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Monday, April 6, 2015

TEXAS GIRL

A  Mexican, an Arab,
and a  Texas girl are
in the same bar.  
When the  Mexican
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots
the glass  to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico ,
our glasses are so
cheap we don't  need
to drink with the same one twice.'
The  Arab, obviously
impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!),
throws it into the
air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have
so much sand to make
glasses that we don't
need to drink with
the same one twice either.'
The  Texas  girl,
cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp,  
throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the  
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and  calling for a refill,
she says,
'In  Texas , 
we have so many
illegal aliens that
we don't have to
drink with the  same ones twice.'   
God Bless TEXAS

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