Thursday, January 22, 2015

Angels and Football?

Here is one of the Super Bowl ads that will be played somewhere around the 4th quarter of the game!  I suppose they will need a little boost to get through the last quarter......right?

Wednesday, January 21, 2015


No need for revenge......
Just sit back and wait.........
Those who hurt you will
eventually screw up themselves 
and if your lucky......
God will let you watch.........

Put It There

samich Pictures, Images and Photos
Oh my God, what will he do next.........? There's no way his mouth can fit over that........! Time for a knife and fork........!  Looks like he's already had a few of those things.....judging from the size of his face and body.........can you imagine?

Ha Ha

 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order.  "That will be $9.40 please."  The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke.."
 The ostrich says, "I'll have the same.."
 Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man.
 "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.  "Excuse me, sir.  How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says  the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp.  When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.   My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money  would always be there."

 "That's  brilliant!" says the waitress..  "Most  people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right.  Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man..
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."

Fireplace Grates

I noticed that my fireplace grates are getting a bit worn, from the heat of the fires we've been building.  Some areas of our country are much colder than ours and I'm sure the fireplaces get more use.  It's always good to keep your home furnishings in top shape for the coming seasons.
Cold weather leaves little time to stock up and revamp certain units that will be needed for comfort and support.  The good thing about online websites with stores, is you can shop from your home and have everything shipped in no time at all.
You might think about shopping for your fireplace accessories and needs at the  Fireplace Grates at Northline Express  link in this post.  I visited the website and found many different items which can be purchased to enhance or replace your standard fireplace.  The grates are listed in different sizes and naturally have prices equal to the quality and sizes.  Give this online store a look and I'm sure you will be amazed at the designs they offer.

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Planting by the Moon

Monday, January 19, 2015


I wonder what it would be like to visit a  Pen Factory  and observe what goes on behind the scenes.  The intricate parts and molds needed to make one pen, is far beyond our imaginations.  There's so many different styles to make and with it comes all the different schematics for each design.  Wow, what a big mess you would see on just one table of construction.  I've seen all different types of pens and believe me, it's not something to contend with if you don't know what is involved in making such designs.
There's the advertising style pens which will give you a business logo and phone number.  There's all types of designs to choose from along with the colors you wish.  I'm sure there's plenty of sales personnel to assist you with your orders and look at the shipping you get with your orders!  I'd say, this online website is just what the doctor ordered when looking to find a great deal.


Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners
of beer within a one (1) hour period. 

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects,
yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating. 
No further testing was considered necessary!

Send this to the men you know
to warn them about drinking too much beer! 


Smell Good!

I'm sure you've gone to a department store where cosmetics are sold.  Shopping for items such as  perfume atomizers  can be confusing to say the least.  This brand or that brand, there are so many to choose from.  I actually don't go to those stores anymore.  It's just too much of a hassle, when I can shop online right here, by clicking on the above link.  Do so, and you will find many things to purchase for your fancy!


SCHOOLS OUT!  Just about the only good thing that I ever got from this holiday!  Then when I was on the job it turn out to be a paid holiday!  Wow,  I just couldn't understand how he got more acclaim than so many other politician's and hero's who deserved it?  George Washington, doesn't even get that acclaim, and we don't get a paid holiday for his birthday.  Go figure!


Looking for insurance in today's world, can be overwhelming.  There are so many things to know about the coverage you need and what type of premiums you will need to pay.  There's an  agent for health coverage  that will help you with several quotes to meet your requirements for healthcare coverage.  Click on the above link in this post and do some searching for your healthcare benefits package.

Karma's a Bitch

The Texas nation, were elated to see the demise of the Green Bay Packers yesterday.  It's as if they knew it would happen and then it did.  Looks like they won't make it to the Super Bowl after, poor Packers!
Yes, it's the final and the Super Bowl is ahead, with the Seahawks and Patriots going head to head to win the title.  I never thought they would be the one's in the Bowl, but here they are and soon we'll see who goes home with the rings and trophy!
Are you ready for some football?

Saturday, January 17, 2015


Everyone knows that a band without a sax is just empty.  The mellow tones that come from this instrument is rich and full of harmony.  Finding a good quality  yamaha baritone saxophone  for a great price is sometimes hard to do.  Shop at the link in this post to see all the different items this website has to offer.  You can get shipping for these items and if your' lucky, there will be plenty of sales to enjoy.

He'll Win?

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you
could have been as sharp as this policeman. He
was being cross-examined by a defense attorney
during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to
undermine the police officer's credibility...

'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the

'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person
matching the description of the offender,
running several blocks away.'

'Officer -- who provided this description?'

'The officer who responded to the

'A fellow officer provided the description of
this so-called offender. Do you trust your
fellow officers?'
'Yes, sir. With my life.'

'With your life? Let me ask you this then
officer. Do you have a room where you change
your clothes in preparation for your daily
'Yes sir, we do!'

'And do you have a locker in the room?'

'Yes sir, I do.'

'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

'Yes sir.'

'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your
fellow officers with your life, you find it
necessary to lock your locker in a room you
share with these same officers?'

'You see, sir -- we share the building with the
court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been
known to walk through that room.'

courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a
prompt recess was called. The officer on the
stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best
Comeback' line -- and we think he'll

Gift Items

Novelty items needed for certain holidays, comes ready from the  website.  You can go online and shop for such things to make your celebrations rich and full of the life that is taking place.  Here you can get what you purchase, shipped to your address in reasonable time.  Sometimes, these website's have free shipping over a certain limited purchase.  There are sales which can be of benefit to you as well.

Athiest Do It Again

This photo was taken from an article by GOPUSA. I hope to borrow it to express my idea's about what happened in the town of King, NC as a result to athiests attack against our beliefs.  The town has liability insurance which would have been affected if the lawyers who represent the town were to fight the court case.  Once again these idiots win a case using their civil rights as a reason!  What about the soldier's rights to have that respect?  Give me a break!

Friday, January 16, 2015

Mother's Rings

Year's back I received a mother's ring designed by me, from my oldest son.  It included 5 stones, which symbolized each child's birth stone.  The center stone of my  mothers ring  was the purple amethyst for my youngest child and was surrounded by the other stones, which left the youngest child the notion of being protected by the others.  For a special gift to give Mom, see what this website can offer in special designs.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015


That seems to be the trend lately for the Dallas Cowboy's!  Same old shit different, day!  Consistent in loosing is part of the jokes when talking about "the boy's!"  It's a sad thing that they have been down trodden for so many years and become a joke in the circles of football.
The fans have held on even in the face of defeat and it was time for our fans to get the good feeling again.  They did for most of the season, but still fell to defeat along with the Cowboy's and that's not funny!  The even worse part of this is the feeling the actual players are feeling today.  But I suppose all those nice millions that they are making, can ease the pain, somewhat!