Oh.........?

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN In THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP

THE LITTLE BOY IS GRIPPING ON TO
THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH
HIS RIGHT HAND

HIS
MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? YOU'VE
BEEN IN HERE FOR
AWHILE."

BILLY SAYS:
"I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T
GONE 'DOODY' YET."

MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY
HERE A FEW MORE
MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE
HEAD?"

BILLY SAYS:
"WORKS FOR KETCHUP."