Ravens vs 49er's

All  eyes will be glued to the big screens this evening at the Ravens and 49er's hit the field.  It's another Super Bowl and the Cowboy's are still not there.  Imagine that?  Either way, I salute the 2 teams that made it and offer my wishes that the "best team" wins.  No crap involved!

Eyes

Well, it's got to happen and the sooner the better.  I need to have cataract surgery on both eyes.  The right eye is almost gone with the crap.  My left eye is carrying the weight of all my sight at the present.  Medicare part B doesn't kick in until July, so I'm stuck waiting till then.  Seeing, has become a chore and really bothers me.  Having to admit that I can't see what I want to see is degrading to me.  I feel put out right now and all I can do is bide my time and wait.

Drunk

Just what I need......right?  A falling down drunk trying to make time with me?  I sure don't need a falling down drunk trying to make his way into my life.  I don't need a falling down drunk in my life.  If this is the only type of person who is interested in me then my fate is doomed to hell.  I must clip this flower before it tries to bloom and discard it.  Man, I just can't seem to win!

Who Gives A Rats Ass?

I've been a frequent visitor of a certain popular website for several years.  It's come to my attention that some of the young people love to air their dirty laundry on it.  I have "unfriended" some just to get away from the constant deluge of depressing subjects, remarks and crap.  I have yet to see that these young people are making a change in their situations.  I wonder why they think that everyone should know they are going through tough times with family members?  If you don't like the situation you are in then get the hell out and change it.  Don't sit around whinning about it in hopes someone will feel sorry for you and offer you a way out.  They have their own lives and problems, they sure as hell don't need you to add more to theirs.  Don't whine to everyone then the very next day, be so damn happy with the same person.  WTF?

UH HUH

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down,

and perspired for an hour

But,  By the time I got my leotards on,

The class was over.

Smile

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'



The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.

Garden

I drive through neighborhoods with huge homes and they call them estates.  The courtyards and garden are filled with  yard sculptures  to give a flair to the design.  Each home is set to a certain theme which gives plenty of design idea's for the gardens.  For information about such items, click on the above link.

Happy New Year

Hey.....you guys............no matter how....f.........g bad it gets............do your darnedest to have a good one.........how ever you have it......have a drink........get laid..........whatever........just do it.......yippee.....2013

A Change?

"Dallas Cowboys", loose again..........and what did you expect? They've lost so many season's to this type of thing..........and surely you didn't expect them to win this time.........I've known for quite awhile, that they are too eaten up with themselves, to play a decent season..... It's been this way for a long time.........Jerry Jones.........just can't find the right team players and coach.........No one is playing as a team..........it's a bunch of show boating for one's self..........I guess that's what making a large income does to people like that.......

"Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error."

Merry Christmas

Summer Fun

I can remember getting to go to summer camp during my teens.  It was a time to interact with other teens from different parts of the State.  I find that today is no different and you can get teensummercamps.com summer camps   information for the coming year.  Parents can help you decide the type to enroll for.  Get more information about the summer camps in your areas.

Tell It.........Maxine....

This is the best analogy yet

Leave it to Maxine to come up with solution For the mess that America is now in economically.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on

my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of

A bird feeder it was, as I filled it ,

Lovingly with seed. Within a week we

had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was
Everywhere: on the patio tile,
The chairs, the table ..
Everywhere!

Then some of the birds
Turned mean. They would
Dive bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had
Fed them out of my own
Pocket.

And other birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at
All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it
When it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
Sit on my own back porch
Anymore. So I took down the
Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone. I cleaned
Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built
All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
It used to be ..... Quiet, serene....
And no one demanding their
Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out
Free food, subsidized housing,
Free medical care and free
Education, and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic
Citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the
Tens of thousands. Suddenly
Our taxes went up to pay for
Free services; small apartments
Are housing 5 families; you
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
By an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
Behind other schools because
Over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
Talk to me in English, and
People waving flags other
Than 'Old Glory' are
Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding
More rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
To take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
Just continue cleaning up the poop.