Drinking with a Texas Girl

A  Mexican, an Arab,

and a  Texas girl are

in the same bar.  

When the  Mexican

finishes his beer,

he throws his glass

in the air, pulls out

his pistol, and shoots

the glass  to pieces.

He says, 'In Mexico ,

our glasses are so

cheap we don't  need

to drink with the same one twice.'

The  Arab, obviously

impressed by this,

drinks non-alcohol beer

(cuz he's a muslim!),

throws it into the

air, pulls out his

AK-47, and shoots

the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In the

Arab World, we have

so much sand to make

glasses that we don't

need to drink with

the same one twice either.'

The  Texas  girl,

cool as a cucumber,

picks up her beer,

downs it in one gulp,  

throws the glass into

the air, whips out her

45, and shoots the  

Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass,

setting it on the bar, and  calling for a refill,

she says,

'In  Texas , 

we have so many

illegal aliens that

we don't have to

drink with the  same ones twice.'   

God Bless TEXAS