What If?

If 20 million illegal aliens returned 'home', the U.S. Economy would return to the rule of law. Employers would hire legal American citizens at a living wage. Everyone would pay their fair share of taxes because they wouldn't be working off the books. That would result in an additional $401 Billion in IRS income taxes collected annually, and an equal amount for local, state and city coffers. 

No more push '1' for Spanish or '2' for English. No more confusion in American schools that now must contend with over 100 languages that degrade the educational system for American kids. Our overcrowded schools would lose more than two million illegal alien kids at a cost of billions in ESL and free breakfasts and lunches. 

We would lose 500,000 illegal criminal alien inmates at a cost of more than $1.6 billion annually. That includes 15,000 MS-13 gang members who distribute $130 billion in drugs annually would vacate our country. 

I'd just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him 'I wish I had your will power.' 

I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank.

When I came out, he looked at me and said 'Any Change?' I said 'Nope, you're still black' .

I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.

Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were not the correct answers. 

Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight.

I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that! 

I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself," I’m going to take that". 

Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!

A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually.' 

Ask Yourself This?

OMG?

I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 7 year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"

She said, "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid.

I asked, "What does President's Day mean?"

I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

Just Quit It!

You want to stop immigration. Quit hiring them.

 Stop paying them. It's illegal to hire illegals.

Quit hiding them in your churches, in your 

homes, in your businesses.

 Quit buying their women, their drugs and 

their entertainment.

 We do not need the mouth of Trump to

accomplished this.

 We need to be proactive ourselves. 

Quit sharing our resources, start saying no

 and stand on that.

Deportation costs are high and is time 

consuming. 

They will go back on their on if we quit

 waving  

 the almighty dollar in front of their eyes.


 Quit complaining. Pick up phone and report 

them.

Original Burn?

Ok, what do you say to this crap?