I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.

Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were not the correct answers. 

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Insurance

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Higher?

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.  'No my son, I am St.  Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

 

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'  'Why no,' he answers, ‘I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

 

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets  an angelic looking man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'    'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'

 

Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man, oh man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.  Once again, he reaches an even larger  room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white  beard and once again repeats his question:  'Are you Mohammed?' he  gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.   'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?'

 

Obama says, ‘yes please!'  As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:  'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'

 

Keep your trust in God; your president will be replaced.

Ralphy

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
 After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." 

Little RALPHY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
 Little RALPHY answered, "No, he minded his own f....... business."


 I LOVE Little RALPHY!!!!!

Offend You?

If you see something that offends you on this blog, then go to a different blog and read what they have to say.  I hope that this blog is a portion of what most American's believe, even if it is considered to be a bit "redneck".  What can you expect from a true "Texan"?

Definitely

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2012 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow!

Old?

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs  

and make love,' and you answer,  

'Pick one; I can't do both!'



Getting lucky' means you find your car  

in the parking lot.

KARMA

No need for revenge......
Just sit back and wait.........
Those who hurt you will
eventually screw up themselves 
and if your lucky......
God will let you watch.........

My Hope for you in 2012

May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.


May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.


May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips


May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy


May the problems you had, forget your home address!


In simple words ..............



May 2012 be the best year of your life!!

"Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error."

So True......

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." --Thomas Jefferson

 

Some Quotes

How's things going ?   "Oh, one down and ten to go! "


You win some, loose some and some you just get rained out!  Most of the time I just get rained out!

How are you doing?  "Oh, nothing a million dollars wouldn't help!"     I know that's right!

They say "home is where the heart is."  "Hell, you've gotta have a heart first!"

Thanks

This is a humble regard for someone who took me under their wing and so graciously offered to teach me how to blog! Mind you, I'm "eating crow" here. Mainly because, I took advantage of this person's, unselfish offer and let them teach me the basics.
At first I was so overwhelmed, with all the information, that I hung onto this person, like a "hungry child". I couldn't get it right, and so I'd cry to them in desperation and fear of messing up. Boy, did mess up! Not just once but many times. Two of my blogs, went to hell because of it.
This person, had called me their "friend", which I accepted completely. That was until I overstepped my boundaries,(which I didn't know were there) and over taxed them by constantly asking for opinions or help. I had helped this person when they had problems, so I didn't think it was a problem for me to seek help, in return. I got dissed, by the person, calling themselves, "my friend"! "Hurt", is not the word to describe, my feelings, right at that moment. I gritted my teeth and bit into my words as I wrote back, my growling essay. By the time we both were finished, so was the "friendship". I totally walked away, and left this person to itself, to "stew in it's own brew". Later in the month when, we ran into each other, I pulled away, from their advances, in an effort to try to say, "they were sorry". My book, doesn't see "friendships" with boundaries, if it's truly a friendship. Their world, obviously was different from mine, so I let it go. Chalked it up as a lost cause, and moved on.
I still want to give credit, where credit is due, and say that this person, did give me very quality information and help. To that I say "thank you".

Why Not?

I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100%. 
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt, doing drugs, while I work. Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?  Something has to change in this country -- and soon!

Amen........

'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.  Our soldiers don't have that problem.'

When I hear that a prisoner - who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and 'fed special food' that is paid for by my taxes - is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts:
I don't care. 

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.