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Kids Think Differently

For all of you in education, those with sons and grandsons, or those who just love the things little kids say, here's a reminder that adult words are often taken literally. A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate, only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.'

Howiee...........

Mardi Gras Revelers........

First Spy James Harris of the Cheyenne Mardi Gras Indian tribe marches in the Central City neighborhood of New Orleans, Tuesday, Feb. 24, 2009. Carnival revelers were greeted with clear weather for Mardi Gras. The celebration was marred by shots and police have arrested 2 people in connection with the shootings.

King Zulu Tyronne Mathieu gives a thumbs up before his ride in the Zulu parade on Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

Couch Potato?

Some More Humor

.... YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST :

Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President- elect Obama 's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew' s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint

scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
(oops)

Make You Smile........

TWENTY SEVEN LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God
and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6..You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7..Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8..Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17..Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18..Procrastinate Now!
19..I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20..A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21..A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22..Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up
three thousand times the memory.
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Sleep Number Bed

Have you purchased a sleep number bed this year? There has been a lot of advertising about them and how you can adjust your bed to the hardness you like. My sister's boyfriend brought one with him when he moved in. I inherited her bed when that happened. If you have an interest in a new sleep number bed, then check out this website for more information.

Kids of the .....

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took
hitchhiking.

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats,
booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day.And we were OK.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes After running into the20bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all,no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms.......
WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years20have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our
lives for our own good .
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

Happy Valentines

An The Beat Goes On..........

A combination picture shows (clockwise from top L) Josiah, Makai, Jeremiah, Nariyah, Jonah, Noah, Maliyah and Isaiah - the octuplets born January 26, 2009 in Bellflower, California. These poor children are going to be the subject of ridicule when they get older. Many people already have plenty to say about the way their mother handled this situation. I'm sure she's just waiting for the government, state and local agencies, to step in a donate all the needed items. She's played the USA like a fine tooth comb.......what a mockery she has made of motherhood and government.

dNeero

Why He took The Role......

This is a video of Heath Ledger, back in 2007 telling why he took the role of "The Dark Knight".

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Geography of Man & Woman

I was sent this in an email.............and thought some of my readers.............might like it..........

**The Geography Of A Woman

· Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

· Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

· Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

· Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

· Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

· Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

· Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

· After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages ... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

**The Geography Of A Man

· Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts....

Family Health Insurance

Getting the right insurance for your family is hard to do. If it's what you need, then the cost is out of sight. You always need family health insurance when you have small children. If you are planning on having a family then, it's a sure reality that insurance is needed. Find the right plan that fits into your budget and get the benefits, that will cover your expenses, when the time arrives. Health insurance coverage is necessary to handle surgery costs and medicines, should you go to the hospital.

Some Jobs Open

It's not looking good, for anything right now and it doesn't look good for the future either.

A woman looks at a job listing board in Oakland, California. President Barack Obama entered his first full week in office Monday battling to win over Republicans hostile to his signature plan to haul the US economy out of a paralyzing recession.

A home in a subdivision where construction has stopped and the lawns have become overgrown in Miami, Florida. President Barack Obama Thursday added an intelligence-style economic briefing to his daily agenda, as his new administration promised action to shore up crisis-hit banks and homeowners. I don't think this one is going to get any help until someone buys it and totally restores it.

Pigeon Forge

I'm sure your interested in an affordable hotel room for your next trip. Are You looking to go to Tennessee, to do a business venture? Maybe your just visiting relatives and they live in a small home. Either way, there are some great hotels in the state of Tennessee. They offer luxurious suites, that are 100% smoke free. If you have a pet that's traveling with you, you can go to their website and find their "pet friendly" units. They will make sure you enjoy your next trip, to their lovely hotel.

What's Up?

I'm sure by now you've heard on the news about this woman out in CA, that had 8 babies.........well, that's just part of it.......isn't it? At home she already had 6 kids.............now, I ask you...........what was she thinking? All the children have been through invitro which is an expensive procedure.........and she's not able to afford it? What's going on with the doctor in this situation? Some form of insanity is rising from this situation........and it's not considered to be the thing to do if you can't afford it. Maybe some fringe benefits were going on behind the scenes.......
This woman lives with her mother, with 6 kids, she filed bankruptcy last year......she is divorced and that man is not the father of any of the children........Now, there's 8 more kids to feed and take care of..........? I'm not real happy with the fact the government, state and local agencies are now subject to service. Then you have all these places that will give them things for free, to call it a donation and a tax write off...........Maybe even a house............which she won't be able to afford........since........utilities on a large home can mount up fast...........and there's always homeowner taxes, that come yearly........! Oh, well I guess there will be someone who will donate to that to............
I truly wonder what she was thinking when she did this.......was she expecting to use these babies in some way to benefit herself? One person can't take care of this many children and give them the proper care........there's just no way...........I guess we will see this story unfold as time goes by........