Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Today's World........

How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while

slicing
salami at work,
he
blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day

For
40 years and die of lung cancer,
your
family blames the
tobacco
company..


If your neighbour crashes

into
a tree while driving home drunk,
h
e blames the bartender.


If your grandchildren are

Brats
without manners,
y
ou blame television.


If your friend is shot by a

deranged madman,
y
ou blame the gun manufacturer.



And if a crazed person breaks

into
the cockpit and
tries
to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and
the passengers
kill
him instead,
the
mother of the crazed deceased
blames
the airline.


I must have lived too long to

understand
the world
as
it is anymore.

So, if I die while my
OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to

blame
Bill Gates.


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