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Sunday, August 21, 2011

My Dad


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.


I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.


The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.


My dad kept staring at her.


The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.


When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:


"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"           

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....


"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot.  I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

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