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Monday, January 27, 2014

Marlboro Man Dies of COPD

Eric Lawson as the landmark "Marlboro Man" billboard above Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles in 1997 will come down if new anti-smoking regulations are adopted. (John Chapple/Getty Images) It seems that the rugged cowboy from the late 70's fell to the one thing that gave him fame.   Eric Lawson was hired to appear in print Marlboro ads from 1978 to 1981.  His other credits include "Charlie's Angels," ''Dynasty," "Baywatch," "Baretta" and "The Streets of San Francisco."  He also appeared in an anti-smoking commercial that parodied the Marlboro man and an "Entertainment Tonight" segment to discuss the negative effects of smoking.
 He died Jan. 10th at this home in San Luis Obispo, CA.  A very ironic end to a nice looking man.  Condolences to his family, friends, and coworkers.
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Sunday, January 26, 2014

Excuse Me!

I have a question?  Why in the hell do men who are over 50 not want to be with women over 50?  Who the hell do they think they are?  God's gift to women?  Maybe in a sense, but we would like to have a relationship with someone our own age that can still hang.  Many of you damned men can't hang, anymore and you want to blame it on us.  Have you looked in the mirror lately?  What are we supposed to get excited about?
Just about the time we think that there might be a chance with you, up walks a young thing and your private parts head in her direction.  This pisses me off, when you do us like that.  We are worthwhile women, and deserve to be treated right, why can't you do it?

Friday, January 24, 2014

Toliet???

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet.  Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.  After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. 

She came in and undressed to take a shower.  Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.  As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. 

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.  They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.  Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.  Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. 


The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).  Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before." 

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them.  I just never saw one mounted and framed."

Oh My.....


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Smart Ass

How fast can you guess these words?

1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X  

4. P_N_S 
5. BOO_S 
6. _ _NDOM   




 


  




Answers

1. FORK 
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM 


You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

Do What?

So, were laying there in bed, it's around 11pm at night.  We are almost asleep, well I'm almost asleep.  He's already asleep.  His cell phone rings, and then when he doesn't answer, it rings again.  Still he doesn't answer, because he doesn't want to talk to anyone, when trying to sleep.  Not to mention he had to get up at 4am the next morning for work.  Still it rings again, and by now we've figured it's his sister, doing what she always does, when drinking.  So, just in case there's a problem, he goes on and answers it.
Oh well, that was not what should have happened.  She starts off ranting about their mom driving her crazy and then, the subject suddenly switches to me.  Are you still with that "old woman", "that old woman"?  Oh no she didn't!  I went ballistic and yelled into to phone, "thanks a lot"!  He's laying there wondering what to say, and she's like, OMG have you got me on speaker phone?  No, he answers, she's laying right here beside me in the bed.  I can hear just fine thank you, were the next words that came out of my mouth, and out of the bed I pounced.  Heading to the bathroom to get away from it all, so I wouldn't say anything else that might cause a family problem.
First of all this damn woman doesn't know me, she's never met me and it's none of her damn business if he and I are having a relationship, if we are happy.  Who does she think she is to talk about me like that?  I admit that I am older than him, but that's not an issue with us.  We are together because we want to be and we are trying to keep our relationship going in a good direction.  Who is she to decide that he's letting himself down by being with an older woman? 
He thought I was mad at him, but actually I would have tried to rip her head off had she been standing in front of me. 
Misery loves company and she's so miserable that she wants others to be miserable too.  I feel sorry for her, but I never want to meet her, NOW!

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Wrong Number!

I was woke up this morning by a man who had a accent like from Germany, Russia or somewhere overseas.  He didn't speak or understand English too well, but had enough ability to let me know what he was doing.  It seems he couldn't tell me who had ordered a car that he was supposed to be bringing from MA to Dallas, TX.  The car was supposed to be picked up, but when I kept asking him what my name was, he rattled off something I couldn't even recognize.  Finally, after the 3rd call from him, I told him to call his company and find out what was wrong.  That I certainly hadn't ordered a Cadillac and was not the person they were looking for.  In other words he had the wrong person and the wrong phone number, period!

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Thursday, January 16, 2014



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Higher?

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.  'No my son, I am St.  Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
 
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'  'Why no,' he answers, ‘I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'
 
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets  an angelic looking man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'    'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'
 
Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man, oh man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.  Once again, he reaches an even larger  room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white  beard and once again repeats his question:  'Are you Mohammed?' he  gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.   'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?'
 
Obama says, ‘yes please!'  As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:  'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'
 
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Friday, January 10, 2014

Why?

He's having a bad day and you are to blame?  Hell, no, but that what happens when he gets home.  You catch the brunt of his frustrations and it's not funny.  You are the one who always gets things taken out on.  You catch the hell, that something or someone else caused.  Your the spouse and you are the bounce off object.  Sometimes, it gets to be more that you can handle and you just want nothing to do with the other person, for awhile.  Makes you want to check out the classifieds.

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What kind of smell is that?  Sure looks scary!

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Online Promos

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Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Talk, talk, talk......

What is it that makes our young people talk their heads off?  They seem to think that they are the only one's with the information and you should listen to only them.  They talk so fast, leaving you little room to get a word in edge wise.  I get tired just listening to them, rant and rave, without saying much of anything important but words.  Whew!  The classifieds come in handy with this one.

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Skincare Routine

This is some good information about skincare.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Show Off.......

I can see how that would happen..........ha, ha

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Woo Hoo

What kind of step was that?

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Oh No

Push damn it.........push......

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See Me?

Hey, this is how you do it........look at me............

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Ooops


A little help here.........
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Men Don't Take Care

Call it macho or whatever, but I can't understand how men can push away their health until it's too late?  Especially the male part of their physical beings.  They go and go, while working, eating and playing on a daily basis, but they fall short when it comes to taking care of their male anatomy.
It seems that after they have been in a relationship for while, the sexual desire diminishes and the woman is left out in a dry area of desolation.  Feeling left alone and uncared for, we go our separate ways to find some satisfaction.  Scary at times and yet necessary because of our needs.  Why can't the men see that they have exactly what they need there waiting at home, instead of going to other sources?  I guess when the new wears off they get tired of the same thing and want something different to charge the excitement.  Damn it, give the one you said you loved a darn chance and see if she might be interested in a different way of doing things.  It could give you a whole new way of enjoying each other.
Oh by the way.  Most doctors will tell you that abstinence, can cause prostrate problems if you don't use it.  Just a little hint there guys!