Saturday, March 26, 2011

Zipper Skirt

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, 
she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow 
her leg to come up to the height of the first step of 
the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile 
to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her 
skirt a little, thinking that this would give her 
enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little
more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her 
to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second
time attempted the step. Once again, much to her 
chagrin, she could not raise her leg. 
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached
behind to unzip a little more and again was unable
to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing 
behind her picked her up easily by the waist and 
placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went
ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and 
yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even 
know who you are!"   
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, 
normally I would agree with you, but after you 
unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we
were friends."

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