Sunday, November 6, 2011

Free Sex with Fill Up

A gas  station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up  a sign that read,"Free Sex with Fill-Up." 

Soon a local redneck, Billy Ray,  pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number  from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck  guessed 8, and the proprietor said,"You were close! The number was 7. Sorry.  No sex this time."

A week later, Billy Ray, along with  his brother, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his  free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the  same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Billy Ray guessed 2  this time The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but NO free  sex this time."

As they were driving away, Billy Ray  said to his brother, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really  give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy  Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

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