Thursday, September 1, 2011

Indians don't use saddles......

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona
when her car broke down.
An American Indian on horseback came along
and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
The ride was uneventful,
except that every few minutes the Indian would let out
a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?"
asked the service-station attendant.
"Nothing," the woman answered.
"I merely sat behind him on the horse,
put my arms around his waist,
held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.
"Lady," the attendant said,
"Indians don't use saddles."

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