Ya Don't Say.........

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
I was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams...To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this

exam suddenly burst out laughing
and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said.  . .
'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down
her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .

' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .'