can be a problem when you have other siblings doing the same.  Making it unique is even harder to do, and the above link may give you some much needed help in that category.

BEER !



Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners
of beer within a one (1) hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects,
yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!


Send this to the men you know
to warn them about drinking too much beer!

Cheers,

Gutters

Some say that it's not good to have gutters on your home.  Others swear by them and make sure to have them all around the roof of their homes.  As you know they route the rain water from falling down beside the foundation and out to another area to run off.  At times certain storms will damage them, by lashing limbs against them from high winds.  Looking for replacement  gutter stuff   means going to the local hardware store.  I believe there is also a online place to shop for these materials at the above link.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Scary Stuff

Synthetic marijuana makers have tried to stay ahead of law enforcement by constantly altering their products chemically, replacing banned substances with new ones that have similar properties. Makers produce chemicals synthetically and then spray them onto dry herbs and plants, hoping to mimic the appearance of marijuana. The chemicals are three to five times more potent than the THC found in marijuana, “leading to symptoms including loss of consciousness, paranoia, and occasionally, psychotic episodes.” The drugs, often sold in gas station and convenience stories under names like “K-2” and “Spice,” are known to cause bouts of paranoia and agitation, as well as psychosis. Some teens have coined the term “couch lock” to describe one effect – an inability to move despite being conscious.

Hosting

The internet is saturated these days with all different types of web hosting services.  When shopping for your service it is very hard to decide which one to go with.  All the features they offer tend to overpower your decision.  I feel that the standards for ISP's are getting better so, you might check out Joomla Hosting  to see what it offers and if it's services fits yours needs.

Ooops

Why do people go to a bar to have fun and then get so drunk they can't act right?  I watched this episode unfold the other night, with 3 people who have been in my life for several years.  It was bad to watch them slowly get so drunk that they couldn't control their remarks and actions.  Finally they ended up being miffed with each other and going separate ways, mad.  It's not fun to go and mess up a great evening with friends.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

BSA

The  BSA Compliance  requires financial institutions to assist U.S. government agencies to detect and prevent money laundering. The act requires financial institutions to keep records of cash transactions and to report suspicious activity that might signify illegal activity. This session will cover the basics of the Bank Secrecy Act, the government agencies, and the regulatory requirements.