Eyes

Well, it's got to happen and the sooner the better.  I need to have cataract surgery on both eyes.  The right eye is almost gone with the crap.  My left eye is carrying the weight of all my sight at the present.  Medicare part B doesn't kick in until July, so I'm stuck waiting till then.  Seeing, has become a chore and really bothers me.  Having to admit that I can't see what I want to see is degrading to me.  I feel put out right now and all I can do is bide my time and wait.

Drunk

Just what I need......right?  A falling down drunk trying to make time with me?  I sure don't need a falling down drunk trying to make his way into my life.  I don't need a falling down drunk in my life.  If this is the only type of person who is interested in me then my fate is doomed to hell.  I must clip this flower before it tries to bloom and discard it.  Man, I just can't seem to win!

Who Gives A Rats Ass?

I've been a frequent visitor of a certain popular website for several years.  It's come to my attention that some of the young people love to air their dirty laundry on it.  I have "unfriended" some just to get away from the constant deluge of depressing subjects, remarks and crap.  I have yet to see that these young people are making a change in their situations.  I wonder why they think that everyone should know they are going through tough times with family members?  If you don't like the situation you are in then get the hell out and change it.  Don't sit around whinning about it in hopes someone will feel sorry for you and offer you a way out.  They have their own lives and problems, they sure as hell don't need you to add more to theirs.  Don't whine to everyone then the very next day, be so damn happy with the same person.  WTF?

UH HUH

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down,

and perspired for an hour

But,  By the time I got my leotards on,

The class was over.

Smile

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'



The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.

Garden

I drive through neighborhoods with huge homes and they call them estates.  The courtyards and garden are filled with  yard sculptures  to give a flair to the design.  Each home is set to a certain theme which gives plenty of design idea's for the gardens.  For information about such items, click on the above link.