Damned !

Did you see the heels on those shoes that girl is wearing?  I'd break my damned ankle if I even tried to stand up on those things.  Walking around on them is not even considered an option.  Talking about staggering around like your drunk!  I'd get taken to jail for public intox, whether I'd had a beer or not.  Just imagine, how rough it would be, if I was drunk..........lol.

I know....I know.........you weren't looking at the heels..!