Cigars

Just think of sitting back in your comfortable easy chair with a good  alec bradley  cigar, and having a relaxing evening at home.  I'm sure many of you have this idea in mind during a stressful day at work.  It's nice to think of relaxing at home.  Enhance the enjoyment of your pleasure with that smoke to make the day end well.  I know that you can find good quality for the price when you invest in this brand.

Cute

Phones

Now a household word and  item the cell phone has become a thing of necessity which has risen to popularity in the last 15 years.  I'm sure you can find several unused phones lying around homes with young people living there.  The many different rates and plans have cause this accumulation of unused phones.  Looking for the real thing, many have turned to the  incredible s virgin   group to get maximum satisfaction. I suggest looking into this phone brand to get the service you are desiring.

"Warshing" Clothes Recipe.........

Never thought of a "washer" in this light before..what a blessing!

"Warshing Clothes Recipe" -- imagine having a recipe for this ! ! !

Years ago an Alabama grandmother gave the new bride the following recipe:

this is an exact copy as written and found in an old scrapbook -
with spelling errors and all.


WARSHING CLOTHES


Build fire in backyard to heat kettle of rain water. Set tubs so smoke wont blow in eyes if wind is pert. Shave one hole cake of lie soap in boilin water. Sort things, make 3 piles 1 pile white, 1 pile colored, 1 pile work britches and rags. To make starch, stir flour in cool water to smooth, then thin down with boiling water. Take white things, rub dirty spots on board,
scrub hard, and boil, then rub colored don't boil just wrench and starch. Take things out of kettle with broom stick handle, then wrench, and starch. Hang old rags on fence. Spread tea towels on grass. Pore wrench water in flower bed. Scrub porch with hot soapy water. Turn tubs upside down. Go put on clean dress, smooth hair with hair combs.. Brew cup of tea, sit and rock a spell and count your blessings. 

Paste this over your washer and dryer Next time when you think things are bleak, read it again, kiss that washing machine and dryer, and give thanks.. First thing each morning you should run and hug your washer and dryer, also your toilet---those two-holers used to get mighty cold! For you non-southerners - wrench means, rinse ;) AND WE THINK WE HAVE IT ROUGH!

Nag Nag

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.  His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,--- 'What time of night to be getting home is this?  Where have you been?  Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'.  And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang.  The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all.  Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed,

'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

Phone Plans

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Straight Talk for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.
I began to see the light about exactly how much I was spending on those cell phone service plans.  It didn't take me long to realize that I needed a plan I could control and have things limited to my needs.  My finances are considered "fixed income", so therefore I must have control over my spending.  I found that the only way to control my cell phone expenses was to go the "pre-pay" way.   This company offers plans that have caught my attentions with  everything you need    and I'm ready to take the bait.
Shopping for great deals meant that I had to spend time online doing constructive research.   I found Straight Talk and took the time to look at all the options offered.  As you know  your  mom knows best
  and when my teenager wants to  call a friend
I'm thankful that I choose a great plan which allows so much more.   I needed a company where there is  everything you need  and no contracts, no surprise bills and no credit checks.  I wanted to get great nationwide coverage and excellent reception and connectivity.

Straight Talk only uses trusted phone manufacturers like LG, Motorola, Kyocera, Nokia and Samsung.  Reconditioned phones are available from $10.00 with camera, mp3 player, mobile web access, and blue-tooth capability.  Straight Talk can give you everything you need without a contract.  Their International Long Distance Service is a flexible prepaid calling service that enables you to make international calls from your home, cell or office phone at low rates.  Just look at the money you will be saving with one of these plans.  There are many ideas you could whip up, to use that extra money.

Try TracFone

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I found that the only way to control my cell phone expenses was to go the "pre-pay" way.  When looking at my recent cell phone bill, I began to  see the Light  about exactly how much I was spending on those service plans.  It didn't take me long to realize that I needed a TracFone   plan I could control and have things limited to my needs.  My finances are considered "fixed income", so therefore I must have control over my spending.  
For real TracFone customers  there are no contracts, no credit checks, no activation charges or cancellation fees. plus great nationwide coverage and excellent reception/connectivity.  There are several different brands and style of phones to choose from with  so many features extra.  As  real TracFone customers   you can stay in touch with your kids and other family members during the hot days of summer.

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I found that through the actual airtime I needed, I could be a person totally in control. All I need to do is is buy one of their phones, then activate it.  I know that I can have the convenience of buying airtime when I need it. suggest that you consider looking into this service, if you are looking to have something you can control.

Your Diet

 I know how nice it feels to look great in your clothes.  The clothes you weren't able to wear for a long time, because of weight gain.  You find the right diet and suddenly you look in the mirror at a different person.  It takes time to research for the right  diet pills   to go with your body's health needs.  Some are too strong and your body can't adapt to the stress.  Get assistance through your medical doctor or weight loss consultants. 

Viagra.........Oh Yeah!

I'm sure this is a cute video, hopefully it doesn't cause a problem..........

Walk On Water?

Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family  tradition.  It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th
birthday.  

 On that special day , they'd each walked across the lake to
the pub  on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Paddy's 18th birthday came 'round , he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake.  Paddy stepped out of  the boat ....and nearly drowned!  Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother.
"Grandma'' he asked, "It's my 18th birthday, so why can't I walk  'cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked deeply into Paddy's troubled  brown eyes and said , "Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is
frozen, and you were born in August, ya dip  shit."

Ha Ha

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, “You're obviously not listening.”

My Dad

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"           
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot.  I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

Texas

Have you ever been to the “Lone Star State”. It is really something to see. We have just about anything you would want to see, visit or indulge in. Texas, is a great wonderful state, with so many things to offer.

I’ve lived in other states, but always came back home. It just doesn’t feel like home, anywhere else. I’m biased, that’s true, but until you come and feast on the pleasure’s of Texas, you haven’t lived.

I’m a TEXAN, “a native pecan”, and darn proud of it!

“Made in Texas, by Texans, for Texans”

Your Health

HEALTH MESSAGE:

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be
immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing ...yet lives for 450 years.

AND YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE!

How High?

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.  'No my son, I am St.  Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

 

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'  'Why no,' he answers, ‘I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

 

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets  an angelic looking man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'    'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'

 

Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man, oh man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.  Once again, he reaches an even larger  room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white  beard and once again repeats his question:  'Are you Mohammed?' he  gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.   'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?'

 

Obama says, ‘yes please!'  As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:  'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'

 

Keep your trust in God; your president will be replaced.

Online Store

 How often have you gone online to shop these days?  I'm sure you would answer me, quite often.  This is true when you  buy htc incredible s   sales from this online store.  I have visited this store, and noticed all the different items, listed for sale.  The electronics offered are of great quality at a good price.  I would consider shopping for most of my electronic items at this online store because of the wide variety in stock. 

Protect Your Children

There's always a chance your small child can get to an electric cord.  I've even seen my animals that were young trying to chew on them.  That's scary when you think about the problems that can come from this.  You can find a way to keep this from happening by getting cord covers  to keep these dangers out of sight.  The above link offers information about these covers and how to effectively use them.  Click on the above link and read the information.

My Article

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Loans

There's always a need for extra cash, when your paying bills.  Seems as though there's never enough at the end of the month to get you by.  I have to consider looking for some financial assistance.  There are convenient ways to get this help.  Going online, you can search for that help and you might consider clicking on the link in this post.  The  checkcity.com payday loans   are set up to help you with your application and receipt of needed cash.  Go to their website and apply for assistance with your next financial pinch.

Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the
barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you,
I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there
was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.


Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you ,
I'm doing community  service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.


Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'  The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

An Invitation

 While browsing the internet for other items, I ran across a website that offers  party invitations  that you can customize right on the website.  They even have placement cards for a formal dinner party, reception, or family get together.  There's really not much difference in the price's that I've seen but, you can get discounts on your orders.  That's a big plus in today's economic pinch.  If your having a party for several people, then this is the place to get more for your money.

NET10

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Net10 for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.
I found that the only way to control my cell phone expenses was to go the "pre-pay" way.  When looking at my recent cell phone bill, I began to  see the Light  about exactly how much I was spending on those service plans.  It didn't take me long to realize that I needed a plan I could control and have things limited to my needs.  My finances are considered "fixed income", so therefore I must have control over my spending.  I found that through the actual airtime I needed, I could be a person totally in control.

 
I know that I can have the convenience of buying airtime when I need it and if I'm a real NET10 customer then I can get the auto fill that this company offers.
All I need to do is is buy one of their phones, then activate it.  On the screen it will tell me when my minutes will expire and that will help me keep up with my account.  I suggest that you consider looking into this service, if you are looking to have something you can control.

Cell Phone Accessories

The cell phone's that you get new in the box are usually equipped with many accessories.  I know that many will by used phones that don't have the extras you want to utilize your service.  You can get  Cell phone accessories  at this online store and find great quality as well as savings for your money.  Should you need certain extras I suggest shopping for them where you can get the best deals and service.  It doesn't take long to get your units once you purchase has been approved.

Aisle Seat

Two terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
 
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a coke.'
'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'
 
As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one t oo.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
 
As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors,  'Why does it have to be this way?'
 
'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?  This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

 
THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.

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My Hobby

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Planting by the Moon

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